Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject which will not bear raillery is suspicious, and a jest which will not bear serious examination is false wit.
Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
Best wide-angle lens? Two steps backward. Look for the 'ah-ha'.
I think people want their illusions and writers are mostly illusion. When you read their words, you read a flattened, incomplete version of the writer.
You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing.
Go through your phone book, call people and ask them to drive you to the airport. The ones who will drive you are your true friends. The rest aren't bad people; they're just acquaintances.
The great thing about a computer notebook is that no matter how much you stuff into it, it doesn't get bigger or heavier.
When we lose one we love, our bitterest tears are called forth by the memory of hours when we loved not enough.
You have to have funny faces and words, you can't just have words. It is a powerful thing, and I think that's why it's hard for people to imagine that women can do that, be that powerful.