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srijeda, 30.12.2009.

College Makes My Brain Think

I'm in the final two weeks of college and I've just done the first week. It was very difficult and the highly odd pupils that surround me during it are very unhelpful.For example.. On Tuesday or Wednesday, I forget which; This guy... Let's use his first initial, J (For they are all over the internet like a rash, poxy student scum) who sits next to me was drawing on a blank sheet of paper. What he was drawing was my name, stylized in bubble letters. Just like a love sick girl would do aged 11. After I saw this I never looked back at him again for the rest of the day, for fear of being handed flowers or getting pashed.Then on Thursday a girl named after a stone, so we'll call her Pebble, asked to borrow my mobile to make a call. Being the giving sort I handed it over to her. She made the call which went something like "I got your number on my phone but I don't know you. Why do you keep calling me? Who are you?" and then handed the phone back to me saying "I've been getting prank calls". Right... So naturally ever since then I've been getting prank calls. I doesn't bother me as I seem to never notice them, I wake up the morning and I notice three or so missed calls at 3 and 5 am. If I ever do manage to notice them and answer I shall jerk off loudly down the phone line.. For why should they have all the sick and twisted thrills?Then on Friday another boy who sits next to me named R and who is very shy tried to befriend me. He wasn't very good at conversation and the most he's ever said in that regard is "Do you like Only Fools and Horses?" I lied and said yes to help him along. So being of little use conversationally he instead tried to show his affection for me by constantly offering me polos(And I mean constantly he must have watched for when I finished each one!), which I accepted up to a point. You can't get blood from a stone despite my trying to talk to him, and there are only so many sweets a boy can eat before he dies of diabetes.So that was my week in college, expressed through the characters I met along the way.

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