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no pressure over capuccino...

četvrtak, 08.12.2005.

it's good to be a woman...

evo nešto za sve cure:) na engleskom je, ali nadam se da to neće biti problem;)

'' I am only as strong as the coffee I drink, the hairspray I use and the friends I have.''
It is good to be a woman:
1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
3. Taxis stop for us.
4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.
6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.
9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.
13. We will never regret piercing our ears.
14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems. Amen!
15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway.

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...a pointless nostalgic-that's me...

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no pressure over capuccino...alanis

And you're like a 90's Jesus
And you revel in your psychosis
How dare you
And you sample concepts like hors d'euvres
And you eat their questions for dessert
Is it just me or is it hot in here
And you're like a 90's Kennedy
And you're reallyl a million years old
You can't fool me
They'll throw opinions like rocks in riots
And they'll stumble around like hypocrite
Is it just me or is it dark in here
Well you may never be or have a husband
You may never have or hold a child
You will learn to lose everything we are temporary arrangements
And you're like a 90's Noah
And they laughed at you as you packed all of your things
And they wonder why you're frustrated
And the wonder why you're angry
And is it just me or are you fed up?
And may god bless you in your travels
in your conquests and querries
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"Our greatest glory consists not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall." - Oliver Goldsmith
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najsavršenija pjesma na svijetu (po mom mišljenjuyes)
u2 one
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volim:
-maratonske kave sa svojim društvom
-sarkastičan, ironičan, otrovan , ciničan i morbidan humor istih
-upoznavati nove ljude
-Malog princa
-stare VW bube
-knjige
-crno bijelu fotografiju
-čokoladu (razmišljam da je stavim na prvo mjesto)
-gardaland:)
-upaliti radio dok se vozim u autu i potrefiti na meni baš najdražu pjesmu
-pisma, ali prava pisma, ručno napisana:)
-nove mailove u inboxu (rockoholic_babe@yahoo.com)
-izlaske
-spremanje za izlazak, uživam čak i u vječnoj nedoumici što da obučem
-shopping (iako mi poslije treba mešto za smirenje)
-smijati se, i onaj mazohistički osjećaj kad vas stomak boli od smijeha:)
-probuditi se i skužiti da je tek petnaest do šest i da mogu još odspavati
-ostati ušuškana u toplom krevetu u hladno jesensko jutro dok vani pada kiša...
-vozati se besciljno u autu
-pričati satima na telefon
-britanski naglasak
-Prijatelji idu u kategoriju ''obožavam''
-Joeya tribbianija ( pogrešno napisano, ha?or not:) Al ne bi ni on to bolje...:))
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moje blogersko štivo, totalno random poredak :)

bolan:) wannabe intelektualac ;)
ultravioleta:)
pegy:)
mtina:)
pametna plava mala:)
mostarac gugo:)
aarsla :)
balkan boy :)
catcher u inozemstvu:)
flower girl:)
lampa:)
opijena morem:)
cookie:)
cat:)
nn:)
child in time:)
aibreann:)
pinkeye:)
lena:)
filozblogija se vratila:)
argitula:)
pia:)
les yeux :)
mala chi :)
zephyrrhymes:)



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JA
-14.7.1987. sam uljepšala ovaj svijet :)
-zelene oči
-duga smeđa kosa
-ponekad nervozna
-iako ja mislim da sam smirena:)
-skeptična, cinična, sarkastična, ironična, neurotična, i još -na...
-nosim fiksni aparatić, koji uskoro skidam:)-skinula:D
-i gotovo uvijek različite čarape (nenamjerno)-kad su čarape u pitanju daltonist sam
-slabije čujem kad imam naočale, hm
-fascinira me pomisao da postoji paralelni svijet
-želim soundtrack za svoj život (otkad imam sony mp3 svaki dan ima soundtrack i smisao:))
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ovih dana čitam:
nick hornby- about a boy
haruki murakami- my sputnik sweetheart
herman hesse- damian
vladimir vinja- gramatika španjolskog jezika:)

njih slušam:
Ramones
U2
RHCP
Robbie Williams
Alanis Morissette
Đorđe Balašević
Coldplay
Franz Ferdinand
Janis Joplin
the strokes
arctic monkeys
cat power


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njih čitam
Milan Kundera - Nepodnošljiva lakoća postojanja
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Rujana Jeger-Darkroom
Milan Kundera- Smiješne ljubavi, Nepodnošljiva lakoća postojanja
Alexandre Dumas- Dama s kamelijama
Nick Hornby-Sve zbog jednog dječaka
Dostojevski-Zločin i kazna
Miljenko Jergović-Sarajevski Marlboro
Audrey Niffenegger- Žena vremenskog putnika
J.K. Rowling- Harry Potter (oni koji su čitali razumjet će me:))


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najdraže knjige
Biblija-zato što me čini jačom osobom...
Mali princ- zato što želim zauvijek ostati dijete i vidjeti bitno, očima nevidljivo (mrzim što su mi isklišeizirali Malog princa)
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a ovi filmovi mi nikad neće dosaditi:
-Život je lijep
-Love Actually
-About a Boy
-Kosa
-Amelie
-Sam u kući 1,2:)
-Little Miss Sunshine

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muškarci mog života:)

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