Cheating on exams (tutorial)

nedjelja , 21.05.2017.

You have a hard time learning for exams? Are you a bussy person and who doesn't have enough time to learn for them? Or are you just too lazy to do that but still wan't to succeed in school? If any of your answers to these three questions is 'yes' then this short tutorial of mine is for you my friend!

Before we start, I just want to make few things clear. The following is a Terms of Use agreement so please read it carefully:

1. Usage of cheating methods demonstrated in this tutorial is on your own responsibility so don't go and blame me if you get caught.
2. These methods are NOT perfect. A perfect way to cheat on exams does still not exist and that means that there is always a chance you will fail in cheating.
3. Cheating on exams means not prepearing for them so you will most likely never learn/know the stuff you should have learnt for them. This might cause you some problems in the future and that isn't my fault.
4. This tutorial only shows you reccomended cheating methods but the info/cheatsheet will need to be written by you.
5. You are not allowed to copy this post, post it elsewhere and take credits for it. If you do that, I will find you!

Alright. Having that finnished, lets start with the tutorial itself. First lets discuss a bit about why lots of students cheat on exams. You see, it is our educational system who is encouraging us to cheat. You're wandering how? Well, let me explain you real quick. Our educational system values grades more than the knowledge itself. This is pretty obvious so students have found an easier way to get good grades than to learn and earn them. This easier way im talking about is cheating of course. Okay, enough of that. Let's finnaly start with the interesting part which are my suggested methods of how to cheat on tests. There are gazillions of methods out there you can go check out but here I will state those personally tested by myself and which proved convinient enough. Are you ready? Here we go!

Method #1 (risk lvl. 10/10)
- Simple CheatSheet method -
Method we're all already familliar with, a simple method but also a very risky one. First of all, as for any other method, you need to first gather information you will need to cheat on your test. Stuff that is hard to remember (names, dates, formulas) should be your top priority info for your CheatSheet. The next step is to correctly write down or print your CheatSheet. You should make it as small as you can which mean using small sized font but don't make it too small because you'll have a hard time reading from it thus increasing your chances of getting caught. The final and the hardest thing to do is to hide your CheatSheet and use it during the exam. Some places where you can hide them on your body are inside your sleaves or pockets and under your wrist watch. You can also hide them under the table and on the chair under your leg. On science subjects you can hide your CheatSheet inside a calculator or on the sheet where you have your allowed formulas written on.



Method #2 (risk lvl. 5/10)
- Bottle CheatSheet method -
Many professors allow students to have a bottle of water/soda on their desk during the exam so why don't we use that into our advantage. This method is very simple. Just print the CheatSheet on a colored paper which maches the color of the label on your bottle. Stick the sheet on your bottle and voila. Simple right? Just be carefull to mimic the writing on your bottle's label to avoid suspicion. You can even have the text on your CheatSheet face the inside of the bottle if it's plastic and transparent which will make it more hidden and harder to detect.



Method #3 (risk lvl. 3/10)
- Peeking or signaling method -
The most commonly used and the simpliest method to cheat on exams. It is the least effective one because to apply it you would need to be sitting close enough to a partner willing to help you during your exam. Of course, you should choose someone who will do well on the exam to help you or to copy his answers. This is the safest method of cheating I currently know because if you get caught for the first time, you will most likely recieve a warning instead of immediately getting an F. To make things even easier, you could create a signal system with your partner to communicate more quietly and avoid getting cought.




This is it for this part of the tutorial and I really hope it will help you. I have few more things to tell you before I finish. NEVER cheat using your cellphone. It is very easy to detect and you might end up having your phone taken away from you. (I had an example here but I removed it not to offend my dear friend... Woops... You know too much already.)
Remember. Always try not to cheat on exams because I know, no matter who you are my dear reader, that you are intelligent enough to pass the exam without cheating. Use this methods in your last resort only!

Made by L. K.

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