My father hated radio and could not wait for television to be invented so he could hate that too.
You never know till you try to reach them how accessible men are; but you must approach each man by the right door.
Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.
You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing.
It is not enough to do good; one must do it the right way.
It was enough to make a body ashamed of the human race.
Everybody likes a kidder, but nobody lends him money.