A neurosis is a secret that you don't know you are keeping.
We don't know a millionth of one percent about anything.
Life isn't fair. It's just fairer than death, that's all.
Inspiration does exist, but it must find you working.
I believe that all government is evil, and that trying to improve it is largely a waste of time.
I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
The two symbols of the Republican Party: an elephant, and a big fat white guy who is threatened by change.