We owe something to extravagance, for thrift and adventure seldom go hand in hand.
The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf.
Doubt 'til thou canst doubt no more...doubt is thought and thought is life. Systems which end doubt are devices for drugging thought.
It?s like your batteries get low, and you need to charge them on someone else?s story.
Fresh clean sheets are one of life's small joys.
The more freedom we enjoy, the greater the responsibility we bear, toward others as well as ourselves.
There are plenty of good five-cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they cost a quarter. What this country needs is a good five-cent nickel.
Absolute faith corrupts as absolutely as absolute power.
Books...are like lobster shells, we surround ourselves with 'em, then we grow out of 'em and leave 'em behind, as evidence of our earlier stages of development.
There are two types of people--those who come into a room and say, 'Well, here I am!' and those who come in and say, 'Ah, there you are.'
Intimacy is what makes a marriage, not a ceremony, not a piece of paper from the state.
Always be nice to those younger than you, because they are the ones who will be writing about you.
A few seconds later, I tripped over a steel staircase, bashing my shins.
I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education.
I ended up stepping on her stomach as the crowd pushed me past her, but by then I don't think she was feeling anything.
We require from buildings two kinds of goodness: first, the doing their practical duty well: then that they be graceful and pleasing in doing it.
My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of the pessimists.
Treat all disasters as if they were trivialities but never treat a triviality as if it were a disaster.
He who boasts of his ancestry is praising the deeds of another.
Keep your broken arm inside your sleeve.
We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.
The art of dining well is no slight art, the pleasure not a slight pleasure.
Don't be afraid to take a big step if one is indicated. You can't cross a chasm in two small jumps.
I cannot believe that the inscrutable universe turns on an axis of suffering; surely the strange beauty of the world must somewhere rest on pure joy!
The truth is always a compound of two half- truths, and you never reach it, because there is always something more to say.
Everything of importance has been said before by somebody who did not discover it.
It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
I am not young enough to know everything.
Everything of importance has been said before by somebody who did not discover it.
Nor do not saw the air too much with your hand, thus, but use all gently. For in the very torrent, tempest, and as I may say, whirlwind of passion, you must acquire and beget a temperance that may give it smoothness.
Laughing is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one spot.
There is a tragic flaw in our precious Constitution, and I don't know what can be done to fix it. This is it: Only nut cases want to be president.
Could you imagine how horrible things would be if we always told others how we felt? Life would be intolerably bearable.
I barely had time to register them before those rifles were pointed at me.
I'm moving, but don't worry! Someone once told me we're all on the same planet, so I'll be okay!
Anger at lies lasts forever. Anger at truth can't last.
Censorship, like charity, should begin at home; but, unlike charity, it should end there.
The happiest is the person who suffers the least pain; the most miserable who enjoys the least pleasure.
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
Refuse to be ill. Never tell people you are ill; never own it to yourself. Illness is one of those things which a man should resist on principle.
Even the best of friends need time apart.
He who is not very strong in memory should not meddle with lying.
Therefore search and see if there is not some place where you may invest your humanity.
It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing.
Sorrow was like the wind. It came in gusts.
Gratitude is the most exquisite form of courtesy.
I barely had time to register them before those rifles were pointed at me.
Over the years your bodies become walking autobiographies, telling friends and strangers alike of the minor and major stresses of your lives.
If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm.
He's simply got the instinct for being unhappy highly developed.
I looked up and saw a bunch of military-looking guys in coveralls, holding big, bulky rifles and wearing hooded gas masks with tinted face-plates.
The whole dream of democracy is to raise the proletarian to the level of stupidity attained by the bourgeois.
Never rely on the glory of the morning nor the smiles of your mother-in-law.
At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote.
Where we have strong emotions, we're liable to fool ourselves.
Let us so live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
Any transition serious enough to alter your definition of self will require not just small adjustments in your way of living and thinking but a full-on metamorphosis.
I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER.
We bear the world and we make it... There was never a great man who had not a great mother - it is hardly an exaggeration.
In America, through pressure of conformity, there is freedom of choice, but nothing to choose from.
I write because I'm afraid to say some things out loud.
To be willing to die for an idea is to set a rather high price on conjecture.
You never know how a horse will pull until you hook him up to a heavy load.
We thought, because we had power, we had wisdom.
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
In all affairs it's a healthy thing now and then to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted.
You can have it all. You just can't have it all at once.
Nothing is as simple as we hope it will be.
Do not believe that he who seeks to comfort you lives untroubled among the simple and quiet words that sometimes do you good. His life has much difficulty... Were it otherwise he would never have been able to find those words.
Neither did the cop car that went past, nor the firetruck, nor the next three cop-cars.
I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
Confidence is the sexiest thing a woman can have. It's much sexier than any body part.
The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances: if there is any reaction, both are transformed.
Fresh clean sheets are one of life's small joys.
Never fear the want of business. A man who qualifies himself well for his calling, never fails of employment.
The toughest thing about success is that you've got to keep on being a success. Talent is only a starting point in this business. You've got to keep on working that talent. Someday I'll reach for it and it won't be there.
The most beautiful adventures are not those we go to seek.
So act that your principle of action might safely be made a law for the whole world.
You never know how a horse will pull until you hook him up to a heavy load.
The knowledge of the world is only to be acquired in the world, and not in a closet.
Be a good listener. Your ears will never get you in trouble.
I'd never looked down the barrel of a gun before, but everything you've heard about the experience is true.
Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke.
Doubt 'til thou canst doubt no more...doubt is thought and thought is life. Systems which end doubt are devices for drugging thought.
We learn and grow and are transformed not so much by what we do but by why and how we do it.
I went up the stairs cautiously, not able to use my hands.
One thing I've learned in all these years is not to make love when you really don't feel it; there's probably nothing worse you can do to yourself than that.
Nothing is so good for an ignorant man as silence; and if he was sensible of this he would not be ignorant.
More movement, and the sense of bodies being shackled in alongside of me.
The most important thing in communication is to hear what isn't being said.
We can be sure that the greatest hope for maintaining equilibrium in the face of any situation rests within ourselves.
While we have the gift of life, it seems to me that only tragedy is to allow part of us to die - whether it is our spirit, our creativity, or our glorious uniqueness.
Someone dragged me by my arms out onto the road, then shoved me, stumbling, down a paved road.
Go through your phone book, call people and ask them to drive you to the airport. The ones who will drive you are your true friends. The rest aren't bad people; they're just acquaintances.
There are no wise few. Every aristocracy that has ever existed has behaved, in all essential points, exactly like a small mob.
I never know how much of what I say is true.
There are two types of people--those who come into a room and say, 'Well, here I am!' and those who come in and say, 'Ah, there you are.'
I'm moving, but don't worry! Someone once told me we're all on the same planet, so I'll be okay!
A physicist is an atom's way of knowing about atoms.
As soon as you trust yourself, you will know how to live.
Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject which will not bear raillery is suspicious, and a jest which will not bear serious examination is false wit.
Where facts are few, experts are many.
Each individual woman's body demands to be accepted on its own terms.
I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches.
Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt of, not swallowed.
I opened my mouth, then shut it, then, very slowly, I held my hands up in front of me.
Good company and good discourse are the very sinews of virtue.
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?
What's another word for Thesaurus?
Laughter is supposed to be the best medicine, however, it should never be at the expense of someone?s feelings or ignoring truth.
He who labors diligently need never despair; for all things are accomplished by diligence and labor.
Turn the world over on its side and everything loose will land in Los Angeles.
I never met anybody who said when they were a kid, "I wanna grow up and be a critic."
There is an evil tendency underlying all our technology - the tendency to do what is reasonable even when it isn't any good.
A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
I believe that all government is evil, and that trying to improve it is largely a waste of time.
Our lives teach us who we are.
Cheese - milk's leap toward immortality.
If there is one thing worse than being an ugly duckling in a house of swans, it's having the swans pretend there's no difference.
What's the earth With all its art, verse, music, worth - Compared with love, found, gained, and kept?
You have to have funny faces and words, you can't just have words. It is a powerful thing, and I think that's why it's hard for people to imagine that women can do that, be that powerful.
He's simply got the instinct for being unhappy highly developed.
Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke.
Whenever evil befalls us, we ought to ask ourselves, after the first suffering, how we can turn it into good. So shall we take occasion, from one bitter root, to raise perhaps many flowers.
If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke.
Beginning today, treat everyone you meet as if they were going to be dead by midnight. Extend them all the care, kindness and understanding you can muster. Your life will never be the same again.
In America, they want you to accomplish these great feats, to pull off these David Copperfield-type stunts. You want me to be great, but you don't ever want me to say I'm great?
Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.
The most beautiful adventures are not those we go to seek.
An idealist is one who, on noticing that a rose smells better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup.
Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half the time.
The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it.
You freeze where you are, time stops, and your heart thunders in your ears.
Love truth, and pardon error.
There are always survivors at a massacre. Among the victors, if nowhere else.
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it.
I love my past. I love my present. I'm not ashamed of what I've had, and I'm not sad because I have it no longer.
Nothing is as certain as that the vices of leisure are gotten rid of by being busy.
Keep your broken arm inside your sleeve.
Looks are part of business. A businessman should never stand out more than his customers. His mannerisms, his clothes, everything about him... Moderation is the key.
You could get on a boat there, get away. That fit with the terrorism hypothesis.
If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke.
You can learn as much - or more - from one glance at a private space as you can from hours of exposure to a public face.
Our lives teach us who we are.
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime.
I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.
We have really everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language.
Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work.
A hypocrite is a person who--but who isn't?
People everywhere confuse what they read in newspapers with news.
Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.
Play: Work that you enjoy doing for nothing.
Is there life before death?
You can't have a light without a dark to stick it in.
It is wonderful how quickly you get used to things, even the most astonishing.
We've got to get my friend to a hospital --"
He had learned over the years that poor people did not feel so poor when allowed to give occasionally.
I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this.
A moment later, I caught my breath, but I didn't say anything.
Laughing is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one spot.
It was a military-looking Jeep, like an armored Hummer, only it didn't have any military insignia on it.
It was enough to make a body ashamed of the human race.
We rarely think people have good sense unless they agree with us.
An idealist is one who, on noticing that a rose smells better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup.
It is better to have loved and lost than never to have lost at all.
When we ask for advice, we are usually looking for an accomplice.
I am careful not to confuse excellence with perfection. Excellence, I can reach for; perfection is God's business.
It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
More bodies were roughly shoved in beside me.
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?
They can conquer who believe they can.
Every moment of one's existence one is growing into more or retreating into less.
I hope that when I die, people say about me, 'Boy, that guy sure owed me a lot of money.'
I phoned my dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter.
The older I grow, the less important the comma becomes. Let the reader catch his own breath.
America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.
He who will not reason is a bigot; he who cannot is a fool; and he who dares not is a slave.
Nothing is as simple as we hope it will be.
A man without ambition is dead. A man with ambition but no love is dead. A man with ambition and love for his blessings here on earth is ever so alive. Having been alive, it won't be so hard in the end to lie down and rest.
Sometimes love will pick you up by the short hairs...and jerk the heck out of you.
My head rang like a gong.
Cheese - milk's leap toward immortality.
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime.
Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic.
We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong.
The trouble with being poor is that it takes up all of your time.
All things are difficult before they are easy.
The first duty of a leader is to make himself be loved without courting love. To be loved without 'playing up' to anyone - even to himself.
I don't like composers who think. It gets in the way of their plagiarism.
There ain't no free lunches in this country. And don't go spending your whole life commiserating that you got raw deals. You've got to say, 'I think that if I keep working at this and want it bad enough I can have it.'
The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence whatever that it is not utterly absurd; indeed in view of the silliness of the majority of mankind, a widespread belief is more likely to be foolish than sensible.
Love is the ability and willingness to allow those that you care for to be what they choose for themselves without any insistence that they satisfy you.
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
My eyes swam and watered and I literally couldn't breathe through the pain.
It is a paradoxical but profoundly true and important principle of life that the most likely way to reach a goal is to be aiming not at that goal itself but at some more ambitious goal beyond it.
There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.
The excellence of a gift lies in its appropriateness rather than in its value.
A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done.
The only difference between a rut and a grave... is in their dimensions.
Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances: if there is any reaction, both are transformed.
He's simply got the instinct for being unhappy highly developed.
You have no control over what the other guy does. You only have control over what you do.
It is not much for its beauty that makes a claim upon men's hearts, as for that subtle something, that quality of air that emanates from old trees, that so wonderfully changes and renews a weary spirit.
While we have the gift of life, it seems to me that only tragedy is to allow part of us to die - whether it is our spirit, our creativity, or our glorious uniqueness.
Hearing voices no one else can hear isn't a good sign, even in the wizarding world.
I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy.
Act as if it were impossible to fail.
I wrote myself a check for ten million dollars for acting services rendered and dated it Thanksgiving 1995. I put it in my wallet and it deteriorated. And then, just before Thanksgiving 1995, I found out I was going to make ten million dollars for Dumb & Dumber. I put that check in the casket with my father because it was our dream together.
I must create a system, or be enslaved by another man's.
Without the capacity to provide its own information, the mind drifts into randomness.
I wanted to flag you down because my friend was bleeding. Someone stabbed him."
Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.
Everything of importance has been said before by somebody who did not discover it.
The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.
As I neared her, I bent to help her up, and was nearly knocked over her.
We inhereit from our ancestors gifts so often taken for granted... Each of us contains within... this inheritance of soul. We are links between the ages, containing past and present expectations, sacred memories and future promise.
A man can do all things if he but wills them.
Seize opportunity by the beard, for it is bald behind.
I got up the third step and reached for the fourth, but it wasn't there.
Be sincere; be brief; be seated.
Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.
It's a dangerous business going out your front door.
Go through your phone book, call people and ask them to drive you to the airport. The ones who will drive you are your true friends. The rest aren't bad people; they're just acquaintances.
Enjoy your own life without comparing it with that of another.
When everyone is against you, it means that you are absolutely wrong-- or absolutely right.
Be courteous to all, but intimate with few; and let those few be well tried before you give them your confidence.
To be nobody but yourself in a world which is doing its best day and night to make you like everybody else means to fight the hardest battle which any human being can fight and never stop fighting.
The car skidded to a stop just in front of me, and I jumped back and lost my balance and ended up on the road.
I'm glad I didn't have to fight in any war. I'm glad I didn't have to pick up a gun. I'm glad I didn't get killed or kill somebody. I hope my kids enjoy the same lack of manhood.
If there is one thing worse than being an ugly duckling in a house of swans, it's having the swans pretend there's no difference.
Bear in mind that you should conduct yourself in life as at a feast.
A poem is no place for an idea.
Anything looked at closely becomes wonderful.
Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
Peace is when time doesn't matter as it passes by.
Part of being creative is learning how to protect your freedom. That includes freedom from avarice.
I never met anybody who said when they were a kid, "I wanna grow up and be a critic."
The creative is the place where no one else has ever been. You have to leave the city of your comfort and go into the wilderness of your intuition. What you'll discover will be wonderful. What you'll discover will be yourself.
Sometimes you can't see yourself clearly until you see yourself through the eyes of others.
The strongest principle of growth lies in human choice.
Without the capacity to provide its own information, the mind drifts into randomness.
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
There are plenty of good five-cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they cost a quarter. What this country needs is a good five-cent nickel.
Creative work is play. It is free speculation using materials of one's chosen form.
Nothing has a stronger influence psychologically on their environment and especially on their children than the unlived life of the parent.
She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
Let not thy will roar, when thy power can but whisper.
All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.
The next time a car appeared down Market Street, I stepped right out into the road, waving my arms over my head, shouting.
People fail forward to success.
So many of our dreams at first seem impossible, then they seem improbable, and then, when we summon the will, they soon become inevitable.
If you don't know where you are going, you will probably end up somewhere else.
You have no control over what the other guy does. You only have control over what you do.
Oh, I don't blame Congress. If I had $600 billion at my disposal, I'd be irresponsible, too.
We think in generalities, but we live in detail.
The happiest is the person who suffers the least pain; the most miserable who enjoys the least pleasure.
Fig Newton: The force required to accelerate a fig 39.37 inches per sec.
If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm.
We may not imagine how our lives could be more frustrating and complex--but Congress can.
All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.
Work saves us from three great evils: boredom, vice and need.
Fig Newton: The force required to accelerate a fig 39.37 inches per sec.
What more felicity can fall to creature, than to enjoy delight with liberty.
Thomas Jefferson once said, 'We should never judge a president by his age, only by his works.' And ever since he told me that, I stopped worrying.
Insanity in individuals is something rare - but in groups, parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule.
Sometimes you can't see yourself clearly until you see yourself through the eyes of others.
Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt of, not swallowed.
To be willing to die for an idea is to set a rather high price on conjecture.
Never esteem anything as of advantage to you that will make you break your word or lose your self-respect.
Sometimes when you innovate, you make mistakes. It is best to admit them quickly, and get on with improving your other innovations.
Now is the time for all good men to come to.
A doctor saves lives -- It's up to people to create lives that are worth saving.
Books...are like lobster shells, we surround ourselves with 'em, then we grow out of 'em and leave 'em behind, as evidence of our earlier stages of development.
I mean, I knew that in the abstract there were terrorists somewhere in the world, but they didn't really represent any risk to me.
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime.
Play: Work that you enjoy doing for nothing.
Nothing in the world can take the place of Persistence. Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful men with talent. Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not; the world is full of educated derelicts. Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent. The slogan 'Press On' has solved and always will solve the problems of the human race.
The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.
The first precept was never to accept a thing as true until I knew it as such without a single doubt.
The louder he talked of his honor, the faster we counted our spoons.
Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.
Beginning today, treat everyone you meet as if they were going to be dead by midnight. Extend them all the care, kindness and understanding you can muster. Your life will never be the same again.
Music is essentially useless, as life is.
We should be eternally vigilant against attempts to check the expression of opinions that we loathe.
The car skidded to a stop just in front of me, and I jumped back and lost my balance and ended up on the road.
This world is given as the prize for the men in earnest; and that which is true of this world, is truer still of the world to come.
The crux... is that the vast majority of the mass of the universe seems to be missing.
My head rang like a gong.
To believe in God or in a guiding force because someone tells you to is the height of stupidity. We are given senses to receive our information within. With our own eyes we see, and with our own skin we feel. With our intelligence, it is intended that we understand. But each person must puzzle it out for himself or herself.
There is surely a piece of divinity in us, something that was before the elements, and owes no homage unto the sun.
I am careful not to confuse excellence with perfection. Excellence, I can reach for; perfection is God's business.
It's takin' whatever comes your way, the good AND the bad, that give life flavor. It's all the stuff rolled together that makes life worth livin'.
The dead might as well try to speak to the living as the old to the young.
Cheese - milk's leap toward immortality.
I guess we'd be living in a boring, perfect world if everybody wished everybody else well.
Even the fear of death is nothing compared to the fear of not having lived authentically and fully.
Terrorists killed a lot fewer people than bathroom falls and accidental electrocutions.
I lived what most people call the good life. I was happy, but deep inside I always felt that, with the short amount of time we are given to live and love in this world, we spend too much time loving things instead of people.
I was in total darkness now and I strained my ears to hear what was going on with my friends.
I cried out and my own voice was muffled by the hood.
At a dinner party one should eat wisely but not too well, and talk well but not too wisely.
I am careful not to confuse excellence with perfection. Excellence, I can reach for; perfection is God's business.
We are able to laugh when we achieve detachment, if only for a moment.
It is your work in life that is the ultimate seduction.
We play the hands of cards life gives us. And the worst hands can make us the best players.
I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me they are wonderful things for other people to go on.
To repeat what others have said, requires education; to challenge it, requires brains.
Happiness is not a station you arrive at, but a manner of traveling.
I have enjoyed greatly the second blooming... suddenly you find - at the age of 50, say - that a whole new life has opened before you.
We bear the world and we make it... There was never a great man who had not a great mother - it is hardly an exaggeration.
Life is a great big canvas; throw all the paint on it you can.
It's very hard to take yourself too seriously when you look at the world from outer space.
An honest politician is one who, when he is bought, will stay bought.
Howard Hughes was able to afford the luxury of madness, like a man who not only thinks he is Napoleon but hires an army to prove it.
The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf.
The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.
Meetings are indispensable when you don't want to do anything.
The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.
Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.
History is more or less bunk.
If you would be a real seeker after truth, it is necessary that at least once in your life you doubt, as far as possible, all things.
The world tolerates conceit from those who are successful, but not from anybody else.
Only some people get what they want. Those are the people who show up to get it.
Censorship, like charity, should begin at home; but, unlike charity, it should end there.
Reading well is one of the great pleasures that solitude can afford you.
Do not be awe struck by other people and try to copy them. Nobody can be you as efficiently as you can.
There is still a difference between something and nothing, but it is purely geometrical and there is nothing behind the geometry.
Where we have strong emotions, we're liable to fool ourselves.
Every moment of one's existence one is growing into more or retreating into less.
You never know how a horse will pull until you hook him up to a heavy load.
Never fear the want of business. A man who qualifies himself well for his calling, never fails of employment.
He had learned over the years that poor people did not feel so poor when allowed to give occasionally.
Silent gratitude isn't much use to anyone.
The charity that hastens to proclaim its good deeds, ceases to be charity, and is only pride and ostentation.
When everyone is against you, it means that you are absolutely wrong-- or absolutely right.
I don't believe in intuition. When you get sudden flashes of perception, it is just the brain working faster than usual. But you've been getting ready to know it for a long time, and when it comes, you feel you've known it always.
A joke's a very serious thing.
Play: Work that you enjoy doing for nothing.
Never eat more than you can lift.
Difficulties are meant to rouse, not discourage. The human spirit is to grow strong by conflict.
For the most part, fear is nothing but an illusion. When you share it with someone else, it tends to disappear.
You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing.
A billion here, a billion there, pretty soon it adds up to real money.
It's very hard to take yourself too seriously when you look at the world from outer space.
The greatest thing in the world is to know how to belong to oneself.
The car skidded to a stop just in front of me, and I jumped back and lost my balance and ended up on the road.
I like coincidences. They make me wonder about destiny, and whether free will is an illusion or just a matter of perspective. They let me speculate on the idea of some master plan that, from time to time, we're allowed to see out of the corner of our eye.
One thing I've learned in all these years is not to make love when you really don't feel it; there's probably nothing worse you can do to yourself than that.
The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth that it prevents you from achieving.
Well done is better than well said.
Results! Why, man, I have gotten a lot of results. I know several thousand things that won't work.
Winning is important to me, but what brings me real joy is the experience of being fully engaged in whatever I'm doing.
Newspapermen learn to call a murderer 'an alleged murderer' and the King of England 'the alleged King of England' to avoid libel suits.
Happiness is not a station you arrive at, but a manner of traveling.
He who will not reason is a bigot; he who cannot is a fool; and he who dares not is a slave.
We've got to get my friend to a hospital --"
When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
Whatever you do, do it to the purpose; do it thoroughly, not superficially. Go to the bottom of things. Any thing half done, or half known, is in my mind, neither done nor known at all. Nay, worse, for it often misleads.
If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read "President Can't Swim".
One's destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.
The only thing that saves us from the bureaucracy is inefficiency. An efficient bureaucracy is the greatest threat to liberty.
How we remember, what we remember and why we remember form the most personal map of our individuality.
Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.
A smiling face is half the meal.
Intimacy is being seen and known as the person you truly are.
You need only reflect that one of the best ways to get yourself a reputation as a dangerous citizen these days is to go about repeating the very phrases which our founding fathers used in the struggle for independence.
Only some people get what they want. Those are the people who show up to get it.
You cannot make a man by standing a sheep on its hind legs. But by standing a flock of sheep in that position you can make a crowd of men.
What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of high living.
I cannot believe that the inscrutable universe turns on an axis of suffering; surely the strange beauty of the world must somewhere rest on pure joy!
We can be sure that the greatest hope for maintaining equilibrium in the face of any situation rests within ourselves.
Being in politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important.
A moment later, I caught my breath, but I didn't say anything.
Genius is one per cent inspiration, ninety-nine per cent perspiration.
There is no nonsense so errant that it cannot be made the creed of the vast majority by adequate governmental action.
If you think you can win, you can win. Faith is necessary to victory.
A smiling face is half the meal.
I believe in God, only I spell it Nature.
A billion here, a billion there, pretty soon it adds up to real money.
There are always survivors at a massacre. Among the victors, if nowhere else.
Beginning today, treat everyone you meet as if they were going to be dead by midnight. Extend them all the care, kindness and understanding you can muster. Your life will never be the same again.
The summer night is like a perfection of thought.
I got up the third step and reached for the fourth, but it wasn't there.
To be willing to die for an idea is to set a rather high price on conjecture.
The car skidded to a stop just in front of me, and I jumped back and lost my balance and ended up on the road.
Sack over my head and cinched it tight around my windpipe.
I don't own a cell phone or a pager. I just hang around everyone I know, all the time. If someone wants to get a hold of me, they just say 'Mitch,' and I say 'what?' and turn my head slightly.
When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
I would be the most content if my children grew up to be the kind of people who think decorating consists mostly of building enough bookshelves.
Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future.
The freedom of all is essential to my freedom.
If the only prayer you ever say in your whole life is "thank you," that would suffice.
Even the fear of death is nothing compared to the fear of not having lived authentically and fully.
When we lose one we love, our bitterest tears are called forth by the memory of hours when we loved not enough.
Is love supposed to last throughout all time, or is it like trains changing at random stops. If I loved her, how could I leave her? If I felt that way then, how come I don't feel anything now?
Where so many hours have been spent in convincing myself that I am right, is there not some reason to fear I may be wrong?
I don't like composers who think. It gets in the way of their plagiarism.
The freethinking of one age is the common sense of the next.
My home is not a place, it is people.
Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
Laughing is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one spot.
Dance is the hidden language of the soul.
It's a dangerous business going out your front door.
It is impossible to walk rapidly and be unhappy.
I have very strong feelings about how you lead your life. You always look ahead, you never look back.
To be able to fill leisure intelligently is the last product of civilization, and at present very few people have reached this level.
We do not believe if we do not live and work according to our belief.
To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals.
Be honorable yourself if you wish to associate with honorable people.
Anger at lies lasts forever. Anger at truth can't last.
When your work speaks for itself, don't interrupt.
Never does the human soul appear so strong and noble as when it foregoes revenge and dares to forgive an injury.
The true mystery of the world is the visible, not the invisible.
You can't separate peace from freedom because no one can be at peace unless he has his freedom.
The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can. Strike him as hard as you can, and keep moving on.
Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.
What we become depends on what we read after all of the professors have finished with us. The greatest university of all is a collection of books.
When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be disappointed to discover they are not it.
Sometime they'll give a war and nobody will come.
You couldn't even prove the White House staff sane beyond a reasonable doubt.
One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say.
Up ahead, I saw someone, a middle-aged lady in a hippie dress, falter and fall.
Always be nice to those younger than you, because they are the ones who will be writing about you.
Be careful that victories do not carry the seed of future defeats.
When the gods wish to punish us, they answer our prayers.
Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it.
It's never just a game when you're winning.
There?s so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?
You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty.
The most important thing in communication is to hear what isn't being said.
In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
There is still a difference between something and nothing, but it is purely geometrical and there is nothing behind the geometry.
Temptation rarely comes in working hours. It is in their leisure time that men are made or marred.
Man is only miserable so far as he thinks himself so.
My home is not a place, it is people.
The cloning of humans is on most of the lists of things to worry about from Science, along with behaviour control, genetic engineering, transplanted heads, computer poetry and the unrestrained growth of plastic flowers.
Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.
The people I distrust most are those who want to improve our lives but have only one course of action.
I ended up stepping on her stomach as the crowd pushed me past her, but by then I don't think she was feeling anything.
I daresay one profits more by the mistakes one makes off one's own bat than by doing the right thing on somebody's else advice.
A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top .
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man.
It was a military-looking Jeep, like an armored Hummer, only it didn't have any military insignia on it.
Feeling grateful to or appreciative of someone or something in your life actually attracts more of the things that you appreciate and value into your life.
Creative work is play. It is free speculation using materials of one's chosen form.
Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
Worries go down better with soup than without.
Sooner or later, we've got to work at it, no matter how many other careers we've had or wanted.
I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.
Every day you may make progress. Every step may be fruitful. Yet there will stretch out before you an ever-lengthening, ever-ascending, ever-improving path. You know you will never get to the end of the journey. But this, so far from discouraging, only adds to the joy and glory of the climb.
What children take from us, they give?We become people who feel more deeply, question more deeply, hurt more deeply, and love more deeply.
You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty.
We rocked to a stop still on a downslope.
Maybe they were terrorists!
Refuse to be ill. Never tell people you are ill; never own it to yourself. Illness is one of those things which a man should resist on principle.
If there is one thing worse than being an ugly duckling in a house of swans, it's having the swans pretend there's no difference.
I have enjoyed greatly the second blooming... suddenly you find - at the age of 50, say - that a whole new life has opened before you.
Learning to live in the present moment is part of the path of joy.
Sometimes love will pick you up by the short hairs...and jerk the heck out of you.
Do something every day that you don't want to do; this is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain.
There are a terrible lot of lies going around the world, and the worst of it is half of them are true.
When we lose one we love, our bitterest tears are called forth by the memory of hours when we loved not enough.
I have very strong feelings about how you lead your life. You always look ahead, you never look back.
All things are difficult before they are easy.
All that is human must retrograde if it does not advance.
History is more or less bunk.
Assuming either the Left Wing or the Right Wing gained control of the country, it would probably fly around in circles.
The strongest principle of growth lies in human choice.
Truly great madness cannot be achieved without significant intelligence.
I must create a system, or be enslaved by another man's.
Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.
You can go a long way with bad legs and a good head.
We learn and grow and are transformed not so much by what we do but by why and how we do it.
Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute.
The trick is to make sure you don't die waiting for prosperity to come.
Laughing is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one spot.
At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote.
All love that has not friendship for its base, is like a mansion built upon sand.
The Past is to be respected and acknoledged, but not to be worshiped. It is our future in which we will find our greatness.
Never eat more than you can lift.
In America, through pressure of conformity, there is freedom of choice, but nothing to choose from.
Could you imagine how horrible things would be if we always told others how we felt? Life would be intolerably bearable.
There are several good protections against temptations, but the surest is cowardice.
A tactical retreat is not a bad response to a surprise assault, you know. First you survive. Then you choose your own ground. Then you counterattack.
The keenest sorrow is to recognize ourselves as the sole cause of all our adversities.
Confidence is the sexiest thing a woman can have. It's much sexier than any body part.
Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half the time.
Experience is a good teacher, but she send in terrific bills.
Depend not on another, but lean instead on thyself...True happiness is born of self-reliance.
Eat a third and drink a third and leave the remaining third of your stomach empty. Then, when you get angry, there will be sufficient room for your rage.
Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards.
The gem cannot be polished without friction, nor man perfected without trials.
Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.
You have no control over what the other guy does. You only have control over what you do.
That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment.
Misquotations are the only quotations that are never misquoted.
I have been through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.
Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic.
Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment.
You always pass failure on the way to success.
Sorrow was like the wind. It came in gusts.
They weren't wearing insignia.
Don't be afraid to take a big step if one is indicated. You can't cross a chasm in two small jumps.
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
I never know how much of what I say is true.
The mellow sweetness of pumpkin pie off a prison spoon is something you will never forget.
Better shun the bait, than struggle in the snare.
I like weights. You know where you stand with them. Well, sometimes you're lying under them, trying not to let them crush you, but you see, you KNOW they'd crush you if they could. There's honesty.
I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches.
No one gossips about other people's secret virtues.
Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.
If you think taking care of yourself is selfish, change your mind. If you don't, you're simply ducking your responsibilities.
Deeds, not words shall speak me.
The problem is never how to get new, innovative thoughts into your mind, but how to get old ones out. Every mind is a building filled with archaic furniture. Clean out a corner of your mind and creativity will instantly fill it.
It's not the hours you put in your work that counts, it's the work you put in the hours.
But be, as you have been, my happiness...
A writer is a person for whom writing is more difficult than it is for other people.
A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.
A man can do all things if he but wills them.
Deeds, not words shall speak me.
To do anything truly worth doing, I must not stand back shivering and thinking of the cold and danger, but jump in with gusto and scramble through as well as I can.
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man.
I have very strong feelings about how you lead your life. You always look ahead, you never look back.
The car rocked back and forth and tipped uphill.
I heard them shouting through the muffling canvas of the bag, and then I was being impersonally hauled to my feet by my wrists, my arms wrenched up behind my back, my shoulders screaming.
We bear the world and we make it... There was never a great man who had not a great mother - it is hardly an exaggeration.
I felt the doors open near me, and then saw a confusion of booted feet moving close by.
The great thing about a computer notebook is that no matter how much you stuff into it, it doesn't get bigger or heavier.
Keep cool and you command everybody.
Act as if it were impossible to fail.
Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.
As soon as you trust yourself, you will know how to live.
Get pleasure out of life...as much as you can. Nobody ever died from pleasure.
Sorrow was like the wind. It came in gusts.
When we got into office, the thing that surprised me the most was that things were as bad as we'd been saying they were.
I use an optimistic, positive approach to deal with my symptoms and it came the hard way, before I learned to laugh with myself a little.
Let me tell you, quite frankly, it took a while and a lot of therapy to get here.
To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it.
At a dinner party one should eat wisely but not too well, and talk well but not too wisely.
When you close your doors, and make darkness within, remember never to say that you are alone, for you are not alone; nay, God is within, and your genius is within. And what need have they of light to see what you are doing?
To be able to fill leisure intelligently is the last product of civilization, and at present very few people have reached this level.
Here's to the crazy ones, the misfits, the rebels, the troublemakers, the round pegs in the square holes... the ones who see things differently -- they're not fond of rules... You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them, but the only thing you can't do is ignore them because they change things... they push the human race forward, and while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius, because the ones who are crazy enough to think that they can change the world, are the ones who do.
How we treasure (and admire) the people who acknowledge us!
Forget injuries, never forget kindnesses.
I feel like a tiny bird with a big song!
So act that your principle of action might safely be made a law for the whole world.
Whenever evil befalls us, we ought to ask ourselves, after the first suffering, how we can turn it into good. So shall we take occasion, from one bitter root, to raise perhaps many flowers.
The lesson which life repeats and constantly enforces is 'look under foot.' You are always nearer the divine and the true sources of your power than you think.
You always pass failure on the way to success.
Where so many hours have been spent in convincing myself that I am right, is there not some reason to fear I may be wrong?
I am more and more convinced that our happiness or unhappiness depends more on the way we meet the events of life than on the nature of those events themselves.
Your world is made of your memories, and your memories are given to you by your world. The whispering voice of happenstance is always in our ears. 'This is the world. This is the way things are. Look. Pay attention. Remember.'
History is more or less bunk.
I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy.
Greatness is more than potential. It is the execution of that potential. Beyond the raw talent. You need the appropriate training. You need the discipline. You need the inspiration. You need the drive.
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
Walking is the best possible exercise. Habituate yourself to walk very far.
If you scatter thorns, don't go barefoot.
Don't mace him!" I shouted over the din. "You'll get us all too.
Good taste is the enemy of comedy.
There?s so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?
The discovery of a new dish does more for human happiness than the discovery of a new star.
All that is human must retrograde if it does not advance.
By the time I'd grown up, I naturally supposed that I'd be grown up.
It is fortunate to be of high birth, but it is no less so to be of such character that people do not care to know whether you are or are not.
There is a great deal of difference between an eager man who wants to read a book and the tired man who wants a book to read.
If there is one thing worse than being an ugly duckling in a house of swans, it's having the swans pretend there's no difference.
Think of life as a terminal illness, because, if you do, you will live it with joy and passion, as it ought to be lived.
Posterity is as likely to be wrong as anyone else.
Lack of money is no obstacle. Lack of an idea is an obstacle.
I never vote for anyone; I always vote against.
A neurosis is a secret that you don't know you are keeping.
I have very strong feelings about how you lead your life. You always look ahead, you never look back.
When you make a world tolerable for yourself, you make a world tolerable for others.
Many people weigh the guilt they will feel against the pleasure of the forbidden action they want to take.
It is a paradoxical but profoundly true and important principle of life that the most likely way to reach a goal is to be aiming not at that goal itself but at some more ambitious goal beyond it.
Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment.
A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of.
For me, it's that I contributed, ... That I'm on this planet doing some good and making people happy. That's to me the most important thing, that my hour of television is positive and upbeat and an antidote for all the negative stuff going on in life.
The truth does not change according to our ability to stomach it.
Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.
We are made to persist. That's how we find out who we are.
I hope that when I die, people say about me, 'Boy, that guy sure owed me a lot of money.'
It's wonderful what we can do if we're always doing.
The car rocked back and forth and tipped uphill.
We have too many high sounding words, and too few actions that correspond with them.
Let not thy will roar, when thy power can but whisper.
...happiness gives us the energy which is the basis of health.
Calamities are of two kinds: misfortunes to ourselves, and good fortune to others.
You can't have a light without a dark to stick it in.
If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.
A joke's a very serious thing.
Laughing is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one spot.
The truth does not change according to our ability to stomach it.
We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out of a funny, plastic head.
Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment.
Sooner or later, we've got to work at it, no matter how many other careers we've had or wanted.
It is not enough to do good; one must do it the right way.
I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the last one left.
It was enough to make a body ashamed of the human race.
For the night was not impartial. No, the night loved some more than others, served some more than others.
Calamities are of two kinds: misfortunes to ourselves, and good fortune to others.
Each individual woman's body demands to be accepted on its own terms.
The real hero is always a hero by mistake; he dreams of being an honest coward like everybody else.
Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly.
The keenest sorrow is to recognize ourselves as the sole cause of all our adversities.
Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.
Who were these clowns?
Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
Nothing is so good for an ignorant man as silence; and if he was sensible of this he would not be ignorant.
Photographers do this for a living, every single day -- they point their lenses toward every single corner of our world and somehow make the mundane mesmerizing through their artistic eye. It's all a matter of being aware of your surroundings and realizing that there are some really amazing and interesting things to look at, even if it may just be something so simple as a wall being covered up by paint.
We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out of a funny, plastic head.
One thing I've learned in all these years is not to make love when you really don't feel it; there's probably nothing worse you can do to yourself than that.
People fail forward to success.
A doctor saves lives -- It's up to people to create lives that are worth saving.
The mellow sweetness of pumpkin pie off a prison spoon is something you will never forget.
Look at all the sentences which seem true and question them.
It's never just a game when you're winning.
I stand in awe of my body.
Each individual woman's body demands to be accepted on its own terms.
To be able to fill leisure intelligently is the last product of civilization, and at present very few people have reached this level.
Doubt 'til thou canst doubt no more...doubt is thought and thought is life. Systems which end doubt are devices for drugging thought.
A doctor saves lives -- It's up to people to create lives that are worth saving.
What if this weren't a hypothetical question?
What more felicity can fall to creature, than to enjoy delight with liberty.
Sometime they'll give a war and nobody will come.
Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it.
Where we have strong emotions, we're liable to fool ourselves.
Lack of money is no obstacle. Lack of an idea is an obstacle.
It's important to begin a search on a full stomach.
The first duty of a leader is to make himself be loved without courting love. To be loved without 'playing up' to anyone - even to himself.
It's not the hours you put in your work that counts, it's the work you put in the hours.
My father hated radio and could not wait for television to be invented so he could hate that too.
I like coincidences. They make me wonder about destiny, and whether free will is an illusion or just a matter of perspective. They let me speculate on the idea of some master plan that, from time to time, we're allowed to see out of the corner of our eye.
Any transition serious enough to alter your definition of self will require not just small adjustments in your way of living and thinking but a full-on metamorphosis.
The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf.
You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans.
It's the opinion of some that crops could be grown on the moon. Which raises the fear that it may not be long before we're paying somebody not to.
Smell is a potent wizard that transports you across thousand of miles and all the years you have lived.
We do not believe if we do not live and work according to our belief.
To achieve great things we must live as though we were never going to die.
Men are equal; it is not birth but virtue that makes the difference.
Terrorists killed a lot fewer people than bathroom falls and accidental electrocutions.
Everyone wants to be Cary Grant. Even I want to be Cary Grant.
A hypocrite is a person who--but who isn't?
Cheese - milk's leap toward immortality.
Photographers do this for a living, every single day -- they point their lenses toward every single corner of our world and somehow make the mundane mesmerizing through their artistic eye. It's all a matter of being aware of your surroundings and realizing that there are some really amazing and interesting things to look at, even if it may just be something so simple as a wall being covered up by paint.
Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.
Could you imagine how horrible things would be if we always told others how we felt? Life would be intolerably bearable.
My philosophy is that not only are you responsible for your life, but doing the best at this moment puts you in the best place for the next moment.
A smiling face is half the meal.
Every moment of one's existence one is growing into more or retreating into less.
He who is not very strong in memory should not meddle with lying.
Of all noises, I think music is the least disagreeable.
I was pushed roughly but dispassionately onto my stomach and something went twice around my wrists and then tightened up as well, feeling like baling wire and biting cruelly.
Set all things in their own peculiar place, and know that order is the greatest grace.
When we lose one we love, our bitterest tears are called forth by the memory of hours when we loved not enough.
This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.
With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.
Nothing contributes so much to tranquilizing the mind as a steady purpose - a point on which the soul may fix its intellectual eye.
Because we don't think about future generations, they will never forget us.
Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch.
Prove all things; hold fast that which is good.
Worries go down better with soup than without.
The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' (I found it!) but 'That's funny ...'
No one gossips about other people's secret virtues.
Vegetarianism is harmless enough, though it is apt to fill a man with wind and self-righteousness.
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
A mind troubled by doubt cannot focus on the course to victory.
Misquotations are the only quotations that are never misquoted.
I believe that every now and then it is important to laugh at ourselves and take a lighter approach to our life conditions.
Is love supposed to last throughout all time, or is it like trains changing at random stops. If I loved her, how could I leave her? If I felt that way then, how come I don't feel anything now?
If you would thoroughly know anything, teach it to others.
Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
When I came back to Dublin I was courtmartialed in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.
Always be nice to those younger than you, because they are the ones who will be writing about you.
I never vote for anyone; I always vote against.
Think of life as a terminal illness, because, if you do, you will live it with joy and passion, as it ought to be lived.
Whatever you fear most has no power - it is your fear that has the power.
We have too many high sounding words, and too few actions that correspond with them.
Everyone wants to be Cary Grant. Even I want to be Cary Grant.
Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
The lesson which life repeats and constantly enforces is 'look under foot.' You are always nearer the divine and the true sources of your power than you think.
The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.
More bodies were roughly shoved in beside me.
My wish is to ride the tempest, tame the waves, kill the sharks. I will not resign myself...
Nobody is ever met at the airport when beginning a new adventure. It's just not done.
There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness.
If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke.
Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
Nothing is more conducive to peace of mind than not having any opinions at all.
Who were these clowns?
A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.
Nothing contributes so much to tranquilizing the mind as a steady purpose - a point on which the soul may fix its intellectual eye.
The gem cannot be polished without friction, nor man perfected without trials.
If you want creative workers, give them enough time to play.
It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish.
This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.
What we become depends on what we read after all of the professors have finished with us. The greatest university of all is a collection of books.
Challenge is a dragon with a gift in its mouth?Tame the dragon and the gift is yours.
Refuse to be ill. Never tell people you are ill; never own it to yourself. Illness is one of those things which a man should resist on principle.
I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.
I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.
The toughest thing about success is that you've got to keep on being a success. Talent is only a starting point in this business. You've got to keep on working that talent. Someday I'll reach for it and it won't be there.
My philosophy is that not only are you responsible for your life, but doing the best at this moment puts you in the best place for the next moment.
Know, first, who you are; and then adorn yourself accordingly.
The car rocked back and forth and tipped uphill.
If you want creative workers, give them enough time to play.
Sooner or later, we've got to work at it, no matter how many other careers we've had or wanted.
Seize opportunity by the beard, for it is bald behind.
Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.
Vegetarianism is harmless enough, though it is apt to fill a man with wind and self-righteousness.
Who were these clowns?
Whatever you do, do it to the purpose; do it thoroughly, not superficially. Go to the bottom of things. Any thing half done, or half known, is in my mind, neither done nor known at all. Nay, worse, for it often misleads.
How we treasure (and admire) the people who acknowledge us!
This world is given as the prize for the men in earnest; and that which is true of this world, is truer still of the world to come.
In all recorded history there has not been one economist who has had to worry about where the next meal would come from.
By learning to discover and value our ordinariness, we nurture a friendliness toward ourselves and the world that is the essence of a healthy soul.
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
Never feel self-pity, the most destructive emotion there is. How awful to be caught up in the terrible squirrel cage of self.
She screamed as she went down, and I saw her thrashing to get up, but she couldn't, the crowd's pressure was too strong.
I have often wished I had time to cultivate modesty... But I am too busy thinking about myself.
Confidence is the sexiest thing a woman can have. It's much sexier than any body part.
The truth is always a compound of two half- truths, and you never reach it, because there is always something more to say.
The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' (I found it!) but 'That's funny ...'
The pain of making the necessary sacrifices always hurts more than you think it's going to. I know. It sucks. That being said, doing something seriously creative is one of the most amazing experiences one can have, in this or any other lifetime. If you can pull it off, it's worth it. Even if you don't end up pulling it off, you'll learn many incredible, magical, valuable things. It's NOT doing it when you know you full well you HAD the opportunity- that hurts FAR more than any failure.
All things are difficult before they are easy.
I?m telling you, things are getting out of hand. Or maybe I?m discovering that things were never in my hands.
The faceless, eyeless armed man above me kept his gun very level.
When we lose one we love, our bitterest tears are called forth by the memory of hours when we loved not enough.
If there is one thing worse than being an ugly duckling in a house of swans, it's having the swans pretend there's no difference.
That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment.
Seize opportunity by the beard, for it is bald behind.
Nothing contributes so much to tranquilizing the mind as a steady purpose - a point on which the soul may fix its intellectual eye.
Vanessa didn't like it, but I figured a cop wasn't going to stop for a kid waving his hat in the street, not that day. They just might stop if they saw Darryl bleeding there, though. I argued briefly with her and Darryl settled it by lurching to his feet and dragging himself down toward Market Street.
Go through your phone book, call people and ask them to drive you to the airport. The ones who will drive you are your true friends. The rest aren't bad people; they're just acquaintances.
Over the years your bodies become walking autobiographies, telling friends and strangers alike of the minor and major stresses of your lives.
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the last one left.
Life isn't fair. It's just fairer than death, that's all.
I like an escalator because an escalator can never break, it can only become stairs. There would never be an escalator temporaly out of order sign, only an escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience.
As soon as you trust yourself, you will know how to live.
There are plenty of good five-cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they cost a quarter. What this country needs is a good five-cent nickel.
No one gossips about other people's secret virtues.
Temptation rarely comes in working hours. It is in their leisure time that men are made or marred.
Intimacy is what makes a marriage, not a ceremony, not a piece of paper from the state.
He's simply got the instinct for being unhappy highly developed.
I love my past. I love my present. I'm not ashamed of what I've had, and I'm not sad because I have it no longer.
The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.
Nothing changes your opinion of a friend so surely as success - yours or his.
Inside myself is a place where I live all alone and that's where you renew your springs that never dry up.
Because we don't think about future generations, they will never forget us.
Shake off all the fears of servile prejudices, under which weak minds are servilely crouched. Fix reason firmly in her seat, and call on her tribunal for every fact, every opinion. Question with boldness even the existence of a God; because, if there be one, he must more approve of the homage of reason than that of blindfolded fear.
Laughing is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one spot.
Everybody knows if you are too careful you are so occupied in being careful that you are sure to stumble over something.
Noble life demands a noble architecture for noble uses of noble men. Lack of culture means what it has always meant: ignoble civilization and therefore imminent downfall.
This world is given as the prize for the men in earnest; and that which is true of this world, is truer still of the world to come.
A physicist is an atom's way of knowing about atoms.
They weren't wearing insignia.
When everyone is against you, it means that you are absolutely wrong-- or absolutely right.
Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself, but talent instantly recognizes genius.
All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.
Work saves us from three great evils: boredom, vice and need.
Good habits, which bring our lower passions and appetites under automatic control, leave our natures free to explore the larger experiences of life.
I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.
In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you.
For one human being to love another; that is perhaps the most difficult of all our tasks, the ultimate, the last test and proof, the work for which all other work is but preparation.
Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.
The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.
Never does the human soul appear so strong and noble as when it foregoes revenge and dares to forgive an injury.
Nothing in the world can take the place of Persistence. Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful men with talent. Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not; the world is full of educated derelicts. Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent. The slogan 'Press On' has solved and always will solve the problems of the human race.
Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
I'd learned my lesson.
Set all things in their own peculiar place, and know that order is the greatest grace.
An honest politician is one who, when he is bought, will stay bought.
Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.
Bear in mind that you should conduct yourself in life as at a feast.
Every man, wherever he goes, is encompassed by a cloud of comforting convictions, which move with him like flies on a summer day.
Part of being creative is learning how to protect your freedom. That includes freedom from avarice.
Up ahead, I saw someone, a middle-aged lady in a hippie dress, falter and fall.
I?m telling you, things are getting out of hand. Or maybe I?m discovering that things were never in my hands.
You know what's interesting about Washington? It's the kind of place where second-guessing has become second nature.
Shake off all the fears of servile prejudices, under which weak minds are servilely crouched. Fix reason firmly in her seat, and call on her tribunal for every fact, every opinion. Question with boldness even the existence of a God; because, if there be one, he must more approve of the homage of reason than that of blindfolded fear.
No great improvements in the lot of mankind are possible until a great change takes place in the fundamental constitution of their modes of thought.
The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.
True friends are those who really know you but love you anyway.
My eyes swam and watered and I literally couldn't breathe through the pain.
After I'm dead I'd rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one.
I am careful not to confuse excellence with perfection. Excellence, I can reach for; perfection is God's business.
I have the worst memory ever so no matter who comes up to me - they're just, like, 'I can't believe you don't remember me!" I'm like, 'Oh Dad I'm sorry!'
If you're trying to take a roomful of people by surprise, it's a lot easier to hit your targets if you don't yell going through the door.
The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out the conservative adopts them.
The summer night is like a perfection of thought.
The toughest thing about success is that you've got to keep on being a success. Talent is only a starting point in this business. You've got to keep on working that talent. Someday I'll reach for it and it won't be there.
My philosophy is that not only are you responsible for your life, but doing the best at this moment puts you in the best place for the next moment.
Walking is the best possible exercise. Habituate yourself to walk very far.
I never met anybody who said when they were a kid, "I wanna grow up and be a critic."
I've gone into hundreds of fortune-teller's parlors, and have been told thousands of things, but nobody ever told me I was a policewoman getting ready to arrest her.
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