11.01.2010., ponedjeljak
i BE svijetlo
i BE svijetlo
ponedjeljak , 11.01.2010.|
Danas odem u dućan i tak vrzmam se okolo, ko prdac u gaćama i kod jedne gondole naletim na tipa i prodavačicu. Neki strenđer. Melje nekaj na engleskom, ova nikaj ne kuži, sva zbunjena, smotala se. Tip mi poznat. A di sam ga vidil, a di???? Priđem i velim: -Sir, can I help You??? -Ooo, Alexxl, it's you, Thank God!!! Jebo te, zbunil me, a znam da ga znam. Valjda sa nekog sajta, pitaj dragog Boga. I joj, da mi Blog super, da ovo, da ono. Utijebem, jesam li Interplanetarno popularan. Pa, kak radim te fotke, pa kak ovo, pa kak ono? Rekoh: -shorten the story, what is a problem??? -whatever,.... I need toothpaste!!! Pogledam, a ono sto vrsta kaladonata, u kutijicama, sa granulama, bez granula, sa ovom kemijom, sa onom, Te u tubi i sine mi BLINK  -Ser William, u tubi, or not tubi! -can in a tube. -So, how to, that you have come here in Denmark? -Ahhhh, something stinks and it smells!!! -Ahhhh, so mean? -Jooj, let me recite that part of your book, what if, when He, "the one",the actor, holding that ghastly skull, in his hand, please.  - Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio: a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy: he hath borne me on his back a thousand times; and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is! my gorge rims at it. Here hung those lips that I have kissed I know not how oft. Where be your gibes now? your gambols? your songs? your flashes of merriment, that were wont to set the table on a roar? Not one now, to mock your own grinning? quite chap-fallen? Now get you to my lady's chamber, and tell her, let her paint an inch thick, to this favour she must come; make her laugh at that. -Ah, what, that one "in a tube or not tube. " -Maaa, it's the Beatles,.....Let it be! I tak si mi poslje gud bajišemo i čiča mića, gotova priča. Valjda bum sad mogel zaspati! |
