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Louie and his wife Kim are in bed, obviously post-coital. He has a rather confused look on his face.

Kim: So, what happened there?

Louie: What do you mean?

Kim: Well, why did you get all weird when I put my finger up your ass?

Louie: Lets, uh, lets back up: Why did you put your finger in my ass?

Kim: I don't know.

Louie: We've been married for 5 years, you never done that.

Kim: Well, you know, people do that sometimes.

Louie: Have you done it before?

Kim: Yeah, alot.

Louie: Really?

Kim: Yeah, sure, I'm a nurse dummy, I do it to my patients. And today I was doing it and I thought, Hey! Maybe Louie would like this.

Louie: Well, I don't, so, please don't do it again, ok?

Kim: OK, so you don't want anything put up your ass, but you want to stick your dick up mine?

Louie: Wait a minute, who said that?

Kim: What do you mean? Don't all guys fantasize about fucking women up the ass?

Louie: I don't.

Kim: Really? You don't?

Louie: No. I never understood that. I mean you are a millimeter away from the greatest place on earth. Why would you want to go in someone's dried out little asshole?

Kim: OK, your kinda putting down my asshole here.

Louie: I'm sure your asshole's fine -- I never even seen it.

Kim: Yeah, well, you should.

Louie: Why?

Kim: Because I'm your wife you should see my asshole -- you should know everything about me... What if you needed to identify me?

Louie: You mean, You mean if you have an accident where your teeth are destroyed but your asshole survives? Alright, fine, I'll take a look (jesus).

Kim gets on all fours, facing away from Louie, butt in the air. Louie lifts her teddy, looks at her ass, raises his eyebrows, cocks his head from one side to the other, nods, leans back and looks contemplative.

Louie: Well, now I'm...

Kim: Never gonna happen.

Kim rolls over.