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ponedjeljak, 31.08.2009.

Love Soup - As The BBC Say

I forgot to mention that my computer has long since been fixed. Old cunt face, otherwise known as Lee, my Mothers boyfriend fixed it for me. Hes an incredibly stupid person, and as a result the computer is not perfect. Had I been on the same education course or whatever the hell it was he learned about computers Id have built the new computer myself, with exactly the same parts, though the difference is it would be just perfect, and I could correctly run Creatures 2 on it, and not have a 33kb connection on a 56k modem.An example of why I dislike him so much is thus: One day whilst sitting in the lounge (Back when I used to be able to use the other rooms in the house when he was present, without wanting to snap a hideous insult his way) He started to have one of his long winded bullshit smeared rants. Fuck knows what caused it; his paper of choice is the Daily Mail, so it could have been anything And he starts painting this utterly false and puerile layer of Philosophy and Intellect about himself and starts asking me like a goggle wearing Yoda Who are you? Who is Neil Askey? Yes, but WHO are you As you can imagine it was dire, and I soon made my excuses and left the room. Fuck right off, Swami Talks-a-bunch-of-shit.A while later Im watching one of his DVDs (Which he hides in his room, so no one can watch them. Which is why I make a habit of watching at least one a week, without permission). It was a box set of Babylon 5. Suddenly this Alien dude with crazy powers that later turns out to be jack the ripper starts interrogating one of the Babylon 5 guys. Who are you? Who are you? he says, and I become quite sick as I realise he ripped off that entire wankload from the Babylon 5 dvd so he could look clever or great or whatever!Err So yeah I have a computer, of sorts But I dont have a proper Internet connection yet, and shant bother to create one till Im back from living at the Temple.A couple of weeks ago I took my cat Raj to the vets to have his balls chopped off and his kitten body pumped full of injections. A couple of days after he comes back its clear that in return for his balls, he was given the cat flu. Being the nasty virus that it is the other two cats catch it as well.My Mother is a childminder and she works from home. Being an idiot, she told everyone that the cats have cat flu, and the mother of the new baby my mother is caring for calls my mother and says Oh Ive just been to the doctor because the baby is sick, and he says shes got the cat flu.Stupid fucking bitch, humans dont get cat flu. My Mother calls up the vets and asks the receptionist if it was possible and she laughed at her, and then the vet was put on the phone and said it was impossible, which we already knew! Anyway So I take Raj to the vets to get him sorted and the vet pops his head out of the door and asks for Mr Ohsky and Reg.Then today I take Lyekka and Willow to get them sorted. How do you spell Lyekka? Why did you name her that? I should have told them their names were Muffkins and Cherry-Blossom.I have a horribly sore throat, due to having also contracted Cat Flu. So I havent been eating anything that isnt soup. The only soups they sell in cans (because who the hell wants to stand there making soups?!) that I can eat is Tomato soup But technically it being Chatamasya I shouldnt eat Tomatoes, but Im not following chatamasya. Fuck Chatamasya in the ass.So for lunch I had tomato soup and not wanting to have the same thing for dinner I went to the Chinese take away and ordered me some Wonton soup I didnt know what it was; I just liked the name, and had been seeing it advertised on the shop window every time I open my curtains in the morning. So I had to get me some. I thought the Wontons would just be little cakey dumplings like you have with stews, but a bit more noodily (What the hell was I thinking?!). I was so horribly wrong! I vomited after I removed the tentacle sucker and entrails or whatever the fuck it was from my mouth. I cant imagine myself ever again eating flesh. I think its now impossible, my body has shifted or something. The thought truly makes me retch.WONTON SOUP IS BAD, AND I WAS WANTON TO WANT IT!

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