ovaj dnevnik o kanadi navel me je na razmišljanje o vukojebinama...ak se mene pita, ja sigurno živim f jenoj...da vam objasnim kaj je vukojebina...vukojebina je dok se zgubiš f samoposlugi...vukojebina je dok te neko znariče na ulici i odnese ti novčanik...vukojebine su zmazani veceji po restoranima...vukojebine su cucki sa ogromnim jajima koji ti se kurče pred nosom i mašu s repom...vukojebina je sve ono o čemu ne govorimo jer nas je preveč sram...balkan je vukojebina...
utješno bi bilo kad bi neko izdal priručnik: "kako stvoriti vlastitu vukojebinu za idiote"...to bi nekak bilo utješno...mislim, da ti sam sebi složiš vukojebinu, ti bi bil kriv...a ovak je cjeli svjet kriv kaj je vukojebina...bolje je da se sam usereš nego da te drugi useru...a to sam odlučil napraviti ovak...
1. nabavil bum si prevelike rukavice i odrezal im prste (rukavicama, ne sebi, kak bi onda sviral)
2. nebum se pral
3. naučil bum povijest jugoslavije i skužil zakaj si kuneju vuka karađića i miru marković, te ko su oni uopće bili
4. obukel bum crnu košulju kak esdepeovci
5. naučil komplicirane psovke, kak npr. " đurđice đurđice cvatu jebem ti mamu i tatu jebem ti baku i dedu a onda si ti na redu" ili "jebem ti reljef užeg zavičaja"...ili, još bolje "izdrkam ti na leđa da misliš da je krema nivea"
6. nabavil bum si bačvu i stare novine
7. vužgal bum stare novine u bačvi
8. nabavil bum si cucka s tri noge, kroničnim buhama i nazval ga svoboda
9. fućkal bum himnu
10. ogrnul bum se zastavom
ve mi je baš pala jena ideja na pamet...odlučil sam piti samo kokakolu...za par dana bi mesto krvi f mojim žilama tekla sam kola...pa, ako bi bili žedni, samo bi me trebali fpičiti f pleksus i deti čašu ispod...pa bi se napili kole...moja jetra bi imala okus po koli...kaj oni haribo bomboni...znate da su nekad f kolu stavljali kokain?...zato se i zvala coca cola...po biljki koki...od koje se dela kokain...evo, ve znate nekaj novo...ak ste to već znali, onda si sigurno mislite, kaj ja ve tu mislim da sam jako pametan...a inače, da sprešate par novčanica, isto bi se našlo kokaina da se ubije odrasla osoba...znanstvena činjenica...
to vam je jedan od svjetskih zajeba...kaj oni avioni kaj su se vruhnuli ove godine...jeno 20 aviona sigurno...a znate onu, da kruh uvijek pada na namazanu stranu?...to vam se zove murphijev zakon...on je bil stručnjak za zajebe...da nije bilo murfija, ne bi znali zakaj se događaju takve usrane stvari...da nije bilo galilejija, da su ga vužgali na lomači, još bi uvijek mislili da živimo na ravnoj ploči...da je kopernik ne objavil svoje glupe knjige, mislili bi da smo centar svemira...ak se mene pita, ja bi htel živeti na platformi f centru svemira...a vi?...
svjetski zajebi su tema o kojoj bi se moglo puno toga reči...mislim, to nije ono dok vas neko vudri f koleno, pak si mislite koji je to svjetski zajeb...well, the world doesn't revolve around you than, does it?...da ste na platformi, onda bi se vrtel, ali, ovak su nas zajebali stoljećima prije...al ve bum vam ja nekaj rekel...niste vi krivi kaj je svjet takšni kakši je, vi bute krivi ako takšni i ostane...ne bum se usudil dirati f ante gotovinu...to mi je sestrična rekla...ako pročitaš njegovu bijografiju, na kraju buš sikak mislil da je ratni zločinac htel to priznati ili ne...makar, ja ne znam kaj da si mislim...jer mu nisam pročital bijografiju...
najveći svjetski zajebi:
1. si mi idemo f pekel................................................(nejdemo...)
2. muški ne nose haljine.................................................(nose...)
3. plavuše su glupe...................................................(pa i ja sam plavuša...hej..čekaj malo...)
4. svećenici su naši prijatelji.........................................(heh pa i nisu...)
5. policajci isto.............................................(naravno, naravno...)
6. dobro je biti jehovin svjedok....................................(eh, i nije...)
7. od jaja se najgore prdi.............................................(od graha...)
8. elvis je živ....................................................(aha...a ja sam michael jackson...ili neven ciganovic)
9. ako napumpaš curu, ona bu pobacila....................................(NEBU!!!!!!!)
10. nije dobro piti vlastitu pišalinu......................................( inače jeje....)
zakaj pobrojavam stvari?...neznam, takšno je doba...pubertet i to...baš mi je zakon kaj sam zmutiral...ak me neko zamjeni za curicu, morem im skunuti s dubokim glasom...pa onda više nema zablude...a ja nekak puno govorim...
hehe...a ve bi vi da ja pričam o pornografiji, kane?...a je...vidite, da sam bolje volje bi vam ispričal, valjda ste to čitali sam kaj vidite kaj bum rekel o pornografiji, kane?...napaljenci jeni...kaj ja znam o pornografiji, još sam mali...a i sramežljiv sam dosta, tak da me sram o tome govoriti ;-)))...eh, idem ja nekaj jest...
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H.I.M.-''Killing Loneliness''
Memories, sharp as daggers
Pierce into the flesh of today
Suicide of love took away all that matters
And buried the remains in an unmarked grave in your heart
With the venomous kiss you gave me
I'm killing loneliness (Killing loneliness)
With the warmth of your arms you saved me,
Oh, I'm killing loneliness with you
I'm killing loneliness that turned my heart into a tomb
I'm killing loneliness
Nailed to the cross, together
As solitude begs us to stay
Disappear in the night, forever
And denounce the power of death over our souls and secret words are sent to start a war
With the venomous kiss you gave me
I'm killing loneliness (Killing loneliness)
With the warmth of your arms you saved me,
I'm killing loneliness with you
I'm killing loneliness that turned my heart into a tomb
I'm killing loneliness
Killing loneliness
H.I.M.-"Join Me In Death"
Baby join me in death
Baby join me in death
Baby join me in death
We are so young
our lives have just begun
but already we're considering
escape from this world
and we've waited for so long
for this moment to come
we're so anxious to be together
together in death
Won't you die tonight for love
Baby join me in death
Won't you die
Baby join me in death
Won't you die tonight for love
Baby join me in death
This world is a cruel place
and we're here only to lose
so before life tears us apart let
death bless me with you
Won't you die tonight for love
Baby join me in death
Won't you die
Baby join me in death
Won't you die tonight for love
Baby join me in death
this life ain't worth living
this life ain't worth living
this life ain't worth living
this life ain't worth living
Won't you die tonight for love
Baby join me in death
Won't you die
Baby join me in death
Won't you die tonight for love
Baby join me in death
Baby join me in death
H.I.M.-"Behind The Crimson Door"
Covered the carcass of time with flowers
To send the scent of blame to the grave
Set the darkest thoughts on fire
And watched the ashes climb to Heaven's gates
We hide behind the crimson door
While the summer is killed by the fall
Alive behind the crimson door
While the winter sings:
"Your love will be the death of me" (Death of me)
"Your love will be the death of me"
Death served wine for lovers
Brought from the world where devils reign
And intoxicated angels with sorrow
They witnessed in the eyes of their slaves
We hide behind the crimson door
While the summer is killed by the fall
Alive behind the crimson door
While the winter sings:
"Your love will be the death of me" (Death of me)
"Your love will be the death of me"
We hide behind the crimson door
While the summer is killed by the fall
Alive behind the crimson door
while the winter sings:
"Your love will be the death of me" (Death of me)
"Your love will be the death of me"
We hide behind the crimson door
While the summer is killed by the fall
Alive behind the crimson door
while the winter sings:
"Your love will be the death of me" (Death of me)
"Your love will be the death of me"
We hide behind the crimson door
We hide behind the crimson door
We hide behind the crimson door
We hide behind the crimson door
H.I.M.-"Wings Of A Butterfly"
Heaven ablaze in our eyes
We're standing still in time
The blood on our hands is the wine
We offer as sacrifice
[Chorus]
Come on, and show them your love
Rip out the wings of a butterfly
For your soul, my love
Rip out the wings of a butterfly
For your soul
This endless mercy mile
We're crawling side by side
With hell freezing over in our eyes
Gods kneel before our crime
[Chorus]
Come on lets show, them your love
Rip out the wings of a butterfly
For your soul, my love
Rip out the wings of a butterfly
For your soul
(Rip out the wings of a butterfly)
Don’t let go
(Rip out the wings of a butterfly)
For your soul
[Chorus]
Come on, and show them your love
Rip out the wings of a butterfly
For your soul, my love
Rip out the wings of a butterfly
For your soul
(Rip out the wings of a butterfly)
Don’t let go
(Rip out the wings of a butterfly) [x2]
For your soul
H.I.M.-"The Sacrament"
I hear you breathe so far from me
I feel your touch so close and real
And I know
My church is not of silver and gold,
It's glory lies beyond judgement of souls
The commandments are of consolation and warmth
You know our sacred dream won't fail
The sanctuary tender and so frail
The sacrament of love
The sacrament of warmth is true
The sacrament is you
I hear you weep so far from me
I taste your tears like you're next to me
And I know
My weak prayers are not enough to heal
Oh the ancient wounds so deep and so dear
The revelation is of hatred and fear
You know our sacred dream won't fail
The sanctuary tender and so frail
The sacrament of love
The sacrament of warmth is true
The sacrament is you
The sacrament is you
The sacrament is you
The sacrament is you
The sacrament is you
You know our sacred dream won't fail
The sanctuary tender and so frail
The sacrament of love
The sacrament of warmth is true
The sacrament is you
You know our sacred dream won't fail
The sanctuary tender and so frail
The sacrament of love
The sacrament of warmth is true
The sacrament is you