ponedjeljak, 25.12.2006.
Donnie Darko
mmm
napokon nesto dobro na TV-u
prejeben film
vec ga dugo nisam gledao,
zaboravio sam koliko je dobar
najjaci djelovi:
***
Donnie: Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit?
Frank: Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?
***
Gretchen: My mom had to get a restraining order against my step dad. He has emotional problems.
Donnie: Oh, I have those too. What kind does your step dad have?
Gretchen: He stabbed my mom four times in the chest.
Donnie: Oh.
***
Roberta Sparrow: Every living creature on this earth dies alone.
***
Dr. Thurman: If the sky were to suddenly open up, there would be no law, there would be no rule. There would only be you and your memories.
If this world were to end, there would only be you... and him... and no one else
***
Cherita: Chut up! (umro sam kod ovog)
***
Senda lóme
oh yeah
and merry Christmas
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srijeda, 20.12.2006.
this above all: to thine own self be true
zanimljiva recenica zar ne
prije svega sebi ostaj vjeran
to je problem s nama ljudima
nismo vjerni sebi
tako smo povodljivi... kao proklete ovce
koje slijepo slijede nekog zamisljenog pastira
pokoravamo se volji drugih
odustajemo od sebe i svojih nacela
svojih vlastitih vrlina i snova
odustanemo od istine i laz pocinjemo
prihvacati kao nesto normalno
zasto?
Puno je teže plivati protiv rijeke nego joj se jednostavno prepustiti
linija manjeg otpora
zapravo se i nema smisla boriti
kao nesavrsena bica koja jesmo kad tad cemo se predat...
no na kraju nista od toga nije bitno
zivot je jadna velika šala koju nitko potpuno ne razumije
don't try to understand it
just hear it out
to the very end
and laugh :)
and now something to cheer you up:)
fade in...
**************************************
Some things in life are bad,
They can really make you mad,
Other things just make you swear and curse,
When you're chewing on life's gristle,
Don't grumble,
Give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best.
And...
Always look on the bright side of life.
[whistle]
Always look on the light side of life.
[whistle]
If life seems jolly rotten,
There's something you've forgotten,
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
When you're feeling in the dumps,
Don't be silly chumps.
Just purse your lips and whistle.
That's the thing.
And...
Always look on the bright side of life.
[whistle]
Always look on the right side of life,
[whistle]
For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word.
You must always face the curtain with a bow.
Forget about your sin.
Give the audience a grin.
Enjoy it. It's your last chance, anyhow.
So,...
Always look on the bright side of death,
[whistle]
Just before you draw your terminal breath.
[whistle]
Life's a piece of shit,
When you look at it.
Life's a laugh and death's a joke it's true.
You'll see it's all a show.
Keep 'em laughing as you go.
Just remember that the last laugh is on you.
And...
Always look on the bright side of life.
Always look on the right side of life.
[whistle]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistle]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistle]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistle]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistle]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistle]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistle]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistle]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistle]
Monty Python
mislim da je ime pjesme suvišno :)
***********i really like these**************
until next we meet
...
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utorak, 19.12.2006.
And now for something completely different...
Malo copy-paste humora
Neda mi se razmisljat o nicem pametnom, pa je ovo
tek toliko da se popuni praznina...
******************************************
Destroying the Borg
(A Star Trek Lost Episodes transcript)
[Picard]
Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a
weakness in the Borg? And Mr. Data, have you been able to access their
command pathways?
[Geordi]
Yes, Captain. In fact, we found the answer by searching through our
archives on late Twentieth-century computing technology. (Geordi presses a
key, and a logo appears on the computer screen.)
[Riker looks puzzled..]
What the hell is 'Microsoft'?
[Data turns to answer..]
Allow me to explain. We will send this program, for some reason called
'Windows', through the Borg command pathways. Once inside their command
unit, it will begin consuming system resources at an unstoppable rate.
[Picard]
But the Borg have the ability to adapt. Won't they alter their processing
systems to increase their storage capacity?
[Data]
Yes, Captain. But when 'Windows' detects this, it will generate new
requirements of itself known as an 'upgrade'. The use of resources
increases exponentially with each iteration. The Borg will not be able to
adapt quickly enough. Eventually all of their processing ability will be
taken over and none will be available for their normal operational
functions.
[Picard]
Excellent work. This is even better than that 'unsolvable geometric shape'
idea.
... 15 Minutes Later ...
[Data]
Captain, We have successfully installed the 'Windows' in the command unit
and, as expected, it immediately consumed 85% of all resources. We however
have not received any confirmation of the expected 'upgrade' yet.
[Geordi]
Our scanners have picked up an increase in Borg storage and CPU capacity to
compensate, But we still have not received anything regarding the 'upgrade'
to compensate for their increase.
[Picard]
Data, scan the history banks again and determine if there is something we
have missed.
[Data]
Sir, I believe the 'upgrade' has started. I detect something called
"Windows95". Something seems to be happening, their systems are starting to
look unstable and needing more system resources.
[Captain]
Their systems seem to have locked trying to execute normal operational
functions. Wait, they are re-powering...
[Riker]
Captain, we have no choice. Requesting permission to begin emergency escape
sequence Riker 3F.
[Geordi, excited]
Wait, Captain I just detected their CPU capacity has suddenly dropped to 0!
[Picard]
Data, what do your scanners show?
[Data]
Apparently the Borg have found the internal 'Windows' module named
'Solitaire' and it has used up all the CPU capacity.
[Picard]
Let's wait and see how long this 'Solitaire' can reduce their
functionality.
.. Two Hours Pass . ... .
[Riker]
Geordi, what's the status on the Borg?
[Geordi]
As expected the Borg are attempting to re-engineer to compensate for
increased CPU and storage demands, but each time they successfully increase
resources I have setup our closest deep space monitor beacon to transmit
more 'windows' modules from something called the 'Microsoft fun-pack'.
[Picard]
How much time will that buy us?
[Data]
Current Borg solution rates allow me to predicate an interest time span of
6 more hours.
[Geordi]
Captain, another vessel has entered our sector.
[Picard]
Identify.
[Data]
It appears to have markings very similar to the 'Microsoft' logo.
[Over the speakers]
THIS IS ADMIRAL BILL GATES OF THE MICROSOFT FLAGSHIP, MONOPOLY. WE HAVE
POSITIVE CONFIRMATION OF UNREGISTERED SOFTWARE IN THIS SECTOR. SURRENDER
ALL ASSETS AND WE CAN AVOID ANY TROUBLE. YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS.
[Data]
The alien ship has just opened its forward hatches and released thousands
of humanoid shaped objects.
[Picard]
Magnify forward viewer on the alien craft.
[Riker]
Good God captain! Those are humans floating straight toward the Borg ship
with no life support suits! How can they survive the tortures of deep
space?!
[Data]
I don't believe that those are humans sir, if you will look closer I
believe you will see that they are carrying something recognized by
twenty-first century man as doe-skin leather briefcases, and wearing Armani
suits.
[Riker and Picard together horrified]
LAWYERS !!
[Geordi]
It can't be. All the Lawyers were rounded up and sent hurtling into the sun
in 2017 during the Great Awakening.
[Data]
True, but apparently some must have survived.
[Riker]
They have surrounded the Borg ship and are covering it with papers.
[Data]
I believe that is known in ancient vernacular as 'red tape'. It often
proves fatal. The Borg are now attempting to contact for help, but the
MONOPOLY refuses to answer.
[Riker]
They're transmitting more modules, system overload is eminent, it's tearing
the Borg to pieces !
[Picard]
Turn off the monitors. I can't stand to watch, not even the Borg deserve
that.
******************************************
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So long and thanks for all the fish
Zbogom stari prijatelju
nedostajat ces mi...
I close my eyes
Only for a moment, then the moment's gone
All my dreams
Pass before my eyes, a curiosity
Dust in the wind
All they are is dust in the wind
Same old song
Just a drop of water in an endless sea
All we do
Crumbles to the ground, though we refuse to see
Dust in the wind
All we are is dust in the wind, ohh
Now, don't hang on
Nothing lasts forever but the earth and sky
It slips away
And all your money won't another minute buy
Dust in the wind
All we are is dust in the wind
All we are is dust in the wind
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nedjelja, 10.12.2006.
deconstructing me
Ne znam zasto ali ova pjesma me uvijek
podigne. Podigne me iz govana, iz problema
kad me neke sitnice bace iz takta, kad se sve
cini sivo i besmisleno, ona mi vrati
nadu da mozda ipak postoji nekakav
smisao za mene...
razlog da nastavim
Here I Go Again
I don't know where I'm goin
but I sure know where I've been
hanging on the promises in songs of yesterday.
An' I've made up my mind, I ain't wasting no more time
but here I go again, here I go again.
Tho' I keep searching for an answer
I never seem to find what I'm looking for.
Oh Lord, I pray you give me strength to carry on
'cos I know what it means to walk along the lonely street of dreams.
Here I go again on my own
goin' down the only road I've ever known.
Like a drifter I was born to walk alone.
An' I've made up my mind, I ain't wasting no more time.
Just another heart in need of rescue
waiting on love's sweet charity
an' I'm gonna hold on for the rest of my days
'cos I know what it means to walk along the lonely street of dreams.
Here I go again on my own
goin' down the only road I've ever known.
Like a hobo I was born to walk alone.
An' I've made up my mind, I ain't wasting no more time
but here I go again, here I go again,
here I go again, here I go.
An' I've made up my mind, I ain't wasting no more time.
Here I go again on my own
goin' down the only road I've ever known.
Like a drifter I was born to walk alone
'cos I know what it means to walk along the lonely street of dreams.
Here I go again on my own
goin' down the only road I've ever known.
Like a drifter I was born to walk alone.
An' I've made up my mind, I ain't wasting no more time
but here I go again, here I go again,
here I go again, here I go,
here I go again
Whitesnake
but then again...maybe not
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četvrtak, 07.12.2006.
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that'll teach you to contradict me, you little git:)
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Of steamworks and magick obscura
malo poezije...meni drage
ne moje dakako...
...moja smrdi i nije za ljude
anyways
* * *
Remembrance
Cold in the earth — and the deep snow piled above thee,
Far, far removed, cold in the dreary grave!
Have I forgot, my only Love, to love thee,
Severed at last by Time's all-severing wave?
Now, when alone, do my thoughts no longer hover
Over the mountains, on that northern shore,
Resting their wings where heath and fern-leaves cover
Thy noble heart for ever, ever more?
Cold in the earth — and fifteen wild Decembers
From those brown hills have melted into spring
Faithful indeed is the spirit that remembers
After such years of change and suffering!
Sweet Love of youth, forgive if I forget thee
While the world's tide is bearing me along:
Other desires and other hopes beset me,
Hopes which obscure, but cannot do thee wrong!
No later light has lightened up my heaven;
No second morn has ever shone for me:
All my life's bliss from thy dear life was given
All my life's bliss is in the grave with thee.
But, when the days of golden dreams had perished,
And even Despair was powerless to destroy,
Then did I learn how existence could be cherished,
Strengthened, and fed without the aid of joy;
Then did I check the tears of useless passion,
Weaned my young soul from yearning after thine;
Sternly denied its burning wish to hasten
Down to that tomb already more than mine!
And, even yet, I dare not let it languish,
Dare not indulge in Memory's rapturous pain;
Once drinking deep of that divinest anguish,
How could I seek the empty world again?
Emily Brontë ( 1818-1848 )
* * *
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srijeda, 06.12.2006.
Crimson and Clover
it has begun...
trotjedna epoha koja se ponavlja svake godine...
hladna i bolna spoznaja...
8 aseva ... mmmmmm
...
prilicno tuzna brojka ako mene pitate ali eto...
vrijeme mrcvarenja svog malenog i omamljenog jellybrain-a
trpanja beskorisnih i, za zivot, nevaznih informacija
nesanica i tusevi hladnog znoja
jedina dobra stvar u svemu tome je to sto mi je ovo zadnja godina
...ali s druge strane...koliko god mi je drago zbog toga, toliko me i uzasava...
It's a truly wonderful life, isn't it ?:)
...
prije par dana sam pogledao zanimljiv film
Apocalypse Now (Redux) 1979 (mislim 2001)
prvo par informacija o filmu
Redux je prosirena verzija koja traje nekih 50tak min duze
od originalnog filma
Director: Francis Ford Coppola
Cast: (neki od poznatijih) Martin Sheen, Marlon Brando,
Laurence Fishburne, Robert Duvall, Harrison Ford
Imdb rating : 8.5 od 10
isprva je djelovao kao tipican ratni film
znate one stereotipe...
naracija "hardcore" vojaka, hendrix u pozadini, evil čarliji koji vrebaju
u prasumi, glupi amerikanci koji se neznaju sagnut, sakacenja,
war is hell i takva ispiranja mozga ( nemojte me krivo shvatit,
ja volim takva sranja:)
no film me iznenadio svojim prikazom ljudskog uma i lagani
descent into maddnes...
...traje tri sata
prva dva sata su gore navedeni gibrish koji vas lagano uvlaci
u atmosferu Vietnama te prati protagonista filma i otkriva nam
njegovu ulogu u zapletu. (cliché alert!)
no zadnjih 60-setak minuta radnja postaje mracna i veoma poremecena.
Grupa ljudi oko naseg protagonista postepeno umire in a very strange manner
...ipak je to Vietnam gdje meci lete na sve strane cak i kad nitko ne puca...
sto nam Ameri u svakom takvom filmu nabijaju na nos...
(primjer. prvog lika pogodi nekakva flare raketa, drugi dobije koplje u srce itd.)
Ne zelim vam otkrivati radnju jer je film predugacak i prepun dogadaja koji
nemaju veze s glavnim zapletom iako su zanimljivi i ponekad komicni. Ne zelim vam
spoilat film. Ako vas zanimaju detalji guglajte film ili jos bolje: pogledajte ga.
Kraj filma je posebno uvrnut i nekim ljudima vjerovatno sjeda lose na zeludac, ali
definitivno ostaje u sjecanju. Neki ovaj film smatraju Coppolino najbolje djelo. U svakom
slucaju odlican film koji se isplati pogledat...ako volite takve filmove, i guess...
eto
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