Write down the advice of him who loves you, though you like it not at present.
Never read a book through merely because you have begun it.
Turn the world over on its side and everything loose will land in Los Angeles.
I mean, I knew that in the abstract there were terrorists somewhere in the world, but they didn't really represent any risk to me.
People will buy anything that is one to a customer.
The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' (I found it!) but 'That's funny ...'
Of all noises, I think music is the least disagreeable.
Cheese - milk's leap toward immortality.
There are two types of people--those who come into a room and say, 'Well, here I am!' and those who come in and say, 'Ah, there you are.'
O, it is excellent to have a giant's strength; but it is tyrannous to use it like a giant.
I guess we'd be living in a boring, perfect world if everybody wished everybody else well.
This world is given as the prize for the men in earnest; and that which is true of this world, is truer still of the world to come.
When we ask for advice, we are usually looking for an accomplice.
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down.
We may not imagine how our lives could be more frustrating and complex--but Congress can.
The lesson which life repeats and constantly enforces is 'look under foot.' You are always nearer the divine and the true sources of your power than you think.
Reveal not every secret you have to a friend, for how can you tell but that friend may hereafter become an enemy. And bring not all mischief you are able to upon an enemy, for he may one day become your friend.
Do not be awe struck by other people and try to copy them. Nobody can be you as efficiently as you can.
Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards.
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
I like coincidences. They make me wonder about destiny, and whether free will is an illusion or just a matter of perspective. They let me speculate on the idea of some master plan that, from time to time, we're allowed to see out of the corner of our eye.
Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the last one left.
That you may retain your self-respect, it is better to displease the people by doing what you know is right, than to temporarily please them by doing what you know is wrong.
He who boasts of his ancestry is praising the deeds of another.
Obscurity is a good thing. You can fail in obscurity. It removes the fear of failure.
There are several good protections against temptations, but the surest is cowardice.
Our problems are man-made, therefore they may be solved by man. And man can be as big as he wants. No problem of human destiny is beyond human beings.
Never be a cynic, even a gentle one. Never help out a sneer, even at the devil.
It felt like they used a baton or something -- it was harder than anyone had ever hit me in the head before.
Therefore search and see if there is not some place where you may invest your humanity.
I ran the wrong kind of business, but I did it with integrity.
When you have got an elephant by the hind leg, and he is trying to run away, it's best to let him run.
We should be eternally vigilant against attempts to check the expression of opinions that we loathe.
Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it.
We think in generalities, but we live in detail.
Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.
Any transition serious enough to alter your definition of self will require not just small adjustments in your way of living and thinking but a full-on metamorphosis.
...happiness gives us the energy which is the basis of health.
It is only possible to live happily ever after on a day-to-day basis.
If you want creative workers, give them enough time to play.
Have no fear of perfection - you'll never reach it.
It is hard to fight an enemy who has outposts in your head.
Treat all disasters as if they were trivialities but never treat a triviality as if it were a disaster.
Never despair; but if you do, work on in despair.
If you're trying to take a roomful of people by surprise, it's a lot easier to hit your targets if you don't yell going through the door.
The best thing to give to your enemy is forgiveness; to an opponent, tolerance; to a friend, your heart; to your child, a good example; to a father, deference; to your mother, conduct that will make her proud of you; to yourself, respect; to all men, charity.
No man remains quite what he was when he recognizes himself.
By learning to discover and value our ordinariness, we nurture a friendliness toward ourselves and the world that is the essence of a healthy soul.
History is more or less bunk.
They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad to realize that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days.
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
We owe something to extravagance, for thrift and adventure seldom go hand in hand.
Good soldiers never pass up a chance to eat or sleep. They never know how much they'll be called on to do before the next chance.
Health consists of having the same diseases as one's neighbors.
The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.
Everybody knows if you are too careful you are so occupied in being careful that you are sure to stumble over something.
Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.
For the most part, fear is nothing but an illusion. When you share it with someone else, it tends to disappear.
You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty.
Calamities are of two kinds: misfortunes to ourselves, and good fortune to others.
Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire public relations officers.
Art is either plagiarism or revolution.
Sorrow was like the wind. It came in gusts.
Human beings have an inalienable right to invent themselves.
Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.
It's takin' whatever comes your way, the good AND the bad, that give life flavor. It's all the stuff rolled together that makes life worth livin'.
Cheerfulness, it would appear, is a matter which depends fully as much on the state of things within, as on the state of things without and around us.
Reveal not every secret you have to a friend, for how can you tell but that friend may hereafter become an enemy. And bring not all mischief you are able to upon an enemy, for he may one day become your friend.
You always pass failure on the way to success.
Beginning today, treat everyone you meet as if they were going to be dead by midnight. Extend them all the care, kindness and understanding you can muster. Your life will never be the same again.
I wanted to flag you down because my friend was bleeding. Someone stabbed him."
But be, as you have been, my happiness...
For the night was not impartial. No, the night loved some more than others, served some more than others.
Misquotations are the only quotations that are never misquoted.
I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this.
Happiness lies in the joy of achievement and the thrill of creative effort.
Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself, but talent instantly recognizes genius.
Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
Make hunger thy sauce, as a medicine for health.
Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
I don't own a cell phone or a pager. I just hang around everyone I know, all the time. If someone wants to get a hold of me, they just say 'Mitch,' and I say 'what?' and turn my head slightly.
The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.
The truth is always a compound of two half- truths, and you never reach it, because there is always something more to say.
Feet, why do I need them if I have wings to fly?
The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.
Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.
The car rocked back and forth and tipped uphill.
The only difference between a rut and a grave... is in their dimensions.
I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
We can be sure that the greatest hope for maintaining equilibrium in the face of any situation rests within ourselves.
Do what you feel in your heart to be right - for you'll be criticized anyway. You'll be damned if you do, and damned if you don't.
The strongest possible piece of advice I would give any young woman is: Don't screw around, and don't smoke.
They can conquer who believe they can.
Over the years your bodies become walking autobiographies, telling friends and strangers alike of the minor and major stresses of your lives.
To believe in God or in a guiding force because someone tells you to is the height of stupidity. We are given senses to receive our information within. With our own eyes we see, and with our own skin we feel. With our intelligence, it is intended that we understand. But each person must puzzle it out for himself or herself.
If you scatter thorns, don't go barefoot.
I feel like a tiny bird with a big song!
The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.
History is indeed little more than the register of the crimes, follies and misfortunes of mankind.
The only time to buy these is on a day with no 'y' in it.
If you would thoroughly know anything, teach it to others.
Nor do not saw the air too much with your hand, thus, but use all gently. For in the very torrent, tempest, and as I may say, whirlwind of passion, you must acquire and beget a temperance that may give it smoothness.
There is a tragic flaw in our precious Constitution, and I don't know what can be done to fix it. This is it: Only nut cases want to be president.
A man can do all things if he but wills them.
Walking is the best possible exercise. Habituate yourself to walk very far.
It is wonderful how quickly you get used to things, even the most astonishing.
When the gods wish to punish us, they answer our prayers.
The world tolerates conceit from those who are successful, but not from anybody else.
Anyone who has gumption knows what it is, and anyone who hasn't can never know what it is. So there is no need of defining it.
I have never been especially impressed by the heroics of people who are convinced they are about to change the world. I am more awed by those who struggle to make one small difference after another.
All that is human must retrograde if it does not advance.
By learning to discover and value our ordinariness, we nurture a friendliness toward ourselves and the world that is the essence of a healthy soul.
I gathered we were headed over Nob Hill, and from the angle, it seemed we were taking one of the steeper routes.
It?s like your batteries get low, and you need to charge them on someone else?s story.
Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.
I ended up stepping on her stomach as the crowd pushed me past her, but by then I don't think she was feeling anything.
It's important to begin a search on a full stomach.
He who laughs, lasts!
I think people want their illusions and writers are mostly illusion. When you read their words, you read a flattened, incomplete version of the writer.
The freethinking of one age is the common sense of the next.
There are admirable potentialities in every human being. Believe in your strength and your youth. Learn to repeat endlessly to yourself, 'It all depends on me.'
I've never quite believed that one chance is all I get.
I prefer the company of peasants because they have not been educated sufficiently to reason incorrectly.
It's innocence when it charms us, ignorance when it doesn't.
Late to bed and late to wake will keep you long on money and short on mistakes.
Van was screaming something and Jolu was shouting and I looked at them for a second and that was when someone put a coarse.
Every day you may make progress. Every step may be fruitful. Yet there will stretch out before you an ever-lengthening, ever-ascending, ever-improving path. You know you will never get to the end of the journey. But this, so far from discouraging, only adds to the joy and glory of the climb.
She screamed as she went down, and I saw her thrashing to get up, but she couldn't, the crowd's pressure was too strong.
If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm.
Beginning today, treat everyone you meet as if they were going to be dead by midnight. Extend them all the care, kindness and understanding you can muster. Your life will never be the same again.
None are so busy as the fool and knave.
To repeat what others have said, requires education; to challenge it, requires brains.
Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times.
There isn?t much better in this life than finding a way to spend a few hours in conversation with people you respect and love. You have to carve this time out of your life because you aren?t really living without it.
No one gossips about other people's secret virtues.
She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
I barely had time to register them before those rifles were pointed at me.
If you think taking care of yourself is selfish, change your mind. If you don't, you're simply ducking your responsibilities.
I have never been especially impressed by the heroics of people who are convinced they are about to change the world. I am more awed by those who struggle to make one small difference after another.
Be courteous to all, but intimate with few; and let those few be well tried before you give them your confidence.
There?s so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?
The dead might as well try to speak to the living as the old to the young.
When we are unhurried and wise, we perceive that only great and worthy things have any permanent and absolute existence, that petty fears and petty pleasures are but the shadow of the reality.
The toughest thing about success is that you've got to keep on being a success. Talent is only a starting point in this business. You've got to keep on working that talent. Someday I'll reach for it and it won't be there.
The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances: if there is any reaction, both are transformed.
Before you do anything, think. If you do something to try and impress someone, to be loved, accepted or even to get someone's attention, stop and think. So many people are busy trying to create an image, they die in the process.
You have to recognize when the right place and the right time fuse and take advantage of that opportunity. There are plenty of opportunities out there. You can't sit back and wait.
I am here for a purpose and that purpose is to grow into a mountain, not to shrink to a grain of sand. Henceforth will I apply ALL my efforts to become the highest mountain of all and I will strain my potential until it cries for mercy.
There is no stigma attached to recognizing a bad decision in time to install a better one.
Calamities are of two kinds: misfortunes to ourselves, and good fortune to others.
All movements go too far.
I'd never looked down the barrel of a gun before, but everything you've heard about the experience is true.
Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.
When you make a mistake, don't look back at it long. Take the reason of the thing into your mind and then look forward. Mistakes are lessons of wisdom. The past cannot be changed. The future is yet in your power.
Genius is one per cent inspiration, ninety-nine per cent perspiration.
We are able to laugh when we achieve detachment, if only for a moment.
Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.
Somebody has to do something, and it's just incredibly pathetic that it has to be us.
It is only possible to live happily ever after on a day-to-day basis.
...happiness gives us the energy which is the basis of health.
You have no control over what the other guy does. You only have control over what you do.
Prove all things; hold fast that which is good.
All human situations have their inconveniences. We feel those of the present but neither see nor feel those of the future; and hence we often make troublesome changes without amendment, and frequently for the worse.
Go often to the house of thy friend; for weeds soon choke up the unused path.
They can conquer who believe they can.
Worries go down better with soup than without.
We don't know a millionth of one percent about anything.
Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times.
If you want creative workers, give them enough time to play.
This world is given as the prize for the men in earnest; and that which is true of this world, is truer still of the world to come.
There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness.
How we remember, what we remember and why we remember form the most personal map of our individuality.
When we lose one we love, our bitterest tears are called forth by the memory of hours when we loved not enough.
Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it.
Human beings have an inalienable right to invent themselves.
All things are difficult before they are easy.
The release of atomic energy has not created a new problem. It has merely made more urgent the necessity of solving an existing one.
As I neared her, I bent to help her up, and was nearly knocked over her.
I lived what most people call the good life. I was happy, but deep inside I always felt that, with the short amount of time we are given to live and love in this world, we spend too much time loving things instead of people.
Better by far you should forget and smile than you should remember and be sad.
Rest is the sweet sauce of labor.
In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you.
Be careful that victories do not carry the seed of future defeats.
Listen. Do not have an opinion while you listen because frankly, your opinion doesn?t hold much water outside of Your Universe. Just listen. Listen until their brain has been twisted like a dripping towel and what they have to say is all over the floor.
Challenge is a dragon with a gift in its mouth?Tame the dragon and the gift is yours.
Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious.
I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches.
History is more or less bunk.
A writer is a person for whom writing is more difficult than it is for other people.
It is not enough to do good; one must do it the right way.
Fig Newton: The force required to accelerate a fig 39.37 inches per sec.
Misquotations are the only quotations that are never misquoted.
I have always felt that a politician is to be judged by the animosities he excites among his opponents.
You can have it all. You just can't have it all at once.
We should every night call ourselves to an account; What infirmity have I mastered today? What passions opposed? What temptation resisted? What virtue acquired? Our vices will abort of themselves if they be brought every day to the shrift.
The bitterest tears shed over graves are for words left unsaid and deeds left undone.
I define comfort as self-acceptance. When we finally learn that self-care begins and ends with ourselves, we no longer demand sustenance and happiness from others.
The best way out is always through.
If you want to be respected, you must respect yourself.
I have lost friends, some by death... others through sheer inability to cross the street.
Choose the life that is most useful, and habit will make it the most agreeable.
A hypocrite is a person who--but who isn't?
The Past is to be respected and acknoledged, but not to be worshiped. It is our future in which we will find our greatness.
The next time a car appeared down Market Street, I stepped right out into the road, waving my arms over my head, shouting.
Everybody likes a kidder, but nobody lends him money.
Every day you may make progress. Every step may be fruitful. Yet there will stretch out before you an ever-lengthening, ever-ascending, ever-improving path. You know you will never get to the end of the journey. But this, so far from discouraging, only adds to the joy and glory of the climb.
Treat all disasters as if they were trivialities but never treat a triviality as if it were a disaster.
When you close your doors, and make darkness within, remember never to say that you are alone, for you are not alone; nay, God is within, and your genius is within. And what need have they of light to see what you are doing?
You can only cure retail but you can prevent .
I have come to the conclusion that politics are too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.
Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute.
The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence whatever that it is not utterly absurd; indeed in view of the silliness of the majority of mankind, a widespread belief is more likely to be foolish than sensible.
I have been through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.
Could you imagine how horrible things would be if we always told others how we felt? Life would be intolerably bearable.
The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances: if there is any reaction, both are transformed.
By the time I'd grown up, I naturally supposed that I'd be grown up.
Go often to the house of thy friend; for weeds soon choke up the unused path.
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
Nothing is as simple as we hope it will be.
It's a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn't want to hear.
Worrying about them always struck me as about as useful as worrying about getting hit by lightning.
We should be eternally vigilant against attempts to check the expression of opinions that we loathe.
Here's to the crazy ones, the misfits, the rebels, the troublemakers, the round pegs in the square holes... the ones who see things differently -- they're not fond of rules... You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them, but the only thing you can't do is ignore them because they change things... they push the human race forward, and while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius, because the ones who are crazy enough to think that they can change the world, are the ones who do.
Take a two-mile walk every morning before breakfast.
In America, they want you to accomplish these great feats, to pull off these David Copperfield-type stunts. You want me to be great, but you don't ever want me to say I'm great?
Peace is when time doesn't matter as it passes by.
One thing I've learned in all these years is not to make love when you really don't feel it; there's probably nothing worse you can do to yourself than that.
You have to recognize when the right place and the right time fuse and take advantage of that opportunity. There are plenty of opportunities out there. You can't sit back and wait.
Before we set our hearts too much upon anything, let us examine how happy those are who already possess it.
The bitterest tears shed over graves are for words left unsaid and deeds left undone.
Seize opportunity by the beard, for it is bald behind.
Have you ever observed that we pay much more attention to a wise passage when it is quoted than when we read it in the original author?
I don't like composers who think. It gets in the way of their plagiarism.
It is easier to exclude harmful passions than to rule them, and to deny them admittance than to control them after they have been admitted.
Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule - and both commonly succeed, and are right.
People fail forward to success.
Liberals are very broadminded: they are always willing to give careful consideration to both sides of the same side.
Where so many hours have been spent in convincing myself that I am right, is there not some reason to fear I may be wrong?
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime.
The bitterest tears shed over graves are for words left unsaid and deeds left undone.
If you want to be respected, you must respect yourself.
The Americans have need of the telephone, but we do not. We have plenty of messenger boys.
Whatever you do, do it to the purpose; do it thoroughly, not superficially. Go to the bottom of things. Any thing half done, or half known, is in my mind, neither done nor known at all. Nay, worse, for it often misleads.
To do anything truly worth doing, I must not stand back shivering and thinking of the cold and danger, but jump in with gusto and scramble through as well as I can.
Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.
The truth is always a compound of two half- truths, and you never reach it, because there is always something more to say.
I didn't even breathe.
I take it that what all men are really after is some form or perhaps only some formula of peace.
Nothing has a stronger influence psychologically on their environment and especially on their children than the unlived life of the parent.
There are a terrible lot of lies going around the world, and the worst of it is half of them are true.
There?s so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?
Optimism and hope are our best friends. Let?s reach out and Laugh together at our confounding traits and still, let?s keep in mind that our sympt oms and traits are very real with consequences, never to be underestimated or discounted.
You can go a long way with bad legs and a good head.
More movement, and the sense of bodies being shackled in alongside of me.
To believe in God or in a guiding force because someone tells you to is the height of stupidity. We are given senses to receive our information within. With our own eyes we see, and with our own skin we feel. With our intelligence, it is intended that we understand. But each person must puzzle it out for himself or herself.
The dead might as well try to speak to the living as the old to the young.
If you want creative workers, give them enough time to play.
The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it.
Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.
A man is too apt to forget that in this world he cannot have everything. A choice is all that is left him.
The habit of giving only enhances the desire to give.
To be willing to die for an idea is to set a rather high price on conjecture.
Men of genius do not excel in any profession because they labor in it, but they labor in it because they excel.
The knowledge of the world is only to be acquired in the world, and not in a closet.
We can be sure that the greatest hope for maintaining equilibrium in the face of any situation rests within ourselves.
Because we don't think about future generations, they will never forget us.
The moment we begin to fear the opinions of others and hesitate to tell the truth that is in us, and from motives of policy are silent when we should speak, the divine floods of light and life no longer flow into our souls.
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down.
It is easier to exclude harmful passions than to rule them, and to deny them admittance than to control them after they have been admitted.
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man.
Always be nice to those younger than you, because they are the ones who will be writing about you.
As I neared her, I bent to help her up, and was nearly knocked over her.
Seize opportunity by the beard, for it is bald behind.
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
Every moment of one's existence one is growing into more or retreating into less.
The happiest is the person who suffers the least pain; the most miserable who enjoys the least pleasure.
We play the hands of cards life gives us. And the worst hands can make us the best players.
When we ask for advice, we are usually looking for an accomplice.
I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
More movement, and the sense of bodies being shackled in alongside of me.
Everybody likes to go their own way--to choose their own time and manner of devotion.
I've gone into hundreds of fortune-teller's parlors, and have been told thousands of things, but nobody ever told me I was a policewoman getting ready to arrest her.
The toughest thing about success is that you've got to keep on being a success. Talent is only a starting point in this business. You've got to keep on working that talent. Someday I'll reach for it and it won't be there.
Speak properly, and in as few words as you can, but always plainly; for the end of speech is not ostentation, but to be understood.
A fine quotation is a diamond on the finger of a man of wit, and a pebble in the hand of a fool.
Life is a great big canvas; throw all the paint on it you can.
Know, first, who you are; and then adorn yourself accordingly.
The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.
Better by far you should forget and smile than you should remember and be sad.
Turn the world over on its side and everything loose will land in Los Angeles.
Try to put your happiness before anyone else's, because you may never have done so in your entire life, if you really think about it, if you are really honest with yourself.
A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read.
I don't own a cell phone or a pager. I just hang around everyone I know, all the time. If someone wants to get a hold of me, they just say 'Mitch,' and I say 'what?' and turn my head slightly.
Shake off all the fears of servile prejudices, under which weak minds are servilely crouched. Fix reason firmly in her seat, and call on her tribunal for every fact, every opinion. Question with boldness even the existence of a God; because, if there be one, he must more approve of the homage of reason than that of blindfolded fear.
His priority did not seem to be to teach them what he knew, but rather to impress upon them that nothing, not even... knowledge, was foolproof.
People fail forward to success.
Let us so live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do.
The aim of life is self-development. To realize one's nature perfectly - that is what each of us is here for.
If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm.
I define comfort as self-acceptance. When we finally learn that self-care begins and ends with ourselves, we no longer demand sustenance and happiness from others.
There is still a difference between something and nothing, but it is purely geometrical and there is nothing behind the geometry.
Americans are benevolently ignorant about Canada, while Canadians are malevolently well informed about the United States.
He who will not reason is a bigot; he who cannot is a fool; and he who dares not is a slave.
Someone went upside my head again.
Let not thy will roar, when thy power can but whisper.
For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to get themselves filed.
To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it.
Act as if it were impossible to fail.
Refuse to be ill. Never tell people you are ill; never own it to yourself. Illness is one of those things which a man should resist on principle.
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
Challenge is a dragon with a gift in its mouth?Tame the dragon and the gift is yours.
When your work speaks for itself, don't interrupt.
The dead might as well try to speak to the living as the old to the young.
Nothing in the world can take the place of Persistence. Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful men with talent. Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not; the world is full of educated derelicts. Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent. The slogan 'Press On' has solved and always will solve the problems of the human race.
Learn to get in touch with the silence within yourself and know that everything in this life has a purpose.
The crux... is that the vast majority of the mass of the universe seems to be missing.
Try to put your happiness before anyone else's, because you may never have done so in your entire life, if you really think about it, if you are really honest with yourself.
O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet.
A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
I mean, I knew that in the abstract there were terrorists somewhere in the world, but they didn't really represent any risk to me.
Because we don't think about future generations, they will never forget us.
An idea is salvation by imagination.
The only time to buy these is on a day with no 'y' in it.
Reading well is one of the great pleasures that solitude can afford you.
Everything of importance has been said before by somebody who did not discover it.
Creative work is play. It is free speculation using materials of one's chosen form.
Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs.
To believe in God or in a guiding force because someone tells you to is the height of stupidity. We are given senses to receive our information within. With our own eyes we see, and with our own skin we feel. With our intelligence, it is intended that we understand. But each person must puzzle it out for himself or herself.
What's another word for Thesaurus?
There?s so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?
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A man is too apt to forget that in this world he cannot have everything. A choice is all that is left him.
His priority did not seem to be to teach them what he knew, but rather to impress upon them that nothing, not even... knowledge, was foolproof.
I heard Jolu respond, then felt the thump he was dealt, too.
Be more prompt to go to a friend in adversity than in prosperity.
I don't like composers who think. It gets in the way of their plagiarism.
You know what's interesting about Washington? It's the kind of place where second-guessing has become second nature.
My father hated radio and could not wait for television to be invented so he could hate that too.
You couldn't even prove the White House staff sane beyond a reasonable doubt.
The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do.
You've achieved success in your field when you don't know whether what you're doing is work or play.
All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.
Go through your phone book, call people and ask them to drive you to the airport. The ones who will drive you are your true friends. The rest aren't bad people; they're just acquaintances.
I have come to the conclusion that politics are too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.
The aim of life is self-development. To realize one's nature perfectly - that is what each of us is here for.
Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.
Rest is the sweet sauce of labor.
I am not sincere, even when I say I am not.
Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of our passion, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.
A writer is a person for whom writing is more difficult than it is for other people.
The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.
The moment we begin to fear the opinions of others and hesitate to tell the truth that is in us, and from motives of policy are silent when we should speak, the divine floods of light and life no longer flow into our souls.
Go often to the house of thy friend; for weeds soon choke up the unused path.
The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
No one gossips about other people's secret virtues.
Worrying about them always struck me as about as useful as worrying about getting hit by lightning.
In all recorded history there has not been one economist who has had to worry about where the next meal would come from.
Every man, wherever he goes, is encompassed by a cloud of comforting convictions, which move with him like flies on a summer day.
Have no fear of perfection - you'll never reach it.
You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try.
When I came back to Dublin I was courtmartialed in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.
If there is one thing worse than being an ugly duckling in a house of swans, it's having the swans pretend there's no difference.
We should be eternally vigilant against attempts to check the expression of opinions that we loathe.
One thing I've learned in all these years is not to make love when you really don't feel it; there's probably nothing worse you can do to yourself than that.
You can have it all. You just can't have it all at once.
Bacchus hath drowned more men than Neptune.
All human situations have their inconveniences. We feel those of the present but neither see nor feel those of the future; and hence we often make troublesome changes without amendment, and frequently for the worse.
I'd never looked down the barrel of a gun before, but everything you've heard about the experience is true.
The great thing about a computer notebook is that no matter how much you stuff into it, it doesn't get bigger or heavier.
Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.
Do not weep; do not wax indignant. Understand.
You can't have a light without a dark to stick it in.
You have no control over what the other guy does. You only have control over what you do.
We are always in search of the redeeming formula, the crystallizing thought.
You can't just ask customers what they want and then try to give that to them. By the time you get it built, they'll want something new.
I don't mind what language an opera is sung in so long as it is a language I don't understand.
Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
No one gossips about other people's secret virtues.
Never read a book through merely because you have begun it.
Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life.
Nothing is so good for an ignorant man as silence; and if he was sensible of this he would not be ignorant.
Silent gratitude isn't much use to anyone.
My father hated radio and could not wait for television to be invented so he could hate that too.
You never know till you try to reach them how accessible men are; but you must approach each man by the right door.
Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.
You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing.
It is not enough to do good; one must do it the right way.
It was enough to make a body ashamed of the human race.
Everybody likes a kidder, but nobody lends him money.
That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment.
We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out of a funny, plastic head.
We can be sure that the greatest hope for maintaining equilibrium in the face of any situation rests within ourselves.
Because we don't think about future generations, they will never forget us.
The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be.
What can you say about a society that says that God is dead and Elvis is alive?
Real love is a permanently self-enlarging experience.
You never know till you try to reach them how accessible men are; but you must approach each man by the right door.
Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
Everything of importance has been said before by somebody who did not discover it.
Love is that splendid triggering of human vitality... the supreme activity which nature affords anyone for going out of himself toward someone else.
Writing gives you the illusion of control, and then you realize it's just an illusion, that people are going to bring their own stuff into it.
I like weights. You know where you stand with them. Well, sometimes you're lying under them, trying not to let them crush you, but you see, you KNOW they'd crush you if they could. There's honesty.
There is an applause superior to that of the multitudes: one's own.
One's destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.
The creative is the place where no one else has ever been. You have to leave the city of your comfort and go into the wilderness of your intuition. What you'll discover will be wonderful. What you'll discover will be yourself.
That you may retain your self-respect, it is better to displease the people by doing what you know is right, than to temporarily please them by doing what you know is wrong.
Keep cool and you command everybody.
I define comfort as self-acceptance. When we finally learn that self-care begins and ends with ourselves, we no longer demand sustenance and happiness from others.
I mean, I knew that in the abstract there were terrorists somewhere in the world, but they didn't really represent any risk to me.
The trouble with being poor is that it takes up all of your time.
Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.
If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.
Repetition does not transform a lie into a truth.
You have to have funny faces and words, you can't just have words. It is a powerful thing, and I think that's why it's hard for people to imagine that women can do that, be that powerful.
You freeze where you are, time stops, and your heart thunders in your ears.
She screamed as she went down, and I saw her thrashing to get up, but she couldn't, the crowd's pressure was too strong.
The discovery of a new dish does more for human happiness than the discovery of a new star.
They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad to realize that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days.
Preserving health by too severe a rule is a worrisome malady.
To believe in God or in a guiding force because someone tells you to is the height of stupidity. We are given senses to receive our information within. With our own eyes we see, and with our own skin we feel. With our intelligence, it is intended that we understand. But each person must puzzle it out for himself or herself.
We all have strength enough to endure the misfortunes of others.
I heard Jolu respond, then felt the thump he was dealt, too.
I'm moving, but don't worry! Someone once told me we're all on the same planet, so I'll be okay!
All great truths begin as blasphemies.
Nothing in the world can take the place of Persistence. Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful men with talent. Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not; the world is full of educated derelicts. Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent. The slogan 'Press On' has solved and always will solve the problems of the human race.
We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.
It is better to wear out than to rust out.
Memory feeds imagination.
The aim of life is self-development. To realize one's nature perfectly - that is what each of us is here for.
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
You could get on a boat there, get away. That fit with the terrorism hypothesis.
Nothing contributes so much to tranquilizing the mind as a steady purpose - a point on which the soul may fix its intellectual eye.
Walking is man's best medicine.
'Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today.' Under the influence of this pestilent morality, I am forever letting tomorrow's work slop backwards into today's, and doing painfully and nervously today what I could do quickly and easily tomorrow.
My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.
I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours.
Oh, I don't blame Congress. If I had $600 billion at my disposal, I'd be irresponsible, too.
People were still cramming down the stairs, and more were squeezing past the turnstiles and down the escalators onto the platforms, but it was clear to me that this wasn't going to have a happy ending.
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man.
Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
There are a terrible lot of lies going around the world, and the worst of it is half of them are true.
Many people weigh the guilt they will feel against the pleasure of the forbidden action they want to take.
You can't separate peace from freedom because no one can be at peace unless he has his freedom.
It is impossible to walk rapidly and be unhappy.
It is hard to fight an enemy who has outposts in your head.
For me, it's that I contributed, ... That I'm on this planet doing some good and making people happy. That's to me the most important thing, that my hour of television is positive and upbeat and an antidote for all the negative stuff going on in life.
If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk?
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
Our patience will achieve more than our force.
Most advances in science come when a person for one reason or another is forced to change fields.
The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.
Good habits, which bring our lower passions and appetites under automatic control, leave our natures free to explore the larger experiences of life.
A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
I like weights. You know where you stand with them. Well, sometimes you're lying under them, trying not to let them crush you, but you see, you KNOW they'd crush you if they could. There's honesty.
I use an optimistic, positive approach to deal with my symptoms and it came the hard way, before I learned to laugh with myself a little.
A billion here, a billion there, pretty soon it adds up to real money.
A man can do all things if he but wills them.
Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.
Everyone wants to be Cary Grant. Even I want to be Cary Grant.
Intimacy is being seen and known as the person you truly are.
There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness.
Feet, why do I need them if I have wings to fly?
Let me tell you, quite frankly, it took a while and a lot of therapy to get here.
Keep true to the dreams of thy youth.
Well done is better than well said.
A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of.
Nor do not saw the air too much with your hand, thus, but use all gently. For in the very torrent, tempest, and as I may say, whirlwind of passion, you must acquire and beget a temperance that may give it smoothness.
Optimism and hope are our best friends. Let?s reach out and Laugh together at our confounding traits and still, let?s keep in mind that our sympt oms and traits are very real with consequences, never to be underestimated or discounted.
Why do writers write? Because it isn't there.
I never vote for anyone; I always vote against.
I have enjoyed greatly the second blooming... suddenly you find - at the age of 50, say - that a whole new life has opened before you.
Censorship, like charity, should begin at home; but, unlike charity, it should end there.
This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.
We play the hands of cards life gives us. And the worst hands can make us the best players.
Cheese - milk's leap toward immortality.
Go through your phone book, call people and ask them to drive you to the airport. The ones who will drive you are your true friends. The rest aren't bad people; they're just acquaintances.
He had learned over the years that poor people did not feel so poor when allowed to give occasionally.
To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.
That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment.
The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances: if there is any reaction, both are transformed.
Any transition serious enough to alter your definition of self will require not just small adjustments in your way of living and thinking but a full-on metamorphosis.
You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty.
My friends are my estate.
In the right light, at the right time, everything is extraordinary.
There is a tragic flaw in our precious Constitution, and I don't know what can be done to fix it. This is it: Only nut cases want to be president.
The reward of a thing well done is to have done it.
If you believe the doctors, nothing is wholesome; if you believe the theologians, nothing is innocent; if you believe the military, nothing is safe.
When you close your doors, and make darkness within, remember never to say that you are alone, for you are not alone; nay, God is within, and your genius is within. And what need have they of light to see what you are doing?
Self-importance is our greatest enemy. Think about it - what weakens us is feeling offended by the deeds and misdeeds of our fellowmen. Our self-importance requires that we spend most of our lives offended by someone.
The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it.
The trouble with being poor is that it takes up all of your time.
Seize opportunity by the beard, for it is bald behind.
Lack of money is no obstacle. Lack of an idea is an obstacle.
No.
If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm.
A smiling face is half the meal.
If you want to be respected, you must respect yourself.
My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one.
Reveal not every secret you have to a friend, for how can you tell but that friend may hereafter become an enemy. And bring not all mischief you are able to upon an enemy, for he may one day become your friend.
With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.
Do something. If it doesn't work, do something else. No idea is too crazy.
Do it now. It is not safe to leave a generous feeling to the cooling influences of the world.
You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.
The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.
Nothing is so good for an ignorant man as silence; and if he was sensible of this he would not be ignorant.
If we fall, we don't need self-recrimination or blame or anger - we need a reawakening of our intention and a willingness to recommit, to be whole-hearted once again.
Be thou the first true merit to befriend, his praise is lost who stays till all commend.
A hypocrite is a person who--but who isn't?
I wanted to flag you down because my friend was bleeding. Someone stabbed him."
What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog.
Fig Newton: The force required to accelerate a fig 39.37 inches per sec.
If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.
Up ahead, I saw someone, a middle-aged lady in a hippie dress, falter and fall.
I ran the wrong kind of business, but I did it with integrity.
Never read a book through merely because you have begun it.
You cannot be mad at somebody who makes you laugh - it's as simple as that.
It is only possible to live happily ever after on a day-to-day basis.
Someone's boring me. I think it's me.
I have been through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top .
A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.
It is not always the same thing to be a good man and a good citizen.
There is still a difference between something and nothing, but it is purely geometrical and there is nothing behind the geometry.
Be careful that victories do not carry the seed of future defeats.
What children take from us, they give?We become people who feel more deeply, question more deeply, hurt more deeply, and love more deeply.
If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.
The truth does not change according to our ability to stomach it.
The car skidded to a stop just in front of me, and I jumped back and lost my balance and ended up on the road.
When we lose one we love, our bitterest tears are called forth by the memory of hours when we loved not enough.
You've achieved success in your field when you don't know whether what you're doing is work or play.
I've gone into hundreds of fortune-teller's parlors, and have been told thousands of things, but nobody ever told me I was a policewoman getting ready to arrest her.
I have come to the conclusion that politics are too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.
Repetition does not transform a lie into a truth.
I believe that all government is evil, and that trying to improve it is largely a waste of time.
Doubt 'til thou canst doubt no more...doubt is thought and thought is life. Systems which end doubt are devices for drugging thought.
It's the opinion of some that crops could be grown on the moon. Which raises the fear that it may not be long before we're paying somebody not to.
Nothing is more conducive to peace of mind than not having any opinions at all.
The better part of valor is discretion, in the which better part I have saved my life.
You have to have funny faces and words, you can't just have words. It is a powerful thing, and I think that's why it's hard for people to imagine that women can do that, be that powerful.
Sorrow was like the wind. It came in gusts.
This is the challenge of writing. You have to be very emotionally engaged in what you?re doing, or it comes out flat. You can?t fake your way through this.
There is an applause superior to that of the multitudes: one's own.
People will buy anything that is one to a customer.
Obscurity is a good thing. You can fail in obscurity. It removes the fear of failure.
The freethinking of one age is the common sense of the next.
Nothing in the world can take the place of Persistence. Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful men with talent. Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not; the world is full of educated derelicts. Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent. The slogan 'Press On' has solved and always will solve the problems of the human race.
Make a decision, even if it's wrong.
It's never just a game when you're winning.
What can you say about a society that says that God is dead and Elvis is alive?
Deeds, not words shall speak me.
The problem is never how to get new, innovative thoughts into your mind, but how to get old ones out. Every mind is a building filled with archaic furniture. Clean out a corner of your mind and creativity will instantly fill it.
Go through your phone book, call people and ask them to drive you to the airport. The ones who will drive you are your true friends. The rest aren't bad people; they're just acquaintances.
Life engenders life. Energy creates energy. It is by spending oneself that one becomes rich.
It is not enough to do good; one must do it the right way.
Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.
There are several good protections against temptations, but the surest is cowardice.
Maybe they were terrorists!
As I neared her, I bent to help her up, and was nearly knocked over her.
You don't get anything clean without getting something else dirty.
There?s so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?
I say luck is when an opportunity comes along, and you're prepared for it.
It had only one fault. It was kind of lousy.
Order is not pressure which is imposed on society from without, but an equilibrium which is set up from within.
There are a terrible lot of lies going around the world, and the worst of it is half of them are true.
I never vote for anyone; I always vote against.
Above all things, never be afraid. The enemy who forces you to retreat is himself afraid of you at that very moment.
Cheese - milk's leap toward immortality.
The function of science fiction is not always to predict the future but sometimes to prevent it.
Beware the pull on your heartstrings -- it's often the pursestrings that are actually being reached for.
Don't ever take a fence down until you know the reason it was put up.
People everywhere confuse what they read in newspapers with news.
You can go a long way with bad legs and a good head.
I barely had time to register them before those rifles were pointed at me.
I don't believe in intuition. When you get sudden flashes of perception, it is just the brain working faster than usual. But you've been getting ready to know it for a long time, and when it comes, you feel you've known it always.
All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it. I myself deny it.
We are inclined to believe those whom we do not know because they have never deceived us.
Jealousy is all the fun you think they had.
Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
Be honorable yourself if you wish to associate with honorable people.
Laughing is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one spot.
Misquotations are the only quotations that are never misquoted.
Liberals are very broadminded: they are always willing to give careful consideration to both sides of the same side.
Excess on occasion is exhilarating. It prevents moderation from acquiring the deadening effect of a habit.
When you close your doors, and make darkness within, remember never to say that you are alone, for you are not alone; nay, God is within, and your genius is within. And what need have they of light to see what you are doing?
I don't think about risks much. I just do what I want to do. If you gotta go, you gotta go.
It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish.
There is a tragic flaw in our precious Constitution, and I don't know what can be done to fix it. This is it: Only nut cases want to be president.
There is nothing more dreadful than imagination without taste.
To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it.
Censorship, like charity, should begin at home; but, unlike charity, it should end there.
A moment later, I caught my breath, but I didn't say anything.
Photographers do this for a living, every single day -- they point their lenses toward every single corner of our world and somehow make the mundane mesmerizing through their artistic eye. It's all a matter of being aware of your surroundings and realizing that there are some really amazing and interesting things to look at, even if it may just be something so simple as a wall being covered up by paint.
I was in total darkness now and I strained my ears to hear what was going on with my friends.
Calamities are of two kinds: misfortunes to ourselves, and good fortune to others.
Act as if it were impossible to fail.
Whatever you do, do it to the purpose; do it thoroughly, not superficially. Go to the bottom of things. Any thing half done, or half known, is in my mind, neither done nor known at all. Nay, worse, for it often misleads.
The trick is to make sure you don't die waiting for prosperity to come.
Bacchus hath drowned more men than Neptune.
We owe something to extravagance, for thrift and adventure seldom go hand in hand.
There is an evil tendency underlying all our technology - the tendency to do what is reasonable even when it isn't any good.
What children take from us, they give?We become people who feel more deeply, question more deeply, hurt more deeply, and love more deeply.
Above all things, never be afraid. The enemy who forces you to retreat is himself afraid of you at that very moment.
Calamities are of two kinds: misfortunes to ourselves, and good fortune to others.
Doubt 'til thou canst doubt no more...doubt is thought and thought is life. Systems which end doubt are devices for drugging thought.
You never know till you try to reach them how accessible men are; but you must approach each man by the right door.
Therefore search and see if there is not some place where you may invest your humanity.
Winning is important to me, but what brings me real joy is the experience of being fully engaged in whatever I'm doing.
The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive.
That man is the richest whose pleasures are the cheapest.
Optimism and hope are our best friends. Let?s reach out and Laugh together at our confounding traits and still, let?s keep in mind that our sympt oms and traits are very real with consequences, never to be underestimated or discounted.
Van was screaming something and Jolu was shouting and I looked at them for a second and that was when someone put a coarse.
My home is not a place, it is people.
When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
He who boasts of his ancestry is praising the deeds of another.
There is nothing more dreadful than imagination without taste.
It is only possible to live happily ever after on a day-to-day basis.
Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment.
Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.
Good breeding consists of concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.
The more freedom we enjoy, the greater the responsibility we bear, toward others as well as ourselves.
You cannot run away from a weakness; you must sometimes fight it out or perish. And if that be so, why not now, and where you stand?
You have no control over what the other guy does. You only have control over what you do.
Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death.
The first vehicle that screamed past -- an ambulance -- didn't even slow down.
If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk?
He who laughs, lasts!
I was pushed roughly but dispassionately onto my stomach and something went twice around my wrists and then tightened up as well, feeling like baling wire and biting cruelly.
A neurosis is a secret that you don't know you are keeping.
You have to have funny faces and words, you can't just have words. It is a powerful thing, and I think that's why it's hard for people to imagine that women can do that, be that powerful.
There are always survivors at a massacre. Among the victors, if nowhere else.
The great thing about a computer notebook is that no matter how much you stuff into it, it doesn't get bigger or heavier.
We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong.
Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute.
If the only prayer you ever say in your whole life is "thank you," that would suffice.
The first step to getting the things you want out of life is this: Decide what you want.
Hollywood is a place where they place you under contract instead of under observation.
Walking is the best possible exercise. Habituate yourself to walk very far.
Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.
There is still a difference between something and nothing, but it is purely geometrical and there is nothing behind the geometry.
You must not think me necessarily foolish because I am facetious, nor will I consider you necessarily wise because you are grave.
The strongest principle of growth lies in human choice.
By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
There isn?t much better in this life than finding a way to spend a few hours in conversation with people you respect and love. You have to carve this time out of your life because you aren?t really living without it.
Therefore search and see if there is not some place where you may invest your humanity.
Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
There are always survivors at a massacre. Among the victors, if nowhere else.
A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done.
I mean, I knew that in the abstract there were terrorists somewhere in the world, but they didn't really represent any risk to me.
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Gratitude is the most exquisite form of courtesy.
A good man would prefer to be defeated than to defeat injustice by evil means.
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
No matter what I do, no matter how predictable I try to make my life, it will not be any more predictable than the rest of the world. Which is chaotic.
Inspiration does exist, but it must find you working.
I have very strong feelings about how you lead your life. You always look ahead, you never look back.
The aim of life is self-development. To realize one's nature perfectly - that is what each of us is here for.
I like coincidences. They make me wonder about destiny, and whether free will is an illusion or just a matter of perspective. They let me speculate on the idea of some master plan that, from time to time, we're allowed to see out of the corner of our eye.
If my mental map was right, we were heading down to Fisherman's Wharf.
Noble life demands a noble architecture for noble uses of noble men. Lack of culture means what it has always meant: ignoble civilization and therefore imminent downfall.
It's wonderful what we can do if we're always doing.
As long as you derive inner help and comfort from anything, keep it.
Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.
It's important to begin a search on a full stomach.
My friend is one... who take me for what I am.
I'd never looked down the barrel of a gun before, but everything you've heard about the experience is true.
Never part without loving words to think of during your absence. It may be that you will not meet again in life.
There is no such thing as an underestimate of average intelligence.
Misquotations are the only quotations that are never misquoted.
When we got into office, the thing that surprised me the most was that things were as bad as we'd been saying they were.
A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
No man remains quite what he was when he recognizes himself.
I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness for it shows me the stars.
I was not a child prodigy, because a child prodigy is a child who knows as much when it is a child as it does when it grows up.
No.
Deeds, not words shall speak me.
Peace is when time doesn't matter as it passes by.
It's important to begin a search on a full stomach.
Man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter.
It is your work in life that is the ultimate seduction.
Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.
All great truths begin as blasphemies.
Jealousy is all the fun you think they had.
There are sadistic scientists who hurry to hunt down errors instead of establishing the truth.
A poem is no place for an idea.
Never rely on the glory of the morning nor the smiles of your mother-in-law.
If you want to be respected, you must respect yourself.
You could get on a boat there, get away. That fit with the terrorism hypothesis.
Your parents, they give you your life, but then they try to give you their life.
There is no stigma attached to recognizing a bad decision in time to install a better one.
He who laughs, lasts!
It is not much for its beauty that makes a claim upon men's hearts, as for that subtle something, that quality of air that emanates from old trees, that so wonderfully changes and renews a weary spirit.
Most advances in science come when a person for one reason or another is forced to change fields.
When you make a mistake, don't look back at it long. Take the reason of the thing into your mind and then look forward. Mistakes are lessons of wisdom. The past cannot be changed. The future is yet in your power.
When you close your doors, and make darkness within, remember never to say that you are alone, for you are not alone; nay, God is within, and your genius is within. And what need have they of light to see what you are doing?
When you encounter difficulties and contradictions, do not try to break them, but bend them with gentleness and time.
When everyone is against you, it means that you are absolutely wrong-- or absolutely right.
People will buy anything that is one to a customer.
The truth does not change according to our ability to stomach it.
Never despair; but if you do, work on in despair.
Have patience awhile; slanders are not long-lived. Truth is the child of time; erelong she shall appear to vindicate thee.
The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' (I found it!) but 'That's funny ...'
At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote.
Absolute faith corrupts as absolutely as absolute power.
Every man, wherever he goes, is encompassed by a cloud of comforting convictions, which move with him like flies on a summer day.
Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them.
Part of being creative is learning how to protect your freedom. That includes freedom from avarice.
Everything of importance has been said before by somebody who did not discover it.
Exercise ferments the humors, casts them into their proper channels, throws off redundancies, and helps nature in those secret distributions, without which the body cannot subsist in its vigor, nor the soul act with cheerfulness.
His priority did not seem to be to teach them what he knew, but rather to impress upon them that nothing, not even... knowledge, was foolproof.
The toughest question has always been, "How do you get your ideas?" How do you answer that? It's like asking runners how they run, or singers how they sing. They just do it!
The habit of giving only enhances the desire to give.
It's the opinion of some that crops could be grown on the moon. Which raises the fear that it may not be long before we're paying somebody not to.
A man is too apt to forget that in this world he cannot have everything. A choice is all that is left him.
A rumor without a leg to stand on will get around some other way.
Do what you feel in your heart to be right - for you'll be criticized anyway. You'll be damned if you do, and damned if you don't.
I'd never really believed in terrorists before.
Do something. If it doesn't work, do something else. No idea is too crazy.
In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.
There ain't no free lunches in this country. And don't go spending your whole life commiserating that you got raw deals. You've got to say, 'I think that if I keep working at this and want it bad enough I can have it.'
It is not enough to do good; one must do it the right way.
Each body has its art...
We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out of a funny, plastic head.
I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
You couldn't even prove the White House staff sane beyond a reasonable doubt.
As a scientist, I am not sure anymore that life can be reduced to a class struggle, to dialectical materialism, or any set of formulas. Life is spontaneous and it is unpredictable, it is magical. I think that we have struggled so hard with the tangible that we have forgotten the intangible.
Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.
Things won are done; joy's soul lies in the doing.
The discovery of a new dish does more for human happiness than the discovery of a new star.
He's simply got the instinct for being unhappy highly developed.
I barely had time to register them before those rifles were pointed at me.
Liberals are very broadminded: they are always willing to give careful consideration to both sides of the same side.
Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.
I stand in awe of my body.
Challenge is a dragon with a gift in its mouth?Tame the dragon and the gift is yours.
All human situations have their inconveniences. We feel those of the present but neither see nor feel those of the future; and hence we often make troublesome changes without amendment, and frequently for the worse.
The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor upon the business known as gambling.
Nothing in the world can take the place of Persistence. Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful men with talent. Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not; the world is full of educated derelicts. Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent. The slogan 'Press On' has solved and always will solve the problems of the human race.
Good company and good discourse are the very sinews of virtue.
Up ahead, I saw someone, a middle-aged lady in a hippie dress, falter and fall.
Try to put your happiness before anyone else's, because you may never have done so in your entire life, if you really think about it, if you are really honest with yourself.
It's all right to have butterflies in your stomach. Just get them to fly in formation.
I write because I'm afraid to say some things out loud.
I'm glad I didn't have to fight in any war. I'm glad I didn't have to pick up a gun. I'm glad I didn't get killed or kill somebody. I hope my kids enjoy the same lack of manhood.
I got up the third step and reached for the fourth, but it wasn't there.
When we ask for advice, we are usually looking for an accomplice.
Nothing can be so amusingly arrogant as a young man who has just discovered an old idea and thinks it is his own.
All the world's a cage.
There are several good protections against temptations, but the surest is cowardice.
I think people want their illusions and writers are mostly illusion. When you read their words, you read a flattened, incomplete version of the writer.
As soon as you trust yourself, you will know how to live.
You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty.
Always seek out the seed of triumph in every adversity.
The first precept was never to accept a thing as true until I knew it as such without a single doubt.
What's another word for Thesaurus?
If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read "President Can't Swim".
The man who has nothing to boast of but his illustrious ancestry is like the potato - the best part under ground.
If you don't know where you are going, you will probably end up somewhere else.
Sometimes love will pick you up by the short hairs...and jerk the heck out of you.
Gratitude is the most exquisite form of courtesy.
Now is the time for all good men to come to.
There are several good protections against temptations, but the surest is cowardice.
He who labors diligently need never despair; for all things are accomplished by diligence and labor.
The price one pays for pursuing any profession or calling is an intimate knowledge of its ugly side.
Don't be afraid to take a big step if one is indicated. You can't cross a chasm in two small jumps.
If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either.
Never read a book through merely because you have begun it.
Because we don't think about future generations, they will never forget us.
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
If we fall, we don't need self-recrimination or blame or anger - we need a reawakening of our intention and a willingness to recommit, to be whole-hearted once again.
A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.
Listen. Do not have an opinion while you listen because frankly, your opinion doesn?t hold much water outside of Your Universe. Just listen. Listen until their brain has been twisted like a dripping towel and what they have to say is all over the floor.
I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches.
When I came back to Dublin I was courtmartialed in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.
I have often wished I had time to cultivate modesty... But I am too busy thinking about myself.
Sooner or later, we've got to work at it, no matter how many other careers we've had or wanted.
Everybody likes to go their own way--to choose their own time and manner of devotion.
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
I have the worst memory ever so no matter who comes up to me - they're just, like, 'I can't believe you don't remember me!" I'm like, 'Oh Dad I'm sorry!'
This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.
Worrying about them always struck me as about as useful as worrying about getting hit by lightning.
The 'Net is a waste of time, and that's exactly what's right about it.
We learn and grow and are transformed not so much by what we do but by why and how we do it.
Is love supposed to last throughout all time, or is it like trains changing at random stops. If I loved her, how could I leave her? If I felt that way then, how come I don't feel anything now?
Human beings have an inalienable right to invent themselves.
The keenest sorrow is to recognize ourselves as the sole cause of all our adversities.
No great improvements in the lot of mankind are possible until a great change takes place in the fundamental constitution of their modes of thought.
If the only prayer you ever say in your whole life is "thank you," that would suffice.
Know, first, who you are; and then adorn yourself accordingly.
Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment.
What we become depends on what we read after all of the professors have finished with us. The greatest university of all is a collection of books.
Write down the advice of him who loves you, though you like it not at present.
We can be sure that the greatest hope for maintaining equilibrium in the face of any situation rests within ourselves.
Never does the human soul appear so strong and noble as when it foregoes revenge and dares to forgive an injury.
The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence whatever that it is not utterly absurd; indeed in view of the silliness of the majority of mankind, a widespread belief is more likely to be foolish than sensible.
Rest is the sweet sauce of labor.
The best thing to give to your enemy is forgiveness; to an opponent, tolerance; to a friend, your heart; to your child, a good example; to a father, deference; to your mother, conduct that will make her proud of you; to yourself, respect; to all men, charity.
Before we set our hearts too much upon anything, let us examine how happy those are who already possess it.
By learning to discover and value our ordinariness, we nurture a friendliness toward ourselves and the world that is the essence of a healthy soul.
The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can. Strike him as hard as you can, and keep moving on.
Many people weigh the guilt they will feel against the pleasure of the forbidden action they want to take.