You can't have a light without a dark to stick it in.
If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.
A joke's a very serious thing.
Laughing is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one spot.
The truth does not change according to our ability to stomach it.
We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out of a funny, plastic head.
Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment.