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Pojmovlje u hakerskoj birtiji
I dalje sam na komp vicevima :)
Any key will initiate hard drive format. Continue? (Y/N)
Hiroshima 45, Chernobil 86, Windows 95.
Join the army, meet interesting people and kill them.
Mgou tpkiati 030 solva u mnitui !!!
Pravi programeri programiraju magnetom po disketi.
Pritisni dugme miša da ga testiraš. . Pusti dugme da ga detoniraš.
Sedmog dana Bog stvori Windowse. I vidje Bog da nije dobro...
TkomijeukraoSpacetipku,nekadođedagaubijem.
U Černobilu nije bitno da li imaš low radiation monitor.
Windowsi spori? Pomogni mi da maknem ovaj kostur pa ćeš vidjeti...

A od auta tu je legendarni pljugo :)
Svi koji su imali Yugo, a i oni koji ga jos danas tako pazljivo voze - uzivajte!

Zasto svi vozaci Yuga sigurno idu u raj?
-U paklu su vec bili.

Zasto vozaci Yuga nikad ne nose karte?
-Nikad nece stici tako daleko da bi zalutali.

Zasto Yugo ima grijace zadnjeg stakla?
-Da Vam se ne bi po zimi smrzle ruke dok ga gurate.

Sto se nalazi na zadnje dvije stranice Yugicevog uputstva za korisnike?
-Red voznje gradskog autobusa.

Koja je razlika izmedu vlasnika obicnog Yuga i sportskog?
-Vlsanik sportskog Yuga nosi Nike sprinterice.

Kako prepoznati sportski Yugo?
-Na kuki za prikolicu ima tenisku lopticu.

Kako se zovu kocnice na Yugu?
-Dodatna oprema.

Sto treba uciniti ako vam Yugo prokuha?
-Prestanite ga gurati i pustite ga da se odmori.

Kako se zove Yugo s pojasevima?
-Ruksak Yugo
Kako se zove Yugo na autoputu?
-Ulicni ubojica.
Neki prodavaci rabljenih vozila skidaju kilometrazu na satu da dokazu ljudima da auto vrijedi te novce, a oni koji prodaju Yuga bas naprotiv, oni mu dodaju kilometrazu da uvjere kupce da stvarno moze prijeci toliko!

Yugo je dizajniran za 5 ljudi. Jedan da sjedne na vozacko mjestu a ostalih 4 da ga guraju.

Duboki spisi mladog mesnatog proizvoda

03.09.2005., subota

A što da radim?

NIŠTO!!
mda ja često imam probleme s kompom pa nestignem stalno pisat blogove a odlične ideje tonu u savu kad ispod mosta se glupiramo jer ih jednostavno zaboravim? But, zašto? Što aj imam radit ispod savskog mosta? Pa iskreno neam pojma, zagreb je tako ogavno dosadan da je jedino zabavno mjesto sa društvom ispod savskog mosta sa jednim divnim prehrambenim proizvodom od čijeg se konzumiranja mogu dogoditi posljedice opasne po život (npr. pad u savu, pad s mosta u savu, popikivanje na kamen i padanje u savu...) a taj proizvod je ____(cenzura, hint: ima skoro 5 promila :)). I to mi već dosađuje, a još malo će i škola. I nemogu motorom starim od brata u zagreb. Strgao sam ključ, nisam pao, strgao sam ključ. Lijepo od mene. I ako brat sazna a pošto je na moru i ja radim zamjenski neće saznat, ALi ako ipak sazna onda sam u glubokoj kakici. I nikad neću dobit burazovu fendericu ak naučim svirat gitaru... uzdah.... neznam što pisat .... izdah ..... zzz. Mda opet su došli oni moji dani u mjesecu (TM) kada sam anti politički raspoložen, i razbijam sve moguće reklame i plakate povezane s politikom i svađam se s frendovima, trgam glave, proučavam kanibalizam i tak. Kanibalizam... khm, mislio sam ANIMAlizam i ostale -lizam-e. Gnarkill-izam i slušanje groznog panka s još groznim pjevanjem i oponašanjem timmia from south parka. A onda soljenje pameti uz pijandure ( 2-3 prazne gajbei par vodki included), i normalno da dođu dani u mjesecu. I onda dođe reklama za Big Brother. PA ISUSA TI KRISTA BOGA MILOGA ŠTO TE KRETENE ROŠTILJAJU NA PJESKU PUSTINJE SAHARE A NA SVAKOM ZRNU PO TRI ZRNCA. KOJI TO KRETENI MOGU GLEDATI JADNE KRETENE ZAROBLJENE U NEKOJ KRETENSKOJ KUĆI? PA TO NE DA TREBA KLAT NEGO SPALIT, ZGAZIT, POOTROVAT, PREROVAT, PRŽIT ASFALTOM and so on. Nešto najgore što se može dogoditi. Ovo me fakat ubilo u taj kretenski mozak koji je nestao u akciji pri pokušaju razmišljanja. Taj big brother, to gledaju ljudi koji ili nemaju što raditi ili su jednostavno fascinirani svojom glupošću i neznaju kako se opametiti. I tako aj pizdim na jednom okupljalištu našeg društva i dođe mi frend: e pa satri nemoj ******, ovaj put će bit boljih prizora ugodnih za oči:). KRETENU PA RAĐE SKOKNEM U VIDEOTEKU, ili u disko pa napravim nešto,ahem nekoj tam , ahem :). Balkanizam, zapravo ne, balkanizam je još dobar, IDIOT-KRETEN-DEGENERIKSON-IZAM. Jedino bi to gledo da mi kupe lamborđinija, R-1, i da mi poklone vozačke za obadvoje. Ts. i to je premalo. Uglavnom, velki brat sux big time, next. E sad malo o tome kako je to opet glupim amerima nevrijeme porušilo VELEGRAD, koji se spominje u pjesmu "house of the raising sun", aka NEW ORLEANS, mada to je njima pakao a tek ovima u japanu to niko ne spominje. JOš si mislim pa to si sami ameri na neku foru rade, isto kako su si ono s twinsima napravili, je je talibani lete aha, neopaženi kradu avion, moš' si mislit. A jadni ljudi nastradaju, ali pobogu zašto? Koljite političare i kretene from the mafia a ne jadnu radničku klasu (nažalost ljudi tamije boje kože, a ne glupi Buš, i da nisam komrad, nego liberalist), make money, not death. No sad sam ja u krivu, novac je zlo.
Papa roach - between angels and insects

There's no money, there's no possessions, only obsession
I don't need that shit, take my money, take my obsession

I just wanna be heard, loud and clear are my words, comin’ from within man
Tell ‘em what you heard, it's about a revolution
In your heart and in your mind, you can find the conclusion
Lifestyle and obsession, diamond rings get you nothin’ but a lifelong lesson
And your pocketbook stressin’, you're a slave to the system
Workin jobs that you hate, for that shit you don't need
It's too bad the world is based on greed, step back and see
Stop thinkin’ bout yourself, start thinkin’ bout

There's no money, there's no possession, only obsession, I don't need that shit
Take my money, take my possession, take my obsession, I don't need that shit

Cuz everything is nothing, and emptiness is in everything
This reality is really just a fucked up dream
With the flesh and the blood that you call your soul, flip it inside out
It's a big black hole, take your money burn it up like an asteroid
Possessions, they are never gonna fill the void, take it away
And learn the best lesson, the heart, the soul, the life, the passion

There's no money, there's no possession, only obsession, I don't need that shit
Take my money, take my possession, take my obsession, I don't need that shit

Money, possession, obsession, present yourself, press your clothes
Comb your hair, clock in, you just can't win, just can't win
The things you own, own you, noooooooooo!

Take my money, take my possession, take my obsession, I don't need that shit
Fuck your money, fuck your possession, fuck your obsession, I don't need that
shit
Money, possession, obsession, I don't need that shit
Eto tolko o tome kako je posjed i novac loš. A uzto ako se samo ne osloniš na sebe nego na druge oni će te sj.... i popušio si. Nažalost to je istina, ali čast iznimcima, živimo nadu.
I dođe mi u glavu pitanje, kad će svbemu ovome kraj? Dok god postoje ljudi, nikad. Jer mi smo FAKAT NAJAROGANTNIJE I NAJDOSADNIJE AMEBE U SVEMIRU.
I nadam s eda ću dobit motor buraz ako ovo čitaš, i sljedeći put ne kradi gel i ne nosi mi ga na more, hvala. A za ostale filzofske zadatke: kolko gel za kosu ima vitamina? Izvadi korijen iz kose pa ga kvadriraj na kremu od mrkve i dobit ćeš odgovor. (OVO MI JE SUGERIRAO FREND PA MU OPROSTITE AKO NIJE BAŠ NAJBOLJE ISPALO, jel tak hectore, a ja sam jim morisson rajt :)).

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Tko skuži svaka mu čast, i nadam se da će netko uopće skužit zašto ja i o ćemu pišem. (ni sam ne kužim al nema veze :))
Alkoholno:
Cesarić na drugi način
Votka poslije kiše

Gle duplu votku poslije kiše
Puna je kapi pa se njišem

Votka po Votka k tom još dupla
I ja sam drven poput trupla

Kad se probudim ispod stola
Pitam se dal' krv još mnome kola

Kroz glavu tad prođe mi prvo
da li sam čovjek ili drvo?

I ovak da se zna što mi sve slušamo!
Eto za muziku, ja sam sebe smatram alternativcem, nikakvim punkerom, metalcem ili slično. Jednostavno volim i dio metala i dio punka a ponajviše ska i rock.
Najbolji bendovi i izvođači su mi:
RADIOHEAD
SCORPIONS
LED ZEPPELIN
THE DOORS
AZRA
PINK FLOYD
DEEP PURPLE
THE CURE
U2
R.E.M.
QUEEN
DARKO RUNDEK (tj. HAUSTOR)
DAMIR URBAN (LAUFER)
BRYAN ADAMS

To mi je najdraže, a ovako još par izvođača... tipa rammstein, ska-p, snapcase, asian dub foundation, debeli precjedni, six pack, blind guardian, hladno pivo, guns'n'roses, three doors down, oomph, coldplay, die ärzte, eagles, animals, letu štuke, oasis, P.O.D., phil collins, pennywise, snapcase, rise against, rage against the machine, rainbow, ramones, the clash, rhcp, robbie williams, the rolling stones, zabranjeno pušenje itd.

Stvarno iam različit ukus i ponekad to ovisi o raspoloženju. Nikoga ne vrijeđam za muziku koju sluša, mada mi neku put neke stvari idu jako na živce al ipak to je normalno :D. I ovo je standard muzika za moje godine pa... nema nikakve rasprave.
Evo dvije najdraže pjesme među svima, tj. tri :D.

1.Najjača pjesma svih vremena, STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN OD LED ZEPPELINA!.
There's a lady who's sure
All that glitters is gold
And she's buying a stairway to heaven.
When she gets there she knows
If the stores are all closed
With a word she can get what she came for.
Ooh, ooh, and she's buying a stairway to heaven.

There's a sign on the wall
But she wants to be sure
'Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
In a tree by the brook
There's a songbird who sings,
Sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiven.
Ooh, it makes me wonder,
Ooh, it makes me wonder.

There's a feeling I get
When I look to the west,
And my spirit is crying for leaving.
In my thoughts I have seen
Rings of smoke through the trees,
And the voices of those who standing looking.
Ooh, it makes me wonder,
Ooh, it really makes me wonder.

And it's whispered that soon
If we all call the tune
Then the piper will lead us to reason.
And a new day will dawn
For those who stand long
And the forests will echo with laughter.

If there's a bustle in your hedgerow
Don't be alarmed now,
It's just a spring clean for the May queen.
Yes, there are two paths you can go by
But in the long run
There's still time to change the road you're on.
And it makes me wonder.

Your head is humming and it won't go
In case you don't know,
The piper's calling you to join him,
Dear lady, can you hear the wind blow,
And did you know
Your stairway lies on the whispering wind.

And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows taller than our soul.
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How ev'rything still turns to gold.
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last.
When all are one and one is all
To be a rock and not to roll.

And she's buying a stairway to heaven.

2. Onda WIND OF CHANGE od scorpionsa.
I folow the Moskva
Down to Gorky Park
Listening to the wind of change
An August summer night
Soldiers passing by
Listening to the wind of change

The world is closing in
Did you ever think
That we could be so close, like brothers
The future's in the air
I can feel it everywhere
Blowing with the wind of change

Take me to the magic of the moment
On a glory night
Where the children of tomorrow dream away
in the wind of change

Walking down the street
Distant memories
Are buried in the past forever
I folow the Moskva
Down to Gorky Park
Listening to the wind of change

Take me to the magic of the moment
On a glory night
Where the children of tomorrow share their dreams
With you and me
Take me to the magic of the moment
On a glory night
Where the children of tomorrow dream away
in the wind of change

The wind of change
Blows straight into the face of time
Like a stormwind that will ring the freedom bell
For peace of mind
Let your balalaika sing
What my guitar wants to say

Take me to the magic of the moment
On a glory night
Where the children of tomorrow share their dreams
With you and me
Take me to the magic of the moment
On a glory night
Where the children of tomorrow dream away
in the wind of change

3. I onda kjurovci i JUST LIKE HEAVEN... baš kao raj.

"Show me how you do that trick
The one that makes me scream" she said
"The one that makes me laugh" she said
And threw her arms around my neck
"Show me how you do it
And I promise you I promise that
I'll run away with you
I'll run away with you"

Spinning on that dizzy edge
I kissed her face and kissed her head
And dreamed of all the different ways I had
To make her glow
"Why are you so far away?" she said
"Why won't you ever know that I'm in love with you
That I'm in love with you"

You
Soft and only
You
Lost and lonely
You
Strange as angels
Dancing in the deepest oceans
Twisting in the water
You're just like a dream

Daylight licked me into shape
I must have been asleep for days
And moving lips to breathe her name
I opened up my eyes
And found myself alone alone
Alone above a raging sea
That stole the only girl I loved
And drowned her deep inside of me

You
Soft and only
You
Lost and lonely
You
Just like heaven