Zatvor: sjedite u ćeliji 2x3 m
Ured: sjedite u boksu 2x2 m
Zatvor: dobivate triput dnevno obrok
Ured: dobijete samo jednu pauzu za obrok, a onda to što pojedete morate i sami platiti
Zatvor: ako ste dobri, dobijete slobodno
Ured: ako ste dobri, dobijete još više posla
Zatvor: stražar vam otvara i zatvara vrata
Ured: morate nositi kojekakve kartice, koje redovito zaboravljate doma, i otvarati vrata sami
Zatvor: možete gledati telku i igrati igrice
Ured: čim vas uhvate da gledate telku ili igrate igrice, dobijete otkaz
Zatvor: imate vlastiti WC
Ured: WC morate dijeliti s hrpom idiota koji pišaju po dasci
Zatvor: prijatelji i rođaci vam smiju doći u posjet
Ured: nema vizite, jedini kontakt s obitelji je putem e-maila, a i on se nadzire
Zatvor: sve troškove vašeg uzdržavanja plaćaju porezni obveznici, a ne morate čak ni raditi
Ured: morate sami platiti sve troškove vezane uz dolazak na posao, a zatim vam još od plaće odbiju poreze, prireze i razna davanja kako bi platili održavanje zatvora i zatvorenika.
Zatvor: morate se nositi sa sadistićki nastrojenim upraviteljima.
Ured: ovdje ih zovu menadžerima
Ja biram zatvor naravno
Prison: sitting in a cell 2x3 m
Office: sitting in a box 2x2 m
Prison: supplied three times a day meal
Office: You get only one break for a meal, then what you eat you need to pay
Prison: If you're good, you get free time
Office: if you're good, you get even more work
Prison: guard opens and closes the door
Office: you must carry all sorts of cards, which are regularly forget home, and open the door yourself
Prison: You can watch TV and play games
Office: as soon as you get caught you're watching TV or playing games, you get fired
Prison: you have your own toilet
Office: WC need to share with a bunch of idiots who piss on board
Prison: friends and relatives may come to visit
Office: no visas, the only contact with family through e-mail, and he supervises
Prison: All of your maintenance costs paid by taxpayers, and not even need to work
Office: you must pay all costs associated with coming to work, then you still refuse to pay the taxes, surtaxes, and various benefits to pay for the maintenance of prisons and prisoners.
Prison: you have to deal with sadistic inclined governors.
Office: here they are called managers
I choose prison of course
Post je objavljen 23.01.2011. u 15:40 sati.