The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.
True friends are those who really know you but love you anyway.
My eyes swam and watered and I literally couldn't breathe through the pain.
After I'm dead I'd rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one.
I am careful not to confuse excellence with perfection. Excellence, I can reach for; perfection is God's business.
I have the worst memory ever so no matter who comes up to me - they're just, like, 'I can't believe you don't remember me!" I'm like, 'Oh Dad I'm sorry!'
If you're trying to take a roomful of people by surprise, it's a lot easier to hit your targets if you don't yell going through the door.