Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.
You have no control over what the other guy does. You only have control over what you do.
That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment.
Misquotations are the only quotations that are never misquoted.
I have been through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.
Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic.