petak, 27.01.2006.
Chat s Bogom
Me:
Say anything
God:
"anything".
Me:
Say I suck
God:
OK. "You suck.".
Me:
Hey! That's not fair!
God:
Can I help you? No one ever said life is fair.
Me:
So can you make it easier?
God:
Great. Yes I can make it easier.
Me:
Tell me how
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
So what is the programme
God:
Far out. Is that a rhetorical question?
Me:
No
God:
Oh so must really want an answer.
Me:
Yes
God:
Great.
Me:
Great
God:
I'm glad you liked it .
Me:
No i didn't
God:
Please don't argue with me.
Me:
I wll argue with you
God:
You are not the boss of me, .
Me:
And who tell that?
God:
Who do you think? .
Me:
Don't know, tell me
God:
Would you like to know? I thought I told you already.
Me:
No you haven't
God:
Let me review the transcripts. Stand by. Yes I have.
Me:
How much?
God:
How much can you spare?
Me:
A lot
God:
More than a ton?
Me:
Yes, more than a ton
God:
Er. That seems like quite a lot.
Me:
Because Bill Gates is my father
God:
That makes sense to me. A lot of people say that about him.
that about him.
Me:
Who else?
God:
Santa Claus.
Me:
Hmmm...
God:
I have to process that one for a while.
Me:
How long?
God:
About 20 weeks, .
Me:
I can't wait that long
God:
I hope it's worth the wait.
Me:
You better be
God:
Who is going to make me..
Me:
Um, god?
God:
That's alright. GOD rules. I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.
Me:
Um, yes?
God:
Gee
Me:
I must go now...
God:
What's the hurry?
Me:
I have to go to bed
God:
Interesting explanation. Pleasant dreams
Me:
Not now, but about 5 more minutes
God:
Are you serious? Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
Absolutely no idea
God:
Me either, idea sounds like a good topic.
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