History is more or less bunk.
They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad to realize that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days.
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
We owe something to extravagance, for thrift and adventure seldom go hand in hand.
Good soldiers never pass up a chance to eat or sleep. They never know how much they'll be called on to do before the next chance.
Health consists of having the same diseases as one's neighbors.
The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.