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petak, 29.02.2008.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. Ušla sam u psihijatrijsku oridinaciju i rekla-jednu lobotomiju, molim! Sad mi je super. Ulovih zatim zlatnu ribicu i rekoh - Samo mi daj smijeha. Dala mi ogledalo! Faking lobotomija! Htjela sam smisao za humor!!!

jacry + medena+koraljić+katja+suncokretič = jasretan

I got a job at a zoo feeding giraffes but I was fired because I wasn't up to it.
So then I got a job in a gymnasium (work-out-center), but they said I wasn't fit for the job.
Next, I found being an electrician interesting, but the work was shocking.
After many years of trying to find steady work I finally got a job as a historian until I realized there was no future in it.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive. SmileyCentral.com

YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE THE VOICES ONLY TALK TO ME.

So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute! SmileyCentral.com

I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
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God must love stupid people, he made so many.
I took an IQ test and the results were negative. SmileyCentral.com

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. SmileyCentral.com

Make love, not war. Hell, do both, get married!
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Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them.

Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.

Black holes are where God divided by zero.

All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.

How do you get holy water?
Boil the hell out of it.

What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk.

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.

If at first you don't succeed, try not to look astonished.

We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!
If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
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Da nisam tražila lobotomiju...sad bi ovo bila ja! Počet ću zapisivat neke stvari!
Viktorijina tajna?
ja - ja sam Viktorijina Velika tajna!!! cerek
Al Bundy - nema Viktorija tako veliku tajnu!!!! rofl
ja - eek
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Pozlilo mi je od nade u sreću! Od kad sam prihvatila Pegulu u svoj život, sretnija sam!
Some people have the "Green thumb". Not me! I'm sure I cuold get a job killing weed.
Suze radosnice! .... Stvarno!!!!!!! Image and video hosting by TinyPic

Maca koja mi je pozirala:
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Bolje mi je kad sam luda, već sam to rekla. Zabavljam samu sebe, skupljam forcu. Bila na "razgovoru za posao" sobarice. Razgovor se sveo na potragu za živim bićem u hotelu. Na momenat sam pomislila da sam ušla u zonu sumraka! Uto iziđe iz jednih vrata ljudsko biće. Jedino pitanje je bilo "Jeste li ikad radili kao sobarica?" ... Rekoh, "-nisam (i mislim si, kako teško će bit naučit?) ali u Njemačkoj sam neko vrijeme čistila po kućama." Odmjerena sam od glave do pete sumnjičavo (?) te se osjetila na momenat totalno nepodobna za posao sobarice. Jesam predebela za sobaricu??? Image and video hosting by TinyPic Jesam li predebela za bilo koji posao? Možda da probam dobit glavni zgoditak i vidim možda bi mogla prodavat novine ili radit u mjenjačnici? Svi me tješe - ni jedan posao nije sramota. Treba mi bilo kakav posao samo da uhvatim mota, nakon toliko godina nerada. Ma koja sramota!!??? Ako budem dobila posao sobarice, vjerovatno ću radit samo jutra. Tako si ja to zamišljam. Pa imam popodne i večer fore još negdje zasukat rukave (fig.).
Sve sam sigurnija da me bila dopala lijena roda koja me samo dropnula bilo gdje! Bila sam namijenjena obitelji Hilton! Glupa roda! Image and video hosting by TinyPic Sve ih bum tužila! Image and video hosting by TinyPic





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