As I neared her, I bent to help her up, and was nearly knocked over her.
Seize opportunity by the beard, for it is bald behind.
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
Every moment of one's existence one is growing into more or retreating into less.
The happiest is the person who suffers the least pain; the most miserable who enjoys the least pleasure.
We play the hands of cards life gives us. And the worst hands can make us the best players.
When we ask for advice, we are usually looking for an accomplice.