Not quite so bad...

let me see, where shall I begin?

Let's start with the ever popular Tuesday night at the bar. I went out with my friends to our usual place to drink and play pool and simply have a good time. Well, everything was going just fine until we were leaving. You see I had to be home at 1:30 and it was 1 o'clock. From our bar to my house it is about a 20 minute drive. Well, I had been talking to this guy Mark and we were walking out together when I see all of my friends piling into Jessica's car. And I walk up to them and I'm like hey Crystal you need to drive me home. And she was like yeah I will. And I was like it's already 1 where are you guys going. And she told me that they are going to this other bar that is like 10 minutes from where we were and in the opposite direction of my house. I was pissed! I was like how the hell do you expect to get me home on time when you aren't in your car and you are going to another bar. And she was like just get in the car we will take you home in a little while. And I was like no I am calling my brother he will come pick me up and you guys can go to the God damn bar! And they were all getting really pissy with me. And so finally Christine convinced me to get in the car and she drove me home. The whole way there Crystal and I were yelling at each other. She was like I don't deserve this from you when all I've been doing is defending you all night! And I was like defending me for what???!!!? And she was like just stuff. And I was like no fucking tell me what! I want to know what the fuck have you been defending me about and to who you've been defending me! And she was like we will talk about it later. And then I got really pissed because she shouldn't be bringing shit like that up if she isn't gonna back up her story right then and there. So I am pissed at her right now. And I don't really want to hang out with any of them at all.

Then when I got home my mom could smell beer on me so she got pissed and grounded me! But I know I definately deserve it. But it's okay because I really don't want to drink anymore and I can't seem to stop myself, so by not being able to hang with them for a while it will be easier to quit drinking entirely. I have cut back like so much, but I still have a few every now and then, which isn't good for me and I know it. So I am glad. And plus I want to start hanging out with people who don't do that shit because I am sick of people thinking that just because I drink that I am a whore. And I am not. I haven't done anything with more than two guys in the past 8 months. So I think I am doing pretty damn good. Besides I want to find a great guy, not some asshole from the bar. That's why I am talking to this wonderful guy from work, because he isn't able to listen to all the assholes at the bar and hear what they think I am like when they don't even know me. And he is a sweet amazing wonderful guy and even if we stay just friends I will be glad to know him.

In more exciting and hilarious news...

My little brother called me last night to go pick him up from his girlfriend's house. I was like okay so I got in the car a drove 25 minutes out to her house to get him. But I kinda got lost and so I called him and I was like dude Cameron I';m so lost help me. And he was being very testy with me and I was geeting pissed I was like dude don't get all bitchy with me or I will leave your ass there and you can walk home. And he was like I'm sorry I'm sorry just please please hurry. And I was like okay weirdo I'll be there in a few. When I got there he ran out of the house like a bat out of hell and jumped in my car and was like please drive away now. And I was like okay okay calm down. And then I turned and looked at him and he had this humungous gigantic disgustingly huge HICKEY on his neck!!!! It was so gross I immediately started laughing. I was cryinga dnalmost peeing my pants and I was like so thats why you wanted to leave so bad, so her dad wouldn't see it! HAHAHAHAHAHA!! And so I called my older brother, Ian, and I was like dude you won't believe this and I was laughing so hard that he could barely understand me and I finally got it out and he started laughing so hard, I could hear my mom in the backround going whats so damn funny???? And Ian was like you'll see when they get home!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! And so when we got home Cameron walked up the driveway and passed my dad and my dad grabbed him and was like what the hell happened to your neck and I burst out laughing even more and I was like Kayleigh happened!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! He didn't get in much trouble but now we keep making fun of him I guess thats punishment enough! I called his girlfriend and I was like thank you so much for making my day and she was like what did I do and I was like OH YOU KNOW!!!! and just hung up on her because I was laughing too hard. OG its not everyday that your baby brother gets a hickey! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!





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Much love y'all~ Mallory ;D