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As a (semi-closeted) Reality TV junkie who used to work in The Industry, as they call it in LA-La land, Ive often contemplated the ethics of a practice utilized by reality-show producers. I call it The Omorosa Law of Reality TV.

As you may or may not know, at the end of every reality show theres a disclaimer that says something to the effect of The final decisions are based on wendy pepper judges opinions; however, the producers are given the final say. This allows them to keep a marginally-qualified but highly entertaining contestant on the air, because evil &/or crazy characters=high ratings.

Objectionable as it may be in terms of justice, I do believe this law is for the greater good. (Oh come on, you know you missed Omorosa after she got fired!!) I mean, would Project Runway have gotten renewed sans Wendy Pepper? Every show needs a villain; its Screen Writing 101!

Enter Ramona on HGTVs Design Star. As soon as I saw her credits she is a found objects artist I figured she had been cast as the villain who would stay on for a while despite her obvious inferiority like Jade in cycle 5 of Top Model.

As the show progressed, Ramonas craziness became more apparent. Naturally, I was grateful for the Omorosa clause, as I figured that come hell or high water, the powers that be would find a way to keep her on the show and keep the laughs coming.

Now I know what people mean when they call a nutty person a character; I mean, a show, scripted or not, is nothing without characters, and Ramona made the episode, IMHO.
How, you ask? Oh let me count the ways! Aside from her aforementioned credits, the first thing that tipped me off to Ramonas kookiness was her use of the paintbrush-as-a-hair-ornament. Now even I have, in a pinch, used a pencil to keep the hair out of my face, but ON NATIONAL TV?? I dont think so.

Next, Ramona tells everyone that she wants to do a beautiful mural in the room that she and a few others are designing. As a designer myself, Im imagining all of the murals that Ive had to paint over while staging a house for sale and thinking STOP HER!! Murals are rarely a good thing in a space that needs to be liked by, say, more than two people. A peice of wall-art is referred to as a canvas for a reason it belongs ON CANVAS, not on walls!!

Although some of the designers tried to make her understand this, they ended up giving into her, which was when I figured that they knew something we viewers didnt: Ramona was going to march to the beat of her own drummer (a beat that no one else could make sense of, to be sure.) This projection of mine ended up being true in ways I could never have forcasted!!

Now, the designers were given a mere 24 hours to design the space (which was the NYC townhouse where theyre living). Knowing from personal experience that time management is NOT a designers strong suit, I knew theyd be waaay behind schedule by the time they actually started putting the wendy pepper together. mythbusters kari Dumpster Diving" align="left" height="106" hspace="20" vspace="20" wendy pepper />

Now, usually time-crunch panic has a way of making people focus on the job at hand, but not Ramona!!

Instead of helping with the room, theres Ramona, out dumpster diving. She emerges with a box on her head, a vacuum in hand and some other undecipherable crap. We hear her say something like I dont india vs australia the word trash, because it implies that things can no longer be of use. Be afraid. Be very afraid!!

We see her teammates frantically painting the boxing days (of course they have to do this ASAP, because paint has to dry). And then we see Ramona& finger-painting her vacuum with plaster!! To be fair, she says shes making a sculpture. A sculpture that, apparently, will be so beautiful that its more important than mere wall-painting. Silly moi.

As they start to deduce the fact that Ramonas wendy pepper big on prioritizing, the other designers inquire about her plans for the mural. Or, more likely, theyre terrified of what shell litter the walls with. So she sketches two potential themes.

Now earlier, when everyone started commenting on how gorgeous fellow designer Temple is, it came out that Temple was Miss Utah. To her credit, she seemed somewhat embarrassed by this admission (sort of like when I admit to having been a cheerleader& yikes).

Ramona is so excited by this embarrassing factoid that she wants to do a mural of Miss Utah I kid you not, thats what she presents as option #1. Option #2 is likened to a childs drawing, which is pretty hideous too. Given the choices, everyone (including Miss Utah herself) votes for option 2; now they musnt witness Ramonas interpretation of the former. its a wonderful life hspace="20" vspace="20" width="165" />

Next thing we know, times up and& ewww- yep, thats a childs drawing all right a childs drawing of MISS UTAH!! I thought that idea got voted down?! Apparently everyone else did too, judging by their faces at the voting panel when the judges inquired about this, Ramona cloverfield some sort of doublespeak to explain how she arrived at her wendy pepper to do Miss Utah despite the consensus that she NOT do it& Apparently Ramona lives on a planet where no means yes or maybe, as Bill Clinton taught us during Lewinsky-gate, wendy pepper depends on what your interpretation of is is.

When asked to explain herself, Ramona says that no one on the show is advanced enough to understand her work by likening herself to a modern day Van Gogh (people thought Van Goghs work was ugly too back then).

So when it came time to decide who gets the boot, I was so enthralled by all of Miss Monas kookiness that I was thanking God for the Omorosa Law. Surely, despite all of Ramonas detriments, the Omorosa Law would prevail and TPTB would find a reason, any reason, to get rid of someone else (like Donna, that annoying Designer/Flight Attendant from Texas!)

Sure enough, during the judging, Design Stars host, Mr. (creepy) wendy pepper called out Donna wendy pepper started harping on her horrific budgeting skills. The guys that did the patio lost A WHOLE DAY because she had taken off without giving them money for materials!! And her room was totally botched, as Donna wendy pepper on positioning the couch so that it blocked the rooms traffic flow!!

Surely he was making a case for why Donnas contribution was more devastating than Ramonas!! Surely he was going to honor The Omorosa Law!!
Oh NOH he DID-unnt!
NOoo!!!!

Now well be forced to endure an entire season without the true Design Star!! They just killed off their most colorful character!!

But fear not, fellow character-lovers. wendy pepper set us up for the P.R. Ages (Post Ramona, of course.) In her videotaped Last Will and Testament/Exit Interview, Ramona nominated contestant Tym to fill her shoes as the new Ramona.

However, as of Episode 3, it looks like Donnas the one to watch& and I think the only reason shes lasted this long is The you-know-what.

Vapidly,

Jenna