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A must see:

Monty Pythons (any episode or movie)
Red Dwarf (seasons 1-7)
House of Cosbys
Trainspotting
Futurama
Simpsons
Donnie Darko
South Park
Waking world
Vincent
Nightmare Before Christmas
Corpse Bride
Memento


Stand-up:
Stephen Lynch
Jerry Seinfeld
Chris Rock
Dave Allen
Bill Hicks
Greg Proops
Eddie Murphy
Richard Prior
Steve McGrew
Hugh Fink
Lewis Black

A must hear:

Agathodaimon
Cradle of Filth
Dimmu Borgir
Anathema
Elvenking
F. Sinatra
Korpiklaani
Whitesnake
Basil Poledouris (Conan)
Danny Elfman
B. Dylan
Anal Mandica
Stevie Wonder
David Bowie
Balašević
Hladno pivo
Hendrix
Simon&Garfunkel
London After Midnight
My Dying Bride
Ensiferum
Jethro Tull
Guns'n'Roses

A must read:

George R. R. Martin
P. Coelho: Alkemičar
Zelazny: Saga o Amberu, Bring me the head of prince Charming, Frka s Faustom
Philip K. Dick: A Scanner Darkly
J.R.R. Tolkien
F.S.Fitzgerald: Veliki Gatsby
Douglas Adams: Vodič kroz galaksiju za autostopere - serijal
V. Nabokov: Lolita
Marquis De Sade: 180 days of Sodoma and Gomorah, Nedace kreposti, others...
Oscar Wilde: Dorian Grey
Clive Barker : Tales of blood, Hellbound Heart (Hellraiser serijal)
Stephen King

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petak, 29.06.2007.

The farmer in the dell


***
The farmer takes a wife
The wife takes a child
The child takes a nurse
The nurse takes the cow
The cow takes a dog
The dog takes a cat
The cat takes a rat
The rat takes the cheese
The cheese stands alone...
***

am i the cheese?

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ponedjeljak, 25.06.2007.

please press play...

and listen...

Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of ’97... wear sunscreen
If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be
it. The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by
scientists whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable
than my own meandering
experience…

I will dispense this advice now. Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth; oh nevermind; you will not
understand the power and beauty of your youth until they have faded.
But trust me, in 20 years you’ll look back at photos of yourself and
recall in a way you can’t grasp now how much possibility lay before
you and how fabulous you really looked….

You’re not as fat as you imagine. Don’t worry about the future; or worry, but know that worrying is as
effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing
bubblegum.
The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that
never crossed your worried mind; the kind that blindside you at 4pm
on some idle Tuesday.

Do one thing everyday that scares you

Sing

Don’t be reckless with other people’s hearts, don’t put up with people who are reckless with yours. Floss Don’t waste your time on jealousy; sometimes you’re ahead, sometimes you’re behind…the race is long, and in the end, it’s only with yourself.

Remember the compliments you receive, forget the insults; if you
succeed in doing this, tell me how. Keep your old love letters, throw away your old bank statements.

Stretch

Don’t feel guilty if you don’t know what you want to do with your
life…the most interesting people I know didn’t know at 22 what they
wanted to do with their lives, some of the most interesting 40 year
olds I know still don’t. Get plenty of calcium. Be kind to your knees, you’ll miss them when they’re gone. Maybe you’ll marry, maybe you won’t, maybe you’ll have children,maybe
you won’t, maybe you’ll divorce at 40, maybe you’ll dance the funky
chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary…what ever you do, don’t
congratulate yourself too much or berate yourself either – your
choices are half chance, so are everybody else’s.

Enjoy your body, use it every way you can…don’t be afraid of it, or what other people
think of it, it’s the greatest instrument you’ll ever own..

Dance…

even if you have nowhere to do it but in your own living room. Read the directions, even if you don’t follow them. Do NOT read beauty magazines, they will only make you feel ugly.

Get to know your parents, you never know when they’ll be gone for
good. Be nice to your siblings; they are the best link to your past and the
people most likely to stick with you in the future. Understand that friends come and go,but for the precious few you should hold on. Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography and
lifestyle because the older you get, the more you need the people you
knew when you were young.

Live in New York City once, but leave before it makes you hard; live
in Northern California once, but leave before it makes you soft. Travel. Accept certain inalienable truths, prices will rise, politicians will philander, you too will get old, and when you do you’ll fantasize
that when you were young prices were reasonable, politicians were
noble and children respected their elders.

Respect your elders.

Don’t expect anyone else to support you. Maybe you have a trust fund,
maybe you have a wealthy spouse; but you never know when either one
might run out.

Don’t mess too much with your hair, or by the time you're 40, it will
look 85. Be careful whose advice you buy, but, be patient with those who
supply it. Advice is a form of nostalgia, dispensing it is a way of
fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the
ugly parts and recycling it for more than
it’s worth. But trust me on the sunscreen

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nedjelja, 24.06.2007.

My phone's on vibrate for you...

My phone's on vibrate for you
God knows what all these new drugs do
I guess to have no more fears
But still I always end up in tears

My phone's on vibrate for you
But still I never ever feel from you
Pinocchio's now a boy who wants to turn back into a toy

So call me
Call me the morning, call me in the night
So call me
Call me anytime you like

My phone's on vibrate
For you, for you

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nedjelja, 17.06.2007.

He wishes for the Cloths of Heaven


Had I the heavens' embroidered cloths,
Enwrought with golden and silver light,
The blue and the dim and the dark cloths
Of night and light and the half-light,
I would spread the cloths under your feet:
But I, being poor, have only my dreams;
I have spread my dreams under your feet;
Tread softly because you tread upon my dreams.


W.B.Yeats

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subota, 16.06.2007.

ne čitajte ovo

ona je ta...............................
koja moje snove štiti..............
svojim neponovljivim dodirom.
bujicom pogleda odnosi..........
moj dah................................
............................................
....................................ljubav
....................je razvikana stvar
........na ovom vječnom globusu
................gdje samo usamljeni
.....................................plaču
............................................
lica........................................
koja možda............................
nisu svijetu osobita.................
toliko ljubavi...........................
imaju....................................
............................................
..........................................ali
..............priča u njihovim očima
....neće nikad biti ispričana vama
...................ljepota je pakosna
......................................stvar
.............................................
i šteta što...............................
ti, moja najdraža.....................
ne postojiš ,nisam te našao......
možda nikada..........................
i neću.....................................
.............................................
....................................utvare
......................moju dušu sada
.....punite opsidijanskim crnilom
........................da me tuđe oči
...................................ne vide

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srijeda, 13.06.2007.

ahem...

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