Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
Why do writers write? Because it isn't there.
Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.
I believe in God, only I spell it Nature.
No man remains quite what he was when he recognizes himself.
I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
It's wonderful what we can do if we're always doing.