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ponedjeljak, 13.10.2008.

Sluz

Snašlo me. Prehladih se gadno. Pet dana traje i ne popušta. Proizvodim sluz ko polje puževa. Nisam pojma imala da u čovjeku toliko sluzi može bit i u tolikom rasponu boja. Kako ponižavajuće za novinara rubrike Zdravlje...... “Spring is not the best of seasons. Cold and flu are two good reasons; wind and rain and other sorrow, warm today and cold tomorrow. Whoever said Spring was romantic? The word that best applies is frantic!” “Chain letters are the postal equivalent of intestinal flu: you get it and pass it along to your friends” “People get so in the habit of worry that if you save them from drowning and put them on a bank to dry in the sun with hot chocolate and muffins they wonder whether they are catching cold.” “A person often catches a cold when a mother-in-law comes to visit. Patients mentioned mothers-in-law so often that we came to consider them a common cause of disease in the United States.” Thomas Holmes quotes “Skiing: the art of catching cold and going broke while rapidly heading nowhere at great personal risk.”

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