Speak when you are angry--and you will make the best speech you'll ever regret.
Wit makes its own welcome, and levels all distinctions. No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit.
Humor is also a way of saying something serious.
I prefer the company of peasants because they have not been educated sufficiently to reason incorrectly.
No great improvements in the lot of mankind are possible until a great change takes place in the fundamental constitution of their modes of thought.
The strongest principle of growth lies in human choice.
I don't own a cell phone or a pager. I just hang around everyone I know, all the time. If someone wants to get a hold of me, they just say 'Mitch,' and I say 'what?' and turn my head slightly.
So little time and so little to do.
Man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter.