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petak, 05.05.2006.
….....Šale..............
*Negdje oko ponoći zaustavlja
policajac Mujo studenta na
ulici i zatraži mu osobnu.
Student odgovori:
-Nemam osobnu li index?
Policajac:
-Može.
-Student pruži index,a ovaj
gleda,lista i kaže;
-Uh što si se ti naputovao...
LOVAC
Ivice;Čuo sam da je tvoj djed
otišao loviti slonove.
Petra;Ma on je zapravo otišao
loviti leptire,no izgubio je naočale.
LJUTNJA
Petra zašto je tvoja baka danas
opet ljutita?
Ivica;Kaže da joj se opet ispunilo
pravilo da svaku nepotrebnu stvar
koju čuva deset godina napokon baci
točno deset dana prije nego što će joj
ipak zatrebati.
RAČUNJANJE
Ivica:Gospodine profesore,raćunam da
ću dobiti prolaznu ocjenu!
Profesor matematike:Ne,ne mogu dati
nekom prolaznu ocjenu netkom tko
pogrešno računa!
ZARADA
-Ivice koliko tvoj tata zarađuje po danu?
-Moj tata ne zarađuje po danu...
On je noćni čuvar.
JEDINICA
-Otac;Sine dragi,kad ćeš ispraviti onu
jedinicu iz matematike?
-Sin;Pa,tata kako ću ispraviti kada je
imenik stalno u zbornici!?
ČAĆKALICE
Nakon ručka gost pozove konobara?
-Oprostite mogu li dobiti čačkalicu?
-Žao mi je gospodine,u ovom trenu
sve su zauzete...
PLAUŠE
-Zašto je plavušama zabranjeno padobranstvo?
-Zato što bi sigurno promašile Zemlju.
-Zašto plavuša baca tabletu u vodu na kojoj
piše "pliva"?
-Misli da zna plivati
Zašto je plavuša u bolnici?
-Pala je s prozora dok je glačala zavjese.
Zašto plavuša ne briše prašinu sa pisaćeg stola?
-Jer na njoj zapisuje telefonske brojeve.
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