ponedjeljak, 31.03.2008.

Why is George Bush afraid to come to Croatia?

White House
Incoming fax....
From: SB, ADU.HR
To: Office of the President

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Dear George,

I still don't understand what are your problems with coming here. Yesterday I read in newspapers that you are coming with 250 secret service agents, 100 U.S marines, 25 tanks, 5 hummers and 2 cooks. I know you are afraid of me and everything, but honestly, you are not rational. I told everybody, Mesić included, that you are safe and I am not going to do anything to you.

Yes, you ruined your nation's economy, reputation, military readiness, influence, and yes, your troops failed to form democracy in Iraq ( as I told you they would ) and the world thinks you are the lowest of the lowest because of Katrina. But seriously, I'm not going to do anything. No beating, no spanking.

If for nothing else, if I wanted to do anything to you, both you and me know all those folks coming with you wouldn't be of any use. And actually, I'm more then sure that somebody from your FBI-CIA-whatever is going to read this, doing his job, searching the Internet for threats to United States of America. If you are reading this and you are that person, don't worry. If you ask me, I'm just a fluke who wants you to write poetry and wear slippers instead of searching for that trash on the Internet.

To tell the truth, people who hate you would probably like George to stay your president.

Now back to you, George, I just wanted to tell you to stop spying me with that satellite of yours. Now, now, don't be surprised, I told you I will learn of it sooner or later. I'm not worried about you finding something about me, I know I'm too genius to be tracked by satellite. Honestly, stop doing that and come here, since you are soon to leave ( Thank Heavens ) we might have a chat or two.

Honestly,

Sinke

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