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Pojmovlje u hakerskoj birtiji
I dalje sam na komp vicevima :)
Any key will initiate hard drive format. Continue? (Y/N)
Hiroshima 45, Chernobil 86, Windows 95.
Join the army, meet interesting people and kill them.
Mgou tpkiati 030 solva u mnitui !!!
Pravi programeri programiraju magnetom po disketi.
Pritisni dugme miša da ga testiraš. . Pusti dugme da ga detoniraš.
Sedmog dana Bog stvori Windowse. I vidje Bog da nije dobro...
TkomijeukraoSpacetipku,nekadođedagaubijem.
U Černobilu nije bitno da li imaš low radiation monitor.
Windowsi spori? Pomogni mi da maknem ovaj kostur pa ćeš vidjeti...
A od auta tu je legendarni pljugo :)
Svi koji su imali Yugo, a i oni koji ga jos danas tako pazljivo voze - uzivajte!
Zasto svi vozaci Yuga sigurno idu u raj?
-U paklu su vec bili.
Zasto vozaci Yuga nikad ne nose karte?
-Nikad nece stici tako daleko da bi zalutali.
Zasto Yugo ima grijace zadnjeg stakla?
-Da Vam se ne bi po zimi smrzle ruke dok ga gurate.
Sto se nalazi na zadnje dvije stranice Yugicevog uputstva za korisnike?
-Red voznje gradskog autobusa.
Koja je razlika izmedu vlasnika obicnog Yuga i sportskog?
-Vlsanik sportskog Yuga nosi Nike sprinterice.
Kako prepoznati sportski Yugo?
-Na kuki za prikolicu ima tenisku lopticu.
Kako se zovu kocnice na Yugu?
-Dodatna oprema.
Sto treba uciniti ako vam Yugo prokuha?
-Prestanite ga gurati i pustite ga da se odmori.
Kako se zove Yugo s pojasevima?
-Ruksak Yugo
Kako se zove Yugo na autoputu?
-Ulicni ubojica.
Neki prodavaci rabljenih vozila skidaju kilometrazu na satu da dokazu ljudima da auto vrijedi te novce, a oni koji prodaju Yuga bas naprotiv, oni mu dodaju kilometrazu da uvjere kupce da stvarno moze prijeci toliko!
Yugo je dizajniran za 5 ljudi. Jedan da sjedne na vozacko mjestu a ostalih 4 da ga guraju.
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Duboki spisi mladog mesnatog proizvoda
08.01.2006., nedjelja
FNC Diverzanti
Ovako, bijah na koncertu... da i nisam slušao diverzante.
Morao sam doma jer nisam imao drugog prijevoza osim busa (zadnjeg) koji ide dosta rano prije ponoći pa nisam stigao odslušati. A gledao sam i drugu verziju, vlak! A kad on ide? Zadnji za jasku 10:30.
PA kakav je to prijevoz kad sam prek dana idu??? PA zar ne vide oni profit za nas, mlade noćne putnike???
Mislim može država meni dat i vozačku nije bed, odrekenm se alkohola i hay ho let's go. Pa kako u Americi ljudi već sa 16 voze aute??? Onda mogu i ja vozit auto!
Nadalje, što se tiče noćnih izlaska, nisam vidio niti jednu policijsku patrolu po cijelom Zagrebu otkad sam došao. I to mi je osiguranje neko. Ja još uvijek mislim da je bolje spriječiti nego liječiti zar ne? Jer ne bi se dogodilo ono u fini, da su vani lijepo čekali i njih ugledali. Možda bi bile dvije izgubljene duše manje. I kuda te duše na kraju idu? Nebo??? Preko nasilne smrt? Pa idemo se svi raznijet granatama i eto nas u nebu.
Ne one idu u zaborav, jer recite mi prije koliko se to dogodilo? Koliko je još takvih zločina koje mi pamtimo dva-tri dana ili možda tjedan a onda zbogom. Tko se još sjeća Brajše i Brezovice? Svaka čast onima kojima je to još uvijek u pameti.
Mnogi ljudi imaju stvarno puno obaveza i često zaboravljaju na takve događaje, i tako to ide i sve zaboravljaju. I postaju još jedna od mnogih bića opsjednuta stresom i strahom. I tako postaju oni "izmeti" društva. Grrr sad ja opet počinjem rotirati na kriminal, a trudim se odvojiti moje "neprocjenjive" misli iz mojeg "neprocjenjivog" mozga. Ali bez uspjeha.
Da i mene umor lagano svladava. Al za to sam si čisto sam kriv. Zapravo i nisam, ima i društvo utjecaj na tome. Škola nam guta vrijeme i mi morao one sićušne ostatke sebi uzimati, a tako nam je potrebna ta sloboda. I mi se gubimo dragi prijatelji, i još jedna pala generacija postat će rob globalnog društva. Naše globalno selce nam odmaže. I što mi tu možemo? Revoluciju, ma dajte,u ugušit ćete me od smijeha. jedino što možemo jest sjediti, i učiti, i oprati si mozgove od ovih ideja.
Te zapevati za ono neko srečnije vreme.
Imamo li već sad ožiljke robstva? Ona depresija i ljutnja tinejđera, to su sve predožiljci. kada pogledamo dobnu piramidu, eto ožiljka. Još pridodajmo samoubojstva i znamo gdje smo. In the sredina of nothingness. Somewhere around nothing. I woun't cross this streets until you hold my hand. I zato udružimo se.
Rise against - Swing life away
"Swing Life Away"
Am I loud and clear, or am I breaking up?
Am I still your charm, or am I just bad luck?
Are we getting closer, or are we just getting more lost?
I'll show you mine if you show me yours first
Let's compare scars, I'll tell you whose is worse
Let's unwrite these pages and replace them with our own words
We live on front porches and swing life away,
We get by just fine here on minimum wage
If love is a labor I'll slave till the end,
I won't cross these streets until you hold my hand
I've been here so long, I think that it's time to move
The winter's so cold, summer's over too soon
Let's pack our bags and settle down where palm trees grow
I've got some friends, some that I hardly know
But we've had some times, I wouldn't trade for the world
We chase these days down with talks of the places that we will go
We live on front porches and swing life away,
We get by just fine here on minimum wage
If love is a labor I'll slave till the end,
I won't cross these streets until you hold my hand....until you hold my hand
I'll show you mine if you show me yours first
Let's compare scars, I'll tell you whose is worse
Let's unwrite these pages and replace them with our own words
We live on front porches and swing life away,
We get by just fine here on minimum wage
If love is a labor I'll slave till the end,
I won't cross these streets until you hold my hand
Swing life away [x4]
Doro ovo se mrvicu fura na ljubav al ipak me shvaćate? Don't forget what I have said, maybe there is something for the future. But what if there is no future? Well I'd like to make my own future, not to know what will happen next. So goodbye, 'till tomorrow.
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Kroz glavu tad prođe mi prvo
da li sam čovjek ili drvo?
I ovak da se zna što mi sve slušamo!
Eto za muziku, ja sam sebe smatram alternativcem, nikakvim punkerom, metalcem ili slično. Jednostavno volim i dio metala i dio punka a ponajviše ska i rock.
Najbolji bendovi i izvođači su mi:
RADIOHEAD
SCORPIONS
LED ZEPPELIN
THE DOORS
AZRA
PINK FLOYD
DEEP PURPLE
THE CURE
U2
R.E.M.
QUEEN
DARKO RUNDEK (tj. HAUSTOR)
DAMIR URBAN (LAUFER)
BRYAN ADAMS
To mi je najdraže, a ovako još par izvođača... tipa rammstein, ska-p, snapcase, asian dub foundation, debeli precjedni, six pack, blind guardian, hladno pivo, guns'n'roses, three doors down, oomph, coldplay, die ärzte, eagles, animals, letu štuke, oasis, P.O.D., phil collins, pennywise, snapcase, rise against, rage against the machine, rainbow, ramones, the clash, rhcp, robbie williams, the rolling stones, zabranjeno pušenje itd.
Stvarno iam različit ukus i ponekad to ovisi o raspoloženju. Nikoga ne vrijeđam za muziku koju sluša, mada mi neku put neke stvari idu jako na živce al ipak to je normalno :D. I ovo je standard muzika za moje godine pa... nema nikakve rasprave.
Evo dvije najdraže pjesme među svima, tj. tri :D.
1.Najjača pjesma svih vremena, STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN OD LED ZEPPELINA!.
There's a lady who's sure
All that glitters is gold
And she's buying a stairway to heaven.
When she gets there she knows
If the stores are all closed
With a word she can get what she came for.
Ooh, ooh, and she's buying a stairway to heaven.
There's a sign on the wall
But she wants to be sure
'Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
In a tree by the brook
There's a songbird who sings,
Sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiven.
Ooh, it makes me wonder,
Ooh, it makes me wonder.
There's a feeling I get
When I look to the west,
And my spirit is crying for leaving.
In my thoughts I have seen
Rings of smoke through the trees,
And the voices of those who standing looking.
Ooh, it makes me wonder,
Ooh, it really makes me wonder.
And it's whispered that soon
If we all call the tune
Then the piper will lead us to reason.
And a new day will dawn
For those who stand long
And the forests will echo with laughter.
If there's a bustle in your hedgerow
Don't be alarmed now,
It's just a spring clean for the May queen.
Yes, there are two paths you can go by
But in the long run
There's still time to change the road you're on.
And it makes me wonder.
Your head is humming and it won't go
In case you don't know,
The piper's calling you to join him,
Dear lady, can you hear the wind blow,
And did you know
Your stairway lies on the whispering wind.
And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows taller than our soul.
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How ev'rything still turns to gold.
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last.
When all are one and one is all
To be a rock and not to roll.
And she's buying a stairway to heaven.
2. Onda WIND OF CHANGE od scorpionsa.
I folow the Moskva
Down to Gorky Park
Listening to the wind of change
An August summer night
Soldiers passing by
Listening to the wind of change
The world is closing in
Did you ever think
That we could be so close, like brothers
The future's in the air
I can feel it everywhere
Blowing with the wind of change
Take me to the magic of the moment
On a glory night
Where the children of tomorrow dream away
in the wind of change
Walking down the street
Distant memories
Are buried in the past forever
I folow the Moskva
Down to Gorky Park
Listening to the wind of change
Take me to the magic of the moment
On a glory night
Where the children of tomorrow share their dreams
With you and me
Take me to the magic of the moment
On a glory night
Where the children of tomorrow dream away
in the wind of change
The wind of change
Blows straight into the face of time
Like a stormwind that will ring the freedom bell
For peace of mind
Let your balalaika sing
What my guitar wants to say
Take me to the magic of the moment
On a glory night
Where the children of tomorrow share their dreams
With you and me
Take me to the magic of the moment
On a glory night
Where the children of tomorrow dream away
in the wind of change
3. I onda kjurovci i JUST LIKE HEAVEN... baš kao raj.
"Show me how you do that trick
The one that makes me scream" she said
"The one that makes me laugh" she said
And threw her arms around my neck
"Show me how you do it
And I promise you I promise that
I'll run away with you
I'll run away with you"
Spinning on that dizzy edge
I kissed her face and kissed her head
And dreamed of all the different ways I had
To make her glow
"Why are you so far away?" she said
"Why won't you ever know that I'm in love with you
That I'm in love with you"
You
Soft and only
You
Lost and lonely
You
Strange as angels
Dancing in the deepest oceans
Twisting in the water
You're just like a dream
Daylight licked me into shape
I must have been asleep for days
And moving lips to breathe her name
I opened up my eyes
And found myself alone alone
Alone above a raging sea
That stole the only girl I loved
And drowned her deep inside of me
You
Soft and only
You
Lost and lonely
You
Just like heaven
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