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ponedjeljak, 31.08.2009.

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subota, 29.08.2009.

Ugg

Sleepy, sleepy.I've got a new job. A decent new job. And I've been working there for 50 hours a week.Sorry for breaking off contact with everyone, but life has been busy.On the plus side, I am working, which is good. And I'm learning about wine, which is better.Most of my mornings have been taken up by CNN and the interesting but depressing slide of our world into a vortex of ridiculousness. Amnesty International has released it's 40th annual report of which countries are being assholes. Guess who's on the list. Again. Check it out. www.amnesty.org Anyway... I don't know... I wake up every morning and drink my (now) shade-grown coffee and contemplate doing something useful for the world before I drive my gas-guzzling car to work. I'm slowly getting a message beaten into my head, and that message is "nothing matters anymore". All of public opinion is swayed by idiots with opinions and journalism degrees rather that real-life experience and integrity. The masses listen intently for news of Chandra Levy's killer and ignore North Korea or the civil war and famine in Africa. Look, I'm the first to admit that it's tough to keep up with what going on. Americans work way too much, and with the networks spewing misinformation, it's tough to come by decent news. That's fine. But please, for the love of god, don't act you know what you're talking about. Have an opinion, fine. Everyone does... but admit it's an opinion and you have no logical or expainable reason for holding it. Admit you're wrong in the face of overwhelming evidence and consider changing your mind. But I don't want to get on a rant. That's what late nights at The Hibernian with stinebeanboo are for.Okay, enough. Time to try to go to bed again.I believe in you all, except for one of you. And you know who you are.Good night.

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četvrtak, 27.08.2009.

Bored and Nervous

Just waiting for a call about a job offer. Bored and nervous at the same time. So bored, in fact, I stole a test from sundancekat. Your Ultimate Purity Score Is... CategoryYour Score Average Self-Lovin'36.7%When I think about you - or anyone - I touch myself 58.7%Shamelessness59.5%It takes a couple of drinks 74.9% Sex Drive 26.3%I got needs, baby, you gotta unnastan'!72.5%Straightness0%Knows the other body type like a map 37% Gayness 100% 75.9%
Fucking Sick76.1%Refreshingly normal 86.1%
You are 51.41% pureAverage Score: 67% Take The Ultimate Purity Testand see how you match up!

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srijeda, 12.08.2009.

Ouch. It hurts to move.

Trying to recover from wounds inflicted during moving hellkitty and stinebeanboo into their new place... But i did find this:Gimme some sugar baby. Which B-Movie Badass Are You? brought to you by Quizilla

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utorak, 11.08.2009.

ANGER1

ANGER1. Who did you last get angry with? Although I try to avoid anger, I get frustrated quite easily. Frustration leads to anger, anger leads to suffering... most recently directed at my now ex-employers.2. What is your weapon of choice? Evil glares. And swords.3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? I'd try to avoid it. Unless, of course, we're boxing.4. How about of the same sex? Hitting people leads to them hitting you back. That's a bad thing. But if the circumstances warrant it, yeah, I'll whomp some ass.5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? I have no idea. My girlfriend's pretty mad at me all the time, so I guess she counts.6. What is your pet peeve? A general and pervasive lack of respect in society.7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? Often it's best to let things drop. I try... very, very hard. And sometimes there are things that I want to hang on to, but can't.SLOTH1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time? Running.2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? I once slept for two days. Does that count?3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't! Willis, and Kats #1 and #2.4. What is the last lame excuse you made? "Sorry, there was a fish in my eye."5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through? No. But I've fallen asleep during them with the tv on.6. When was the last time you got a good workout in? About a week ago before I got this damned cold.7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? None, amazingly enough. But the average is about 4.GLUTTONY1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? Tall double dry cappuccino.2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat? Only sushi. No other meat.3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? During my freshman year, I drank constantly. I would go through a half-gallon of vodka from monday to thursday, and another from friday to sunday. I don't know why I didn't die.4. Have you ever used a professional diet company? No.5. Do you have an issue with your weight? Yep. No matter what I do, I can't get rid of this damn beer belly.6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? Used to be salty, now spicy.7. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought, "LUNCH!"? No, can't say I have. But I have thought "Ack! A small child! Run!"LUST1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family? Including locker rooms?2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)? See above.3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? Of course. And while I try to avoid it, I often feel that women who show cleavage are showing it just to try to catch men looking.4. Have you "done it"? Maybe.5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? The nape of the neck, the fingers, and the back of the thigh. Body isn't as important as movement, though. I love the way women move.6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? No.7. Have you ever been tested for an STD or pregnancy? Yes, every time I have blood drawn at the whim of some insane doctor.GREED1. How many credit cards do you own? I have a debit card and two gas cards.2. What's your guilty pleasure store? Best Buy. Too many DVDs.3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it? Invest in real estate and start my own fencing school.4. Would you rather be rich, or famous? Either. Riches will lead to fame, and vice versa.5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? Absolutely. I work boring jobs for shitty wages now.6. Have you ever stolen anything? Yes.7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive? Right now I've got 850 or so MP3s, and more on cds scattered around my desk.PRIDE1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of? If I had to pick one thing, I'd say my Eagle rank. But there are other, smaller things that mean a lot as well.2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of? Virtually nothing.3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life? I want to transcent fear, anger, hate, desire, love, hope, and sorrow. Oh, and I want to rule the world.4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? Depends on who's in first place.5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? Yes, especially at small, local fencing competitions. But then again, I've gotten my share of ass-beatings, and that's how those things go.6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? Yes, especially in math or science classes.7. What did you do today that you're proud of? Nothing, yet.ENVY1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own? Nothing, really. Well, besides money. And any car owned by Jesse, but that's more of a "that would be cool" than "this will be mine".2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with? Anybody. Then I'd laugh when I saw them try to clean up my room.3. If you could be anyone else in the world who would you be? Buddha.5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? Yep.6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? Confidence.7. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin? Lust.

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nedjelja, 09.08.2009.

my easter cold haiku

sitting sick twistedthroat enflamed head spinning wildeyes focus backwardsconciousness slippingdriving to easter dinnercold all-consumingdrugs kicking in nowmind melts microwave plasticdonkey donkey shoe

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subota, 08.08.2009.

Do you know a story that goes like this?

There once was a tiger-striped cat. This cat died a million deaths and was reborn a million times and was owned by various people who he didn't care for. The cat wasn't afraid to die...One day, the cat was a free cat, a stray cat. He met a white female cat, and the two cats spent their days happily together. Years passed, and the white cat died of old age. The tiger-striped cat cried a million times, and then died.It never came back to life...

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petak, 07.08.2009.

Me, in a certain mountain town.

Welcome to Cup-A-Joe, South Park Division. Can I fucking help you?

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četvrtak, 06.08.2009.

Tempestuous Juice, PhD. speaks out.

Listen up-You will not be able to stay home, brother.You will not be able to plug in, turn on and drop out.You will not be able to lose yourself on skag and skip,Skip out for beer during commercials,Because the revolution will not be televised.The revolution will not be televised.The revolution will not be brought to you by XeroxIn 4 parts without commercial interruption.The revolution will not show you pictures of NixonBlowing a bugle and leading a charge by JohnMitchell, General Abrams and Spiro Agnew to eatHog maws confiscated from a Harlem sanctuary.The revolution will not be televised.The revolution will be brought to you by theSchaefer Award Theatre and will not star NatalieWood and Steve McQueen or Bullwinkle and Julia.The revolution will not give your mouth sex appeal.The revolution will not get rid of the nubs.The revolution will not make you look five poundsThinner, becauseThe revolution will not be televised, Brother.There will be no pictures of you and Willie MaysPushing that cart down the block on the dead run,Or trying to slide that color television into a stolen ambulance.NBC will not predict the winner at 8:32or the count from 29 districts.The revolution will not be televised.There will be no pictures of pigs shooting downBrothers in the instant replay.There will be no pictures of young beingRun out of Harlem on a rail with a brand new process.There will be no slow motion or still life of RoyWilkens strolling through Watts in a red, black andGreen liberation jumpsuit that he had been savingFor just the right occasion.Green Acres, The Beverly Hillbillies, and HootervilleJunction will no longer be so damned relevant, andWomen will not care if Dick finally gets down withJane on Search for Tomorrow because Black peoplewill be in the street looking for a brighter day.The revolution will not be televised.There will be no highlights on the eleven o'clockNews and no pictures of hairy armed womenLiberationists and Jackie Onassis blowing her nose.The theme song will not be written by Jim Webb,Francis Scott Key, nor sung by Glen Campbell, TomJones, Johnny Cash, Englebert Humperdink, or the Rare Earth.The revolution will not be televised.The revolution will not be right back after a messageAbout a white tornado, white lightning, or white people.You will not have to worry about a germ on yourBedroom, a tiger in your tank, or the giant in your toilet bowl.The revolution will not go better with Coke.The revolution will not fight the germs that cause bad breath.The revolution WILL put you in the driver's seat.The revolution will not be televised, WILL not be televised,WILL NOT BE TELEVISED.The revolution will be no re-run brothers;The revolution will be LIVE.-Gil Scott-Heron

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srijeda, 05.08.2009.

Linux is up and running!

Huzzah! I've got linux running! And it only took me a day and a half. Friggin yay.I'm now ready to take a big step forward in my geekishness. Onward, geeky Kitt. Go forth and conquer.

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utorak, 04.08.2009.

Grrrr... linux

I've been trying to install linux on my computer since I got home from work at 11:30 tonight. It's now 3am, and I'm no closer than I was four hours ago. My distribution CD is just ...wrong. Nothing's on it that's supposed to be. So i d/l's the ISO from LinuxISO in the hopes that that would work. No dice, since the lovely evil bastards that mated with donkeys to produce Windows XP didn't think ISO support was a good idea.Then I D/L'd a program to burn ISO files, but it turns out the demo version only tests the disk, then hangs. So I got a .dll to try and force XP to burn the ISO. Good try, but it gives me an ambiguous error and then kills itself.I fired off a grumbly email to the original distributor, but that's not gonna get me anywhere inside a week.And the worst part is that when I tell John about this he's gonna laugh at me. Nothing is worse than trying to be as geeky as a bona-fide computer geek- and failing miserably.

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ponedjeljak, 03.08.2009.

This is kinna funny

Kittiusis aCrumpet-Eating Killer Monkey...with a Battle Rating of 6.4To see if your Food-Eating Battle Monkey candefeat Kittius, enter your name: *ahem*... i believe the phrase is "bring it"...

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nedjelja, 02.08.2009.

Early/Late/Whatever.

I'd like to point out that Eminem doesn't make white music. He doesn't make black music- he makes fight music for high school kids.I'd also like to point out that every single song from Vice City will resonate in your head long after you've turned the game off and you're trying to fall asleep to the sound of tweeting birds outside your window at three in the morning.Theres not a problem that I cant fixCause I can do it in the mixAnd if your man gives you troubleJust you move out on the doubleAnd you dont let it trouble your brainCause away goes troubles Down the drainIf you were going to create a pantheon of totally bullshit deities, who would you include? One of mine would have to be Bwaafuck, god of pool. Prayers to Bwaafuck never seem to help you out, but they do relieve tension right after a narrowly missed shot. "Aww, Bwaafuck!" can be heard around many a pool table.

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