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srijeda, 07.04.2010.
I have the worst memory ever so no matter who comes up to me - they're just, like, 'I can't believe you don't remember me!" I'm like, 'Oh Dad I'm sorry!'
Cheese - milk's leap toward immortality.
At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote.
After I'm dead I'd rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one.
The function of science fiction is not always to predict the future but sometimes to prevent it.
Genius is one per cent inspiration, ninety-nine per cent perspiration.
I feel like a tiny bird with a big song!
Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
How could you be a Great Man if history brought you no Great Events, or brought you to them at the wrong time, too young, too old?
That man is the richest whose pleasures are the cheapest.
