When I came back to Dublin I was courtmartialed in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.
I have often wished I had time to cultivate modesty... But I am too busy thinking about myself.
Sooner or later, we've got to work at it, no matter how many other careers we've had or wanted.
Everybody likes to go their own way--to choose their own time and manner of devotion.
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
I have the worst memory ever so no matter who comes up to me - they're just, like, 'I can't believe you don't remember me!" I'm like, 'Oh Dad I'm sorry!'
This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.