Jezdimir Uskoković je Žena Glava!

četvrtak, 23.06.2005.

Prigovore nepisanja ne uvažavam, jer marljivo učim. Meanwhile, znate da nikako nisam mala od forvarduša, ali obavljala sam računalno proljetno čišćenje i našla nešto što je navodno:

BEDROOM ETIQUETTE, an actual extract from a sex education school textbook for girls, printed in the early 60's in the UK.

Ne sjećam se da sam to ikad pročitala, pa se možda ne sjećate ni vi. Emancipirane žene s izvrsnim znanjem engleskog, slobodno se nasmijte od srca, yet s knedlom u grlu. A vi, suvremeni muškarci s izvrsnim znanjem engleskog, zar vam ne dođe na plakanje kad shvatite što ste mogli imati samo da ste se rodili pol stoljeća ranije? Ja sam se osjetila pozvanom boldati najzanimljivije momente...

- When retiring to the bedroom, prepare yourself for bed as promptly as possible. Whilst feminine hygiene is of the utmost importance, your tired husband does not want to queue for the bathroom, as he would have to do for his train.

- But remember to look your best when going to bed. Try to achieve a look that is welcoming without being obvious.

- If you need to apply face cream or hair-rollers wait until he is
asleep as this can be shocking to a man last thing at night.

- When it comes to the possibility of intimate relations with your husband it is important to remember your marriage vows and in particular your commitment to obey him. If he feels that he needs to sleep immediately then so be it.

- In all things be led by your husband's wishes; do not pressure him in any way to stimulate intimacy. Should your husband suggest congress then agree humbly all the while being mindful that a man's satisfaction is more important than a woman's.

- When he reaches his moment of fulfilment a small moan from yourself is encouraging to him and quite sufficient to indicate any enjoyment that you may have had.

- Should your husband suggest any of the more unusual practices be
obedient and uncomplaining but register any reluctance by remaining silent.

- It is likely that your husband will then fall promptly asleep so
adjust your clothing, freshen up and restore your night-time face and hair care products. You may then set the alarm so that you can arise shortly before him in the morning, so as to enable you to have his morning cup of tea ready when he awakes.
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