TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America. MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? CLASS: Maria. ~~~~~~~~~~ TEACHER: Greg, how would you spell "crocodile?" GREG: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L TEACHER: No Greg, that's incorrect. GREG: Maybe it's incorrect, but you asked me how "I" spelled it. ~~~~~~~~~~ TEACHER: Ryan, what is the chemical formula for water? RYAN: H I J K L M N O TEACHER: Ryan, what are you talking about? RYAN: Well, yesterday you said it was H to O. ~~~~~~~~~~ TEACHER: Hunter, name me one important thing that we have today that we didn't have 10 years ago. HUNTER: Me ! ~~~~~~~~~~ TEACHER: Adam, why do you always get so dirty? ADAM: Well, I guess it's because I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ~~~~~~~~~~ TEACHER: Beth, give me a sentence starting with "I". BETH: I is........... TEACHER: No Beth.....Always say "I am".....not "I is". BETH: All right........."I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." ~~~~~~~~~~ TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now Alex, do you know why his father didn't punish him? ALEX: Because George still had the axe in his hand. ~~~~~~~~~~ TEACHER: Now, Macy, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? MACY: No Ma'am, I don't have to. My Mum is a good cook. ~~~~~~~~~~ TEACHER: Daniel, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's composition. Did you copy off of him? DANIEL: No teacher, it's the same dog. ~~~~~~~~~~ TEACHER: Parker, what do you call a person who keeps on talking to people who are no longer interested? PARKER: A Teacher. GRAFITI NA ZGRADAMA Znate li šta je ironija života? Ironija života ti je kad ti cijeli život netko (žena) soli pamet, a ti umreš od šećera! Vratite nam šećer u Orbit (na jednoj zgradi u Sarajevu) Neću žvake, hoću svoj KUSUR (na jednoj zgradi u Prijedoru) Društvo mekih kita (na zgradi Doma penzionera u Mostaru) Ratovanje za mir je isto što i tucanje za nevinost!!!!!!!!!! Jebo učenje, uči jebanje (na zgradi u Doboju) Oglas u jednim bosanskim novinama ?Oplođujem jajne stanice, ugradnja besplatna? Žene, pamet u glavu, a dole šta uleti Jedite govna, tisuću muha ne može biti u zabludi U alkoholu sigurno ima ženskih hormona jer kad ja popijem ne znam voziti auto i počnem pričati gluposti Ja nisam debela, ja sam žena i po (na salonu za uljepšavanje u Sarajevu) |
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