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"The World's Worst Elephant Jokes"

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Q:What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill"
A:"Here come the elephants over the hill."

Q:What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill
wearing dark glasses?
A:Nothing, he didn't recognize them.

Q:Why do elephants wear pink tennis shoes?
A:Because white ones get dirty to fast.

Q:Why do elephants float down the river on their backs?
A:So they won't get their tennis shoes wet.

Q:Why do elephants have wrinkled ankles?
A:Because their tennis shoes are too tight.

Q:Why do elephants have wrinkled knees?
A:From playing marbles.

Q:How do you tell an elephant from a grape?
A:A grape is purple.

Q:What did Jane say when she saw the elephants?
A:"OOH look at all those grapes."(She was colorblind.)

Q:Why are elephants colored grey?
A:So you can tell them from canaries.

Q:What is it that looks like an elephant and flies?
A:A flying elephant>

Q:What is it that looks like an elephant and flies and is very dangerous?
A:A flying elephant with a machine gun.

Q:If you're colorblind how do you tell an elephant from a grape?
A:Jump around on it for awhile. If you don't get any wine it's an elephant.

Q:Why don't more elephant go to college?
A:Not too many eleplanhts finish high school.

Q:How do you put six elephants in a Volkswagen?
A:Three in front and three in back.

Q:Why do elephants need trunks?
A:Because they don't have glove compatrments.

Q:Why do elephants have flat feet?
A:From jumping out of trees.

Q:How do you know if an elephant's standing near you in an elevator?
A:By the smell of peanuts on his breath.

Q:Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar?
A:Because the're easier to get at the ballpark.

Q:How does an elephant put his trunk in a crocodile's mouth?
A:Very carefully.

Q:what do you call elephants who ride on trains?
A:Passengers.

Q:Why do girl elephants wear angora sweaters?
A:So you can tell them from boy elephants.

Q:Why does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?
A:A sheep.

Q:Why don't elephants like blue lace petticoats?
A:Who said they don't like blue lace petticoats ? ? ?

Q:Where do baby elephants come from?
A:BIG storks.

Q:What did the banana say to the elephant?
A:Nothing, bananas can't talk.

Q:Why do elephants lie on their backs with their feet in the air?
A:So they can trip birds.