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Pojmovlje u hakerskoj birtiji
I dalje sam na komp vicevima :)
Any key will initiate hard drive format. Continue? (Y/N)
Hiroshima 45, Chernobil 86, Windows 95.
Join the army, meet interesting people and kill them.
Mgou tpkiati 030 solva u mnitui !!!
Pravi programeri programiraju magnetom po disketi.
Pritisni dugme miša da ga testiraš. . Pusti dugme da ga detoniraš.
Sedmog dana Bog stvori Windowse. I vidje Bog da nije dobro...
TkomijeukraoSpacetipku,nekadođedagaubijem.
U Černobilu nije bitno da li imaš low radiation monitor.
Windowsi spori? Pomogni mi da maknem ovaj kostur pa ćeš vidjeti...
A od auta tu je legendarni pljugo :)
Svi koji su imali Yugo, a i oni koji ga jos danas tako pazljivo voze - uzivajte!
Zasto svi vozaci Yuga sigurno idu u raj?
-U paklu su vec bili.
Zasto vozaci Yuga nikad ne nose karte?
-Nikad nece stici tako daleko da bi zalutali.
Zasto Yugo ima grijace zadnjeg stakla?
-Da Vam se ne bi po zimi smrzle ruke dok ga gurate.
Sto se nalazi na zadnje dvije stranice Yugicevog uputstva za korisnike?
-Red voznje gradskog autobusa.
Koja je razlika izmedu vlasnika obicnog Yuga i sportskog?
-Vlsanik sportskog Yuga nosi Nike sprinterice.
Kako prepoznati sportski Yugo?
-Na kuki za prikolicu ima tenisku lopticu.
Kako se zovu kocnice na Yugu?
-Dodatna oprema.
Sto treba uciniti ako vam Yugo prokuha?
-Prestanite ga gurati i pustite ga da se odmori.
Kako se zove Yugo s pojasevima?
-Ruksak Yugo
Kako se zove Yugo na autoputu?
-Ulicni ubojica.
Neki prodavaci rabljenih vozila skidaju kilometrazu na satu da dokazu ljudima da auto vrijedi te novce, a oni koji prodaju Yuga bas naprotiv, oni mu dodaju kilometrazu da uvjere kupce da stvarno moze prijeci toliko!
Yugo je dizajniran za 5 ljudi. Jedan da sjedne na vozacko mjestu a ostalih 4 da ga guraju.
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Duboki spisi mladog mesnatog proizvoda
19.12.2005., ponedjeljak
Slowmoušn
I još jedan post profulan, čini se da sam teško izvan kondicije.
Jako loše, very bad man.
Škola me fakat izbacila iz takta, privremeno ode moja titula "the best blog in the world" :))).
Al zašto to tak? Mrzim takav stres, a neam vremena ga ispumpati ili zaboraviti, motor u garaži, komp dosada... jedino šetnje, al za to neam vremena. Škola i učenje.... I dosada... al dobro prosjek će biti negdje 4.0, najbolji u srednjoj do sada, nemam riječi :).
Ali uz tolike rupe iz prvog polugodišta stvarno se čudim tome.
Ah ocjene mi tako i tako ništa ne znače, let 'em go.
I tako aj u školi.... sjedim sam i prije sata dođe frend s discmanom, inače on sluša onak malo metal i rammstein i mrvičak se fura na nazi i na crno, znate koje crno :).
Al inače nije tako loš, ima dobrote u njemu :).
I tako mi malo slušamo stvari, i naletimo na pjesmu rammstein - spring.
Tragična pjesma, teško tragična. O tome kako netko hoće počiniti samoubojstvo, ali oklijeva, i okupi se rulja. On hoće skočiti s visokog mosta, ali oklijeva i silazi. Rulja ga ne puštai on se vraća gore. Svi viću: "SKOČI" i na kraju pjevač kao osoba se popne gore i gurne ga. Ma pjesma ima super temu. O tome kako ljudi zahtijevaju smrt i sve za zabavu, ali kad nešto grozno naprave, tek kasnije shvate što je bilo. I onda bježe od toga. Eto njihovih demona :). A ja slušam give me novocaine i give it all od green day-a, odnosno rise against-a. Našao si još dvije dobre pjesme i slušam jako puno starih. Neznam to me umiruje, ali nemam nikakve inspiracije! Jedino da sad probam komentirat ove pjesme, hajmo pa vidimo.
"Give Me Novacaine"
Take away the sensation inside
Bitter sweet migraine in my head
Its like a throbbing tooth ache of the mind
I can't take this feeling anymore
Drain the pressure from the swelling,
The sensations overwhelming,
Give me a long kiss goodnight
and everything will be alright
Tell me that I won't feel a thing
So give me Novacaine
Out of body and out of mind
Kiss the demons out of my dreams
I get the funny feeling, that's alright
Jimmy says it's better than here,
I'll tell you why
Drain the pressure from the swelling,
The sensations overwhelming,
Give me a long kiss goodnight
and everything will be alright
Tell me that I won't feel a thing,
So give me Novacaine
Oh Novacaine
Drain the pressure from the swelling,
The sensations overwhelming
Give me a long kiss goodnight
and everything will be alright
Tell me Jimmy I won't feel a thing,
So give me Novacaine
Ali ovo nemogu komentirat, nemam snage. Nisam se naspavao nekih tjedan dana i više. Jako loše u glavi stanje. I još adrenalin jako nisko, grrrr.
Ne mogu vjerovat što mi ova šcholae radi, neam snage, za ništa sam.
Al 26.12, rođendan, jedva čekam. Luda tulumarka, only rock/punk/ska and metal :).
To će biti život. Al hajmo mi na drugu stvar.
"Give It All"
Break through the undertow, your hands I can't seem to find,
pollution burns my tongue, cough words I can't speak so I
stop my struggling, then I float to the surface,
fill my lungs with air, then let it out
I give it all, now there's a reason why I sing,
So give it all, and it's these reasons that belong to me
Rock bottoms where we live, and still we dig these trenches,
to bury ourselves in them, backs breaking under tension
For far too long these voices, muffled by distances,
it's time to come to our senses, up from the dirt
We give it all, now there's a reason why I sing,
So give it all, and it's these reasons that belong to me
Breathe (breathe), the air we give (give), the life we live (live), our pulses racing distances,
(breathe) so wet my tongue (give), break into song (live), through seas of competition
So please believe your eyes, a sacrifice,
is not what we had in our minds,
I'm coming home tonight, home tonight
We give it all, now there's a reason why I sing,
So give it all, and it's these reasons that belong to me
Today I offer all myself to this I'm living for my dying wish,
I give it all, now there's a reason, there's a reason, to give it all
Eh ovo je već pjesma, ima je i na rock against bush vol.1 i na need for speed underground 2 soundtracku. Ima nešto za ljepši život i slobodu, jes ja love sloboda.
A slobode nemam, ma pustite tri tjedna praznika, to proleti.
Opet se vraćam lagano ja, boracza pravdu :). Ovaj worldTM ne valja, stinx a lot, sux big time.
Neamo slobode, mi smo robovi današnjice. Još tu počinjem pjesmu pisat lagano :).
No inspiration će se boriti protiv toga. ROCK AGAINST BUŠ JEA. ROCK AGAINST THE WORLD!
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Pitam se dal' krv još mnome kola
Kroz glavu tad prođe mi prvo
da li sam čovjek ili drvo?
I ovak da se zna što mi sve slušamo!
Eto za muziku, ja sam sebe smatram alternativcem, nikakvim punkerom, metalcem ili slično. Jednostavno volim i dio metala i dio punka a ponajviše ska i rock.
Najbolji bendovi i izvođači su mi:
RADIOHEAD
SCORPIONS
LED ZEPPELIN
THE DOORS
AZRA
PINK FLOYD
DEEP PURPLE
THE CURE
U2
R.E.M.
QUEEN
DARKO RUNDEK (tj. HAUSTOR)
DAMIR URBAN (LAUFER)
BRYAN ADAMS
To mi je najdraže, a ovako još par izvođača... tipa rammstein, ska-p, snapcase, asian dub foundation, debeli precjedni, six pack, blind guardian, hladno pivo, guns'n'roses, three doors down, oomph, coldplay, die ärzte, eagles, animals, letu štuke, oasis, P.O.D., phil collins, pennywise, snapcase, rise against, rage against the machine, rainbow, ramones, the clash, rhcp, robbie williams, the rolling stones, zabranjeno pušenje itd.
Stvarno iam različit ukus i ponekad to ovisi o raspoloženju. Nikoga ne vrijeđam za muziku koju sluša, mada mi neku put neke stvari idu jako na živce al ipak to je normalno :D. I ovo je standard muzika za moje godine pa... nema nikakve rasprave.
Evo dvije najdraže pjesme među svima, tj. tri :D.
1.Najjača pjesma svih vremena, STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN OD LED ZEPPELINA!.
There's a lady who's sure
All that glitters is gold
And she's buying a stairway to heaven.
When she gets there she knows
If the stores are all closed
With a word she can get what she came for.
Ooh, ooh, and she's buying a stairway to heaven.
There's a sign on the wall
But she wants to be sure
'Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
In a tree by the brook
There's a songbird who sings,
Sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiven.
Ooh, it makes me wonder,
Ooh, it makes me wonder.
There's a feeling I get
When I look to the west,
And my spirit is crying for leaving.
In my thoughts I have seen
Rings of smoke through the trees,
And the voices of those who standing looking.
Ooh, it makes me wonder,
Ooh, it really makes me wonder.
And it's whispered that soon
If we all call the tune
Then the piper will lead us to reason.
And a new day will dawn
For those who stand long
And the forests will echo with laughter.
If there's a bustle in your hedgerow
Don't be alarmed now,
It's just a spring clean for the May queen.
Yes, there are two paths you can go by
But in the long run
There's still time to change the road you're on.
And it makes me wonder.
Your head is humming and it won't go
In case you don't know,
The piper's calling you to join him,
Dear lady, can you hear the wind blow,
And did you know
Your stairway lies on the whispering wind.
And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows taller than our soul.
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How ev'rything still turns to gold.
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last.
When all are one and one is all
To be a rock and not to roll.
And she's buying a stairway to heaven.
2. Onda WIND OF CHANGE od scorpionsa.
I folow the Moskva
Down to Gorky Park
Listening to the wind of change
An August summer night
Soldiers passing by
Listening to the wind of change
The world is closing in
Did you ever think
That we could be so close, like brothers
The future's in the air
I can feel it everywhere
Blowing with the wind of change
Take me to the magic of the moment
On a glory night
Where the children of tomorrow dream away
in the wind of change
Walking down the street
Distant memories
Are buried in the past forever
I folow the Moskva
Down to Gorky Park
Listening to the wind of change
Take me to the magic of the moment
On a glory night
Where the children of tomorrow share their dreams
With you and me
Take me to the magic of the moment
On a glory night
Where the children of tomorrow dream away
in the wind of change
The wind of change
Blows straight into the face of time
Like a stormwind that will ring the freedom bell
For peace of mind
Let your balalaika sing
What my guitar wants to say
Take me to the magic of the moment
On a glory night
Where the children of tomorrow share their dreams
With you and me
Take me to the magic of the moment
On a glory night
Where the children of tomorrow dream away
in the wind of change
3. I onda kjurovci i JUST LIKE HEAVEN... baš kao raj.
"Show me how you do that trick
The one that makes me scream" she said
"The one that makes me laugh" she said
And threw her arms around my neck
"Show me how you do it
And I promise you I promise that
I'll run away with you
I'll run away with you"
Spinning on that dizzy edge
I kissed her face and kissed her head
And dreamed of all the different ways I had
To make her glow
"Why are you so far away?" she said
"Why won't you ever know that I'm in love with you
That I'm in love with you"
You
Soft and only
You
Lost and lonely
You
Strange as angels
Dancing in the deepest oceans
Twisting in the water
You're just like a dream
Daylight licked me into shape
I must have been asleep for days
And moving lips to breathe her name
I opened up my eyes
And found myself alone alone
Alone above a raging sea
That stole the only girl I loved
And drowned her deep inside of me
You
Soft and only
You
Lost and lonely
You
Just like heaven
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