Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras
Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo mama so ugly she scares the roaches away.
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!
Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Yo mama so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles