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sve sve sve sve emo all all all all emo
i moj dnevnik and my diary
Ako pogledas dok je sati:
01:01-voli te!
02:02-želi te poljubiti!
03:03-želi da budete zajedno!
04:04-pozvat ćete na spoj!
05:05-želi samo tebe!
06:06-crni dečko misli na tebe!
07:07-vara te!
08:08-mrzi te!
09:09-želi te samo za sebe
10:10-smeđi dečko misli na tebe!
11:11-sviđaš mu se!
12:12-lud je za tobom!
13:13-sanja te!
14:14-ne može bez tebe!
15:15-voli tvoje oči!
16:16-ubrzo ćete prekinuti!
17:17-ti si mu jedina!
18:18-srest ćeš ga!
19:19-tajno te promatra!
20:20-ljubomoran je!
21:21-ima drugu!
22:22-dobit ćeš poruku!
23:23-želi te nazvati
If you look on the clock and it is:
1:01-loves you!
2:02-wants to kiss you!
3:03-wants to be together!
4:04-he will invite you for a date!
5:05-wants just you!
6:06-black guy thinking of you!
7:07-he is cheating you!
8:08-he hate you!
9:09-want you for himself
10:10-brown guy think of you!
11:11-he has crush on you!
12:12-he is crazy about you!
13:13-he is dreaming about you!
14:14-he cant be without you!
15:15-he loves your eyes!
16:16-you gonna breake up soon!
17:17-you are the only one for him!
18:18-You will meet him!
19:19-he is secretly watching you!
20:20-he is jealous!
21:21-he has got another!
22:22-you will get a message!
23:23-wants to call you
Ako vas žena pobjeđuje u tenisu, promijenite sport. Ako vas žena pobjeđuje u boksu, promijenite ženu.
Ne smeta me što sanjam na engleskom. Smetaju mi njemački titlovi.
Pokušala je napregnuti mozak. Sahrana je u utorak.
Bolje ispasti glup nego iz autobusa.
Pomozite policiji, tucite sami sebe!
Vozite sigurno, vozite tenk!
Poželi nešto večeras. Možda se čudo dosađuje.
Naš zrak ima jednu prednost: vidimo što udišemo!
Nije sve u ljubavi. Ima nešto i u strahu od side.
Seminar o putovanju kroz vrijeme bit će održan prekjučer.
Hranite djecu bijelim lukom. Lakše ćete ih naći u mraku.
Potrčao je u susret tramvaju. Tramvaj ga nije prepoznao.
Vodite ljubav, a ne rat. A možete i oboje – VJENČAJTE SE!
Imam problema sa mužem. Miješa mi se u brak…
Zvao sam Tanju, a izašla je Deblja!
Bolje biti Van Basten nego van sebe…
Hladnjak je bolji od muškarca. Koliko god litara staviš u njega, neće početi pjevati narodnjake.
If your women beat you at tennis, change the sport. If your woman wins in the box, change the woman.
I dont mind dreaming in English, German subtittles bother me.
She tried to exert the brain. The funeral is on Tuesday.
Help the police, beat yourself!
Drive safely, drive a tank!
Make a wish tonight. Maybe a miracle is bored.
Our air has one advantage: we see what we breathe!
Everything is not in love. There is something in fear of AIDS.
The seminar about time travel will be held the day before yesterday.
Make kids aat garlic. It's easier to find them in the dark.
He ran to meet the tram. Tram did not recognize him.
Make love, not war. Alternatively, both - Get married! I have a problem with my husband. He mixes in my marriege...
I called Thinner and Thicker went out!
Fridge is better than a man. As much as l put alchohol in it, it will not begin to sing folk music.
BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE
BRING ME THE HORIZON
Zatvor: sjedite u ćeliji 2x3 m
Ured: sjedite u boksu 2x2 m
Zatvor: dobivate triput dnevno obrok
Ured: dobijete samo jednu pauzu za obrok, a onda to što pojedete morate i sami platiti
Zatvor: ako ste dobri, dobijete slobodno
Ured: ako ste dobri, dobijete još više posla
Zatvor: stražar vam otvara i zatvara vrata
Ured: morate nositi kojekakve kartice, koje redovito zaboravljate doma, i otvarati vrata sami
Zatvor: možete gledati telku i igrati igrice
Ured: čim vas uhvate da gledate telku ili igrate igrice, dobijete otkaz
Zatvor: imate vlastiti WC
Ured: WC morate dijeliti s hrpom idiota koji pišaju po dasci
Zatvor: prijatelji i rođaci vam smiju doći u posjet
Ured: nema vizite, jedini kontakt s obitelji je putem e-maila, a i on se nadzire
Zatvor: sve troškove vašeg uzdržavanja plaćaju porezni obveznici, a ne morate čak ni raditi
Ured: morate sami platiti sve troškove vezane uz dolazak na posao, a zatim vam još od plaće odbiju poreze, prireze i razna davanja kako bi platili održavanje zatvora i zatvorenika.
Zatvor: morate se nositi sa sadistićki nastrojenim upraviteljima.
Ured: ovdje ih zovu menadžerima
Ja biram zatvor naravno
Prison: sitting in a cell 2x3 m
Office: sitting in a box 2x2 m
Prison: supplied three times a day meal
Office: You get only one break for a meal, then what you eat you need to pay
Prison: If you're good, you get free time
Office: if you're good, you get even more work
Prison: guard opens and closes the door
Office: you must carry all sorts of cards, which are regularly forget home, and open the door yourself
Prison: You can watch TV and play games
Office: as soon as you get caught you're watching TV or playing games, you get fired
Prison: you have your own toilet
Office: WC need to share with a bunch of idiots who piss on board
Prison: friends and relatives may come to visit
Office: no visas, the only contact with family through e-mail, and he supervises
Prison: All of your maintenance costs paid by taxpayers, and not even need to work
Office: you must pay all costs associated with coming to work, then you still refuse to pay the taxes, surtaxes, and various benefits to pay for the maintenance of prisons and prisoners.
Prison: you have to deal with sadistic inclined governors.
Office: here they are called managers
I choose prison of course
