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Pojmovlje u hakerskoj birtiji
I dalje sam na komp vicevima :)
Any key will initiate hard drive format. Continue? (Y/N)
Hiroshima 45, Chernobil 86, Windows 95.
Join the army, meet interesting people and kill them.
Mgou tpkiati 030 solva u mnitui !!!
Pravi programeri programiraju magnetom po disketi.
Pritisni dugme miša da ga testiraš. . Pusti dugme da ga detoniraš.
Sedmog dana Bog stvori Windowse. I vidje Bog da nije dobro...
TkomijeukraoSpacetipku,nekadođedagaubijem.
U Černobilu nije bitno da li imaš low radiation monitor.
Windowsi spori? Pomogni mi da maknem ovaj kostur pa ćeš vidjeti...
A od auta tu je legendarni pljugo :)
Svi koji su imali Yugo, a i oni koji ga jos danas tako pazljivo voze - uzivajte!
Zasto svi vozaci Yuga sigurno idu u raj?
-U paklu su vec bili.
Zasto vozaci Yuga nikad ne nose karte?
-Nikad nece stici tako daleko da bi zalutali.
Zasto Yugo ima grijace zadnjeg stakla?
-Da Vam se ne bi po zimi smrzle ruke dok ga gurate.
Sto se nalazi na zadnje dvije stranice Yugicevog uputstva za korisnike?
-Red voznje gradskog autobusa.
Koja je razlika izmedu vlasnika obicnog Yuga i sportskog?
-Vlsanik sportskog Yuga nosi Nike sprinterice.
Kako prepoznati sportski Yugo?
-Na kuki za prikolicu ima tenisku lopticu.
Kako se zovu kocnice na Yugu?
-Dodatna oprema.
Sto treba uciniti ako vam Yugo prokuha?
-Prestanite ga gurati i pustite ga da se odmori.
Kako se zove Yugo s pojasevima?
-Ruksak Yugo
Kako se zove Yugo na autoputu?
-Ulicni ubojica.
Neki prodavaci rabljenih vozila skidaju kilometrazu na satu da dokazu ljudima da auto vrijedi te novce, a oni koji prodaju Yuga bas naprotiv, oni mu dodaju kilometrazu da uvjere kupce da stvarno moze prijeci toliko!
Yugo je dizajniran za 5 ljudi. Jedan da sjedne na vozacko mjestu a ostalih 4 da ga guraju.
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Duboki spisi mladog mesnatog proizvoda
07.12.2005., srijeda
Generation
Na na na na.... u petak koncert.
Da mi smo genracija koja ima bend.
Jaska be affraid, be very affraid.
Lijepo je kad jedan gradić ima bend koji će možda i uspjeti :).
Ako svjetla budućnost leži preda nama... onda neka nam bude sa srećom
I tak to je sa bendom sve.
Nisam znao što da stavim za naslov... ali evo priče.
Doro tema nema veze s naslovom, ali moj prof iz hrvatskog kaže da tema nikan nije povezana s naslovom dakle :).
I tako ejdan glupa osoba morala je psovaditi mene i moju frendicu s chata.
Sam je uletila i okupirala me... a dosadna ne ko buha ne kao klop nego kao... neznam godzilla.
Žena je luđakinja, mislim nije mi prvi put da takve susrećem ali.
Nisam je odma skužio al kad sam shvatio što sve govori frendici... nisam mogao vjerovati.
Wake me up when this nightmare ends...
Inače nisam tako osjetljiv niti osjećajan... više sam povučen u vezi s tim.
Budalast dječak. Ali ovo mi je skoro pa odkrhnulo srce.
I da to boli... dugo nisam osjetio tu bol, i nadam se da je više nikad neću.
Ali i dalje ne shvaćam takve ljude, pa što sam im skrivio?
Tko sam ja da budem toliko veći od njih da oni imaju namjeru mene rušiti.
Pa čovječe poznaješ em dan i već me hoćeš ubiti.
Odkud ti pravo na to?
Takve ljude treba istrijebiti... baš kao i one ostale kretene koje spominjem odkad ovaj blog postoji al to sad nije važno.
Dobro, nisam za nasilje, ali mislim da me većina krivo sad shvaća. Jednostavno sam jao ljut na tu osobu, jer njezino postojanje za mene ništa ne znači. Neka se gubi iz moga života i gotovo.
Utopi se u svojoj slini i tuto finito.
Eto sad sam bio i frendicu naljutio... Eto sada se iskreno ispričavam...
Žao mi je... neće si nikad ponoviti. A ovu idiotkinju više ne poznajem.
I could stay awake just to hear you breathing
Watch you smile while you are sleeping
While you're far away dreaming
I could spend my life in this sweet surrender
I could stay lost in this moment forever
Where every moment spent with you is a moment I treasure
Don't want to close my eyes
I don't want to fall asleep
Cause I'd miss you babe
And I don't want to miss a thing
Cause even when I dream of you
The sweetest dream will never do
I'd still miss you babe
And I don't want to miss a thing
Lying close to you feeling your heart beating
And I'm wondering what you're dreaming
Wondering if it's me you're seeing
Then I kiss your eyes
And thank God we're together
I just want to stay with you in this moment forever
Forever and ever
I don't want to close my eyes
I don't want to fall asleep
Cause I'd miss you babe
And I don't want to miss a thing
Cause even when I dream of you
The sweetest dream will never do
I'd still miss you babe
And I don't want to miss a thing
I don't want to miss one smile
I don't want to miss one kiss
I just want to be with you
Right here with you, just like this
I just want to hold you close
Feel your heart so close to mine
And just stay here in this moment
For all the rest of time
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I don't want to close my eyes
I don't want to fall asleep
Cause I'd miss you babe
And I don't want to miss a thing
Cause even when I dream of you
The sweetest dream will never do
I'd still miss you babe
And I don't want to miss a thing
Don't want to close my eyes
I don't want to fall asleep
I don't want to miss a thing
Eh sad ovo paše... zrakokovač. Emocije mi nisu jača strana ali bolje imati nego nemati.
Bez emocija mi bismo bili bez koristi na kraju svega.
Hide your face forever
dream and search forever
Have you ever been for sale ?
when your isms get smart
oh so selfish and mindless
with that comment in your eye
Do you think that you are hard ?
really harder than the other
man you're acting cold
if you are not in charge
Don't split your mentality
without thinking twice
your voice has got no reason
now is the time to face your lies
Open your eyes, open your mind
proud like a god don't pretend to be blind
trapped in yourself, break out instead
beat the machine that works in your head
Will you offer me some tricks
if I ever need them
would you go into that room
if I call 'em
Do you think that you are better
really better than the rest
realize there's a problem
I know that you can give your best
Have you ever had a dream?
or is life just a trip?
a trip without chances
a chance to grow up quick
Open your eyes, open your mind
proud like a god don't pretend to be blind
trapped in yourself, break out instead
beat the machine that works in your head
Hide your face forever
dream and search forever
night and night you feel nothing
there's no way outside of my land
Open your eyes, open your mind
proud like a god don't pretend to be blind
trapped in yourself, break out instead
beat the machine that works in your head
Open your eyes, open your mind
proud like a god don't pretend to be blind
trapped in yourself, break out instead
beat the machine that works in your head
Eto to sad išlo meni u glavi... uspio :).
NEma mašine u mojoj glavi sad sam free.
I ovak usput ima jedna dobra pjesma pa je poslušajte a ja vam dam lirike jer neznam više što pisati.
2. I Never Die
Concealed in the deep of the night
Moved when the horror awakes
Frightened by the howl of the world
Saved by the powers that be
Hounded by dark shadows
Pursued by many masks
Flogged by whiplashes
Branded like stock before the war
I never die before - I hear your vioce
I never die before - you have no choice
I never die - I never die
Awaken in seas of sweat
Reflections Full of bad memories
Scared to Fall asleep
Subconsious goes mad
A never ending dream
A journey that never find an aim
The end that conquers the swan song
Realization of a lost game
I never die before - I hear your voice
I never die before - you have no choice
I never die - I never die
He`s the last one that I saw
He`s the last of his kind
He`s the last one I want to hear
He`s the last one I would kill
You are the blood Flowing through my veins
You are the water which I drink
I tak ovo je malo brutalno ali isto paše.
Brutalnost... ali uz milost.
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Alkoholno:
Cesarić na drugi način
Votka poslije kiše
Gle duplu votku poslije kiše
Puna je kapi pa se njišem
Votka po Votka k tom još dupla
I ja sam drven poput trupla
Kad se probudim ispod stola
Pitam se dal' krv još mnome kola
Kroz glavu tad prođe mi prvo
da li sam čovjek ili drvo?
I ovak da se zna što mi sve slušamo!
Eto za muziku, ja sam sebe smatram alternativcem, nikakvim punkerom, metalcem ili slično. Jednostavno volim i dio metala i dio punka a ponajviše ska i rock.
Najbolji bendovi i izvođači su mi:
RADIOHEAD
SCORPIONS
LED ZEPPELIN
THE DOORS
AZRA
PINK FLOYD
DEEP PURPLE
THE CURE
U2
R.E.M.
QUEEN
DARKO RUNDEK (tj. HAUSTOR)
DAMIR URBAN (LAUFER)
BRYAN ADAMS
To mi je najdraže, a ovako još par izvođača... tipa rammstein, ska-p, snapcase, asian dub foundation, debeli precjedni, six pack, blind guardian, hladno pivo, guns'n'roses, three doors down, oomph, coldplay, die ärzte, eagles, animals, letu štuke, oasis, P.O.D., phil collins, pennywise, snapcase, rise against, rage against the machine, rainbow, ramones, the clash, rhcp, robbie williams, the rolling stones, zabranjeno pušenje itd.
Stvarno iam različit ukus i ponekad to ovisi o raspoloženju. Nikoga ne vrijeđam za muziku koju sluša, mada mi neku put neke stvari idu jako na živce al ipak to je normalno :D. I ovo je standard muzika za moje godine pa... nema nikakve rasprave.
Evo dvije najdraže pjesme među svima, tj. tri :D.
1.Najjača pjesma svih vremena, STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN OD LED ZEPPELINA!.
There's a lady who's sure
All that glitters is gold
And she's buying a stairway to heaven.
When she gets there she knows
If the stores are all closed
With a word she can get what she came for.
Ooh, ooh, and she's buying a stairway to heaven.
There's a sign on the wall
But she wants to be sure
'Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
In a tree by the brook
There's a songbird who sings,
Sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiven.
Ooh, it makes me wonder,
Ooh, it makes me wonder.
There's a feeling I get
When I look to the west,
And my spirit is crying for leaving.
In my thoughts I have seen
Rings of smoke through the trees,
And the voices of those who standing looking.
Ooh, it makes me wonder,
Ooh, it really makes me wonder.
And it's whispered that soon
If we all call the tune
Then the piper will lead us to reason.
And a new day will dawn
For those who stand long
And the forests will echo with laughter.
If there's a bustle in your hedgerow
Don't be alarmed now,
It's just a spring clean for the May queen.
Yes, there are two paths you can go by
But in the long run
There's still time to change the road you're on.
And it makes me wonder.
Your head is humming and it won't go
In case you don't know,
The piper's calling you to join him,
Dear lady, can you hear the wind blow,
And did you know
Your stairway lies on the whispering wind.
And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows taller than our soul.
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How ev'rything still turns to gold.
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last.
When all are one and one is all
To be a rock and not to roll.
And she's buying a stairway to heaven.
2. Onda WIND OF CHANGE od scorpionsa.
I folow the Moskva
Down to Gorky Park
Listening to the wind of change
An August summer night
Soldiers passing by
Listening to the wind of change
The world is closing in
Did you ever think
That we could be so close, like brothers
The future's in the air
I can feel it everywhere
Blowing with the wind of change
Take me to the magic of the moment
On a glory night
Where the children of tomorrow dream away
in the wind of change
Walking down the street
Distant memories
Are buried in the past forever
I folow the Moskva
Down to Gorky Park
Listening to the wind of change
Take me to the magic of the moment
On a glory night
Where the children of tomorrow share their dreams
With you and me
Take me to the magic of the moment
On a glory night
Where the children of tomorrow dream away
in the wind of change
The wind of change
Blows straight into the face of time
Like a stormwind that will ring the freedom bell
For peace of mind
Let your balalaika sing
What my guitar wants to say
Take me to the magic of the moment
On a glory night
Where the children of tomorrow share their dreams
With you and me
Take me to the magic of the moment
On a glory night
Where the children of tomorrow dream away
in the wind of change
3. I onda kjurovci i JUST LIKE HEAVEN... baš kao raj.
"Show me how you do that trick
The one that makes me scream" she said
"The one that makes me laugh" she said
And threw her arms around my neck
"Show me how you do it
And I promise you I promise that
I'll run away with you
I'll run away with you"
Spinning on that dizzy edge
I kissed her face and kissed her head
And dreamed of all the different ways I had
To make her glow
"Why are you so far away?" she said
"Why won't you ever know that I'm in love with you
That I'm in love with you"
You
Soft and only
You
Lost and lonely
You
Strange as angels
Dancing in the deepest oceans
Twisting in the water
You're just like a dream
Daylight licked me into shape
I must have been asleep for days
And moving lips to breathe her name
I opened up my eyes
And found myself alone alone
Alone above a raging sea
That stole the only girl I loved
And drowned her deep inside of me
You
Soft and only
You
Lost and lonely
You
Just like heaven
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