Zbog brzog zatvaranja pregovora sa EU,
Hrvatska je prisiljena mijenjati neke nazive gradova i uskladiti ih sa europskim normama:

Mali rat – Little war
Veli rat – Big war
Zaglav - 4head
Prapatnica – Grandsufferer
Gornji Humac – Upper Rath
Drvenik – Woodville
Podgora – Bellowmountain
Podstražje – Bellowguardville
Živogošće – Liveguestville
Zečevo – Rabbitville
Tučepi – Herecorks
Ruskamen – Russianrock
Vela Luka - Big Harbour
Kumrovec (Tito) – Godfather City
Veliko Trgovišće (Tuđman) – Great marketville
Kaštel Novi – Newcastle
Veliki Zdenci - Big Wells
Sveti Ivan Žabno - St. John Frog
Duga Resa - Long Lobe
Plitvička Jezera - Shallowwussy Lakes
Novalja - New OK
Kutina - Angletexaco
Topusko – Cannonnarrow
Topolovac - Cannonhunter
Dražice – Clitorises
Svinjarevci – Swineville
Sikirevci – Litlle axeville
Mrkopalj - Darkdigs
Golubić - Pigeonville
Divoselo - Giantvillage
Bogomolje – Godprays
Ćavoglave – Thompson village
Dalj - Further
Batina - Bludgeon
Brodarica - Shipville
Đurđevac - Georgetown
Čista Velika - Pure Big
Čista Mala - Pure Small
Suhopolje – Dryfield
Čabar - Whatbar
Poreč – Halfword
Karlovac - Dickhunter
Podstrana – Underside
Pregrada - Barrier
Sokolovac - Hawkville
Glina - Clay(ville)
Velika - Big
Orahovica - Walnutville
Generalski stol - General's table
Zmijavci - Snakey
Ploče - Panels
Sisak - Boobsy
Dugo Selo – Long Vilage
Gospić – Littlemadonna's pussy city
Otočac – Littleisland
Ivanec - Littlejohn
Ludbreg - Madhill
Lepoglava - Prettyhead
Novska - Newly
Rakov potok - Crabs creek
Krapina – Neandertal city
Krapinske toplice – Neandertal city spa
Slavonski brod - Slavonian ship
Beli Manastir - White Abbey
Babina greda – Oldbitch timber/traverse
Rijeka – River town
Bakar - Copper
Novi Vinodolski – New Winewalley
Kraljevica – Babyprincess
Crikvenica – Littlechurch
Buzet – Willbesoninlaw
Mali Lošinj - Smallnbad
Omiš – O'mouse
Baška Voda - Justlike Water
Vukovar – Wolfwar city
Turopolje – Assfield
Zadar – 4gift
Neviđane - Notlooking
Zagreb - Scrabble Town
Samobor – Onlypine
Sveta Nedelja - Holy Sunday
Zaprešić - Behind little squeezer
Jastrebarsko – Hawk city
Sveti Križ Začretje - Saint Cross Forchretis
Podsused - Underneighbor
Susedgrad – Neighbortown
Šarengrad - Multicolor town
Dvor na Uni – Casttle/ Court on the Una river
Dugo Selo - Long Village
Velika Buna - Big Riot
Mrzlo Polje - Cold Field
Velika Gorica - Great Litlle Hill
Konjščina - Horse City
Bistra - Clear
Pušća – Leak
Hrašće – Oaks
Marija Bistrica – Mary Little Clear
Otok Sestrice – Litlle sister's island
Dugi otok - Long Island ... NY-
Šibenik – Wickerville
Karin - Dick's City
Supetar – Soupspitch
Ivan Glavosijek - John Headcutter
Sv Petar u Šumi - St Peter In Forest
Kali – Like Lee
Sali- With Lee
Virovitica – Whirlpoolbird
Split – Split / Kerum town
Bol - Pain
Križevci – Crossville


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