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utorak, 23.10.2007.

ova narkoleptičnost je sasvim pogodna za gubljenje prijatelja.

ali uglavnom, gledam neki plakat za poginule u vožnji zbog alkohola, i vidim dva imena, promilka i alkomir. sasvim mi je drago da netko ima dovoljno perverzan smisao za humor da tako nešto stavi. moja predrasuda prema pederluku djelatnika reklamne industrije je vidno smanjena.

man, I'm burgin' real hard. it is up to you, my faithless and disillusioned readers, to find me a place where I can buy (and eat) a giant hamburger (of reasonably limited rancidness) for a relatively reasonable price. possibly two. but remember, size (meat volume, that is) takes priority.

so evidently the fair people of zff think it's a great idea to have projections lasting nearly three hours. because hey, it's not like anyone's gonna be uncofmortable, right?

also, http://www.animafest.hr/ .

these...people around me are growing more obsessed with intercourse with every passing moment. it is annoying, this inability to expund the virtues of a wrench plasmid-build in bioshock with someone because they are far too preoccupied with fornication. but like i was saying, you've basically god two viable options. one, taking wrench lurker 1&2 making you effectively invisible and giving you the ability to one-shot most splicers. however, this doesn't work quite as well with multiple enemies. the other option is getting either frozen field or electric skin, whoch incapacitates your enemies, giving you a much needed damage bonus. wrench jockey 1&2 is a must here, as is bloodlust. i'd recommend armored skin 1&2 as well, but that's optional. the resulting awsomeness enables you to drop a big daddy with a wrench and a med pack, effectively breaking the game. needless to say, the next person to suggest i stop playing video games and go outside will be subsequently beaten to death with a wrench.

vijesti koje trebate znati su sljedeće. idem u osijek i treba mi netko tko će se vozit samnom u vlaku. ako ćete nakon toga samnom na essekon super, ali je i samo druženje u vlaku sasvim dostatno. time više, ako netko od vas živi u osijeku i želi mi ponuditi mjesto za spavati, daleko od toga da ću odbiti. čak se neću ni buniti ako mi tijekom noći prekrijete glavu vrećom i naživo izvadite bubreg. ali od vas se naravno očekujete da se barem malo potrudite pri šivanju rane. a postoperativni morfij je stvar pristojnosti.

vrijeme je za novi mmorpg.