Little Drunk Fish

nedjelja, 15.01.2006.

(on USS DOminus...)

Captains log stardate 50000.1
We are exploring our side of the Neutral Zone for possible Romualn treat. We have been in the area for some time.
No sign of any activity whatsoever.

Captain: Is there any sign of Romulan activity?
Science Officer: No, captain.
Captain: We shall go home then.
Science Officer: Captain, i'm picking up something.
Captain: What?
Tactical Officer: Captain, Romulan Warbird decloaking on our starboard.
Captain: Red alert. Raise shields. Power up forward phasers. Hail the Romulans.
Com Officer: No response.
Tactical officer: They are powering up their disruptors.
Captain: Evasive manuevers!
Tactical Officer: They are fireing disruptors.
Captain: Brace for impact. Target their weapon and shield systems.
Tactical: Direct hit. Shields on 80%. Targeting weapons. Fireing phasers. Direct hit. Their shields on 85%.
Captain: Helm, bring us about.
Captain: Load forward torpedos. Target their engines. Stand by.
Tactical: They're cloaking, sir.

(warbird cloaking...)

Captain: Where are they?
Tactical: No sign of them.
Captain: Scan for residual tachion traces.

(warbird decloaking...)

Tactical: They are on our back. They are fireing torpedos...
Captain: Brace for impact...

(boom...)

Captain: Damage report...
Helm: Engines are down.
Tactical: Aft torpedo tubes destroyed. Aft torpedos damaged. Shields on 40%.
Com: Com system is down. We can't signal for help.
Engine Room: Captain, we are leaking plasma. We must eject the core or we will explode.
Captain: Eject the core directly at Romulan ship. Make it so.
Engine Room: Core ejected. Core will explode in 2 minutes.
Tactical: Sir, warbird is cloaking again.

(warbird cloaking...)

Captain: Damn. Target warp core with forward torpedos.
Tactical: Target locked.
Captain: Fire torpedos, full spread.
Tactical: Torpedos away...
...
Tactical: Direct hit.

(boom...)

Tactical: Sir, warbird is decloaking again. The blast from the core afected them. They are damaged.
Captain: Now, attack pattern alpha five.
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To be continued...

15.01.2006. u 18:28 • 2 KomentaraPrint#

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