golly&bossy

ponedjeljak, 27.07.2009.

Loki

Dragi Naši,

Min smo imali jednega maška po imenu Pečo i puno pasa imenom Bubi. Kako tako puno Bubiji? Zato što je naša obitelj tradicionalna i već stotinjak godina svaki pas Nan se zove Bubi. Osim ako je ženska, onda se zove Belina, po pasu od doktora Luiđija.

Bubiji su bili razni. Bi je jedan stari bilo-kafeni kad smo bili mali. Bi je i jedan šareni koji se jedno lito samo prikrpa. Ti Bubi je bi dobar u duši, ali divji i neodgojen i jadan cilo vrime je sluša “Ne, Bubi!“, “Biži, Bubi!” i “Bubi, vanka!”.

Onda je bi jedan Bubi za kojega znaju naši reć da nijedan Bubi neće bit kako on. Ti Bubi je bi mali bili pas, a dobili smo ga kad se naša Baba u crikvi dogovorila s ženon što je sedila kun nje. Bi je jadno pametan, svi su ga volili i on je voli svih. Osim jednega poštara, koji je kasnije, u jednon drugon priči, ispa negativac. Bubi ga je znači skuži.

O Pečotu ćemo samo reć što su drugi rekli za njega. A rekli su: “Bože, nikad nismo vidili ovako velikega i ovako grubega maška.“

A zašto van sve ovo govorimo? Zato što smo vidili da naša modna ikona Mickey Rourke ima postole na kojima mu je izvezeno ime mrtvega pasa i smatramo da je to ultimativni modni dodatak koji ne samo da krasi osobu nego i emanira njenu osobnost. Stoga pod hitno tražimo spretne ruke koje će Nan na postole izvest Pečo i Bubi.

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We used to have a cat named Pečo, and many dogs named Bubi. How come so many Bubis? Because we have a very traditional family that for the past hundred years has been giving the same name to the dogs.

There were many different Bubis. There was an old white-brown one when we were children. There was a patchey one that just showed up one summer. He was kind, but wild and ill-mannered. Poor him, all he heard was “Bubi, no!”, “Bubi, move!” and “Get out, Bubi!”

Then there was a Bubi our family was so fond of they say that no Bubi will ever be like that Bubi. He was a small, white dog, and we got him from a woman that was sitting next to our Grandmother in the church. That Bubi was very smart, everybody loved him and he loved everybody. Except for a postman, that later, in another story, turned out to be a bad guy. So Bubi figured him out.

As for Pečo we will just say what others said for him. And they said: “My God, we never saw such a large and such an ugly cat.“

And why are we telling all of this? Because we saw that our fashion icon Mickey Rourke has shoes with embroidered name of his dead dog. We think it’s and ultimate accessory that is not only pretty but also emanates the character of the person wearing it. So, we are looking for a pair of skillful hands that will embroider Pečo and Bubi on our shoes.

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