laguna544 diary

ponedjeljak, 30.11.2009.

Sad Face

I'm going to college on Monday for work, to prove that I know shit, innit.I'm not looking forward to it.The other children will be mean to me..:(

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subota, 28.11.2009.

Today At An Interview

The stupid cockney woman conducting the interview today in stratford said to me "What nationality are you?""British""What nationality?"".. British, I'm English""Are you really?""Yes, I was born in London""Where you been since then?""Nowhere, I was raised here""What accent is that?""Mine?"What a bitch!

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četvrtak, 26.11.2009.

It's That Classic Tale of Woe...

Boy meets trainers - boy falls in love with trainers - boy purchases trainers - boy wears trainers and bops around the shop doing a michael jackson impersonation - trainers give boy horrific blisters - boy has to wear his old crappy ones for a while... Sigh

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srijeda, 18.11.2009.

Make Your Own Alanis Morissette Song

"I Think"I Think periods are really a huge problemI Think the bleedings are too much on my mindI Think tampons have got a lot to do with why the world sucksBut what can you do?Like a red rain, beating down on meLike a James Blunt line, which won't let go of my brainLike that spanish bloke's ass, it is in my headBlame it on Being on the ragBlame it on Being on the ragBlame it on Being on the ragI Think lesbians are gonna drive us all crazyAnd my big canadian teeth make me feel like a childI Think not shaving my legs will eventually be the downfall of civilizationBut what can you do? I said what can you do?Like a red rain, beating down on meLike a James Blunt line, which won't let go of my brainLike that spanish bloke's ass, it is in my headBlame it on Being on the ragBlame it on Being on the ragBlame it on Being on the ragLike a red rain, beating down on meLike that spanish bloke's smile, cruel and coldLike James Blunt's ass, it is in my headBlame it on Being on the ragBlame it on Being on the ragBlame it on Being on the ragMake your own Alanis Morrissette song

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petak, 13.11.2009.

Jodie Marsh's Blog

http://www.jodiemarsh.tvSaturday 14th Jan 06 - I'M BACK!!!!!!! I'm home, they're all bastards and I have the best friends and family in the world. Brain = fried. Can't type properly. Need sleep & food & chocolate & dogs. Will write again when can stay awake long enough. Big Brother = shite. Chantelle to win. Thank the Lord I got out alive and in one piece.............. Very happy, too tired to even breathe, soul is withered and stomach is parched. Need a redeeming shower. Missing Pete already. ha ha. NOT!C*nts, self-obsessed c*nts. People dead in swimming pools, big scary lips, dead gorillas flying past my window, strange American whining in ear, fake boobs and 50 year old men turn into cats. Old women bitching and getting off on weird cat man. What have they done to me..............?Going now, need a rest and a fag (not Pete - a cigarette). Screw them. Promise to write tomorrow with sense and secretsx

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srijeda, 11.11.2009.

The Cygnets, They Soothe

Oooohh... A flock of Electromagnetic Cygnets, with bird flu, sweeping across Belgium.Now that's a comforting thought.None of this imitation of Sei Shonagon's Pillow Book, with it's lists of pleasing things, such as cherry blossom and saffron rice, no.Give me diseased flying animals any day over flowers.

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The Cygnets, They Soothe

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subota, 07.11.2009.

Teeth

Today I went to the village people tribute dentist, the one with the handlebar mustache. He said when he looked into my mouth, and I quote: "Impressive".So now I can claim to have impressive teeth, woop-de-doo.

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utorak, 03.11.2009.

Twenty Years - ROCK ON!

Myself - Never Celebrating New Years Eve Since 1986!

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nedjelja, 01.11.2009.

I Can't Believe That...

During christmas dinner someone actually said "I've been to MacDonald's all over the world and the best place to get Macdonald's is Amsterdam"I should have kicked them under the table for saying that, but I was weak and failed to do so.

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laguna544 diary

ponedjeljak, 30.11.2009.

Sad Face

subota, 28.11.2009.

Today At An Interview

četvrtak, 26.11.2009.

It's That Classic Tale of Woe...

srijeda, 18.11.2009.

Make Your Own Alanis Morissette Song

petak, 13.11.2009.

Jodie Marsh's Blog

srijeda, 11.11.2009.

The Cygnets, They Soothe

The Cygnets, They Soothe

subota, 07.11.2009.

Teeth

utorak, 03.11.2009.

Twenty Years - ROCK ON!

nedjelja, 01.11.2009.

I Can't Believe That...

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