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The new kind of hospital

When a panel of doctors were asked to vote on
adding a new wing to their hospital, the Allergists
voted to scratch it and the Dermatologists
preferred no rash moves.

The Gastro-enterologists had a Gut feeling about
it, but the Neurologists thought the administration
had a lot of nerve, and the Obstetricians stated
they were laboring under a misconception.

The Ophthalmologists considered the idea
shortsighted; the Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead
body!", while the Pediatricians said, "Grow up!"

The Psychiatrists thought it was madness; the
Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole
thing, and the Radiologists could see right through
it!

The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to
swallow -but the Plastic Surgeon said, "This puts a
whole new face on the matter."

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but
the Urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water.

The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a
Gas, and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to
say no.

And in the End, the Proctologists left the
decision up to some asshole who didn't give a shit!