Optimism and hope are our best friends. Let?s reach out and Laugh together at our confounding traits and still, let?s keep in mind that our sympt oms and traits are very real with consequences, never to be underestimated or discounted.
I have the worst memory ever so no matter who comes up to me - they're just, like, 'I can't believe you don't remember me!" I'm like, 'Oh Dad I'm sorry!'
Good taste is the enemy of comedy.
People everywhere confuse what they read in newspapers with news.
The car skidded to a stop just in front of me, and I jumped back and lost my balance and ended up on the road.
Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future.
We cannot destroy kindred: Our chains stretch a little sometimes, but they never break.
You can go a long way with bad legs and a good head.
Wisdom is knowing what to do next; virtue is doing it.