sad malo o basistu
jos cu vas ovaj post pilat malo o bodomima......za sljedeci tek moran smislit temu
dakle, henkka:
Henri Seppälä (Born July 2, 1980), better known as Henkka T. Blacksmith, is the bassist of the Finnish metal band Children of Bodom.
Henkka is a very common nickname for Henri and seppä means blacksmith in English. The reason he has a T. in the middle of his name is his nickname being Torso.
Henkka, the youngest member of Children of Bodom, was born in 1980 in Espoo, Finland. He first started playing guitar at the age of eleven. He got into the heavy metal scene through his brother, who listened to bands such as Slayer and Pantera with his friends. Before that, he had only had contact with rock 'n roll and glam bands such as Guns N' Roses and Poison. As time passed, his interest started leaning towards heavier bands, until in the early 90s he discovered black metal and death metal bands of the likes of Burzum, Dissection and Cannibal Corpse.
He played at his first band at the age of 13. It was called Aivokasvain (Brain Tumour). He was part of the band for two years, and then quit, switching his main instrument to the bass.
When Samuli Miettinen quit Inearthed (the original name of Children of Bodom) in 1996, Henkka joined the band, adopting the 5-string bass.
He is the frontman of the band when it comes to interviews and public appearances. Other than the fact that he can speak Finnish, English, Swedish and some French, he is also the most equilibrated member of the band, in a general way.
He studies political science and political history in the University of Helsinki when he has time, which is not too often. He is also into sports, and has a passion for football. However, he also enjoys swimming. Henkka is completely dedicated to Children of Bodom, and doesn't have any side-project. According to him, the most important things in his life are his family and his band.
On a side-note: Henkka is responsible for the backing vocals both on studio and live.
ajte pozz, brzo cu ja s novin poston.......
ko o cemu ,ja o alexiu
neki zanimljiviji video-uživajte!!!
prijatelj mi je reka da stavin jos malo slikica pa evo................
AXE
i jos malo..............
ova ide sonji
to je to sta se tice slikica..........
a sad malo o nama hrvatima....hehehe...............
You may find yourself to be Croatian if...
-You're 100% positive that your country is most beautiful in the world, despite the fact that you've never crossed the border.
-As soon as you`re born, you are expert in three (3) disciplines: Politics, Medicine an Football managment
-You're trying to convince people of purity of Croatian languange by using English.
-You're always complaining about problems in your life, but you never had guts to do something about it, with overall excuse: "neću prljati ruke, ja sam fin, bečka škola." (I won't get my hands dirty, I'm refined, Viennese school)
-Smoking any quantity or quality of grass at all is a natural hobby and you do it anywhere, anytime, with anyone (even the police, soldiers, and the President).
-Riots start, led by the police.
-All meals your MAMA (Mom) has ever prepared contain one key ingredient: "Vegeta" ('cause it is Croatian).
-You learned to walk and talk the first time you got drunk.
-You are never ever allowed to sit by an open window for fear of catching pneumonia (pronnounced ammonia) from the "propuh" (draught) (even in the middle of summer).
-You're not allowed to leave the house with damp hair.
-There is a bar in your church hall that contains a 2-year supply of brandy.
-You insist that you can spot a Serb from a mile away, and in fact a Serb can spot you a mile away.
-The use of vulgar language at home is unacceptable, unless it is Croatian -> If Croatians are vulgar than Serbian or Bosnian are POPESCU of vulgarity.
-English verbs are acceptable if used with the ending "-ati", which makes them Croatian: "play-ati", "study-ati", "fuck-ati"...
-Your DIDA (granddad) mows the lawn in knee high black socks and sandals.
-Your DIDA has a shot of "rakija" for breakfast.
-At least one family member makes his own wine.
-At least one family member makes his own 150 proof moonshine (rakija/šljivovica).
-"Šljivovica" is used not only to celebrate at all occasions, but to cure illness and as a massage lotion as well.
-"Loza" is another type of rakija, made from grape, and hers main power is to "correct" peoples mind and give super powers to people who drink it.
-At least once drinked "Rakija" a after have fight in the park.
-At the age of 13 you are only allowed to go out of town with your friends for Croatian soccer tournaments, folklore festivals, drinking binges, and dances.
-Your parents were at the party where you got drunk.
-The majority of your friends are also your relatives, even if they aren't your relatives; because you refer to their parents as "Teta" (aunt) and "Striko" (uncle).
-You are the only kid in your class who doesn't get to sleep in on Saturdays because of "Hrvatska Škola" ("Croatian School").
-"Kuhače" are not only used for stirring when cooking... they are also used by MAMA to beat you when there is no "šiba" (twig) handy...
-At least once you've told your parents that you'll call the police to report "child abuse" and your parents said "samo probaj..." (just you try).
-MAMA beat you in public on at least one occasion.
-When leaving the house to go out, you always receive the same warnings (regardless of age): "Pazi šta radiš" (watch wut u'r doin), "Pamet u glavu" (sanity in your head), "Nemoj me sramotit" (don't disgrace me), "Nemoj da ja šta čujem" (don't let me hear rumors)...
-Sadly, if something actually does happen, somehow MAMA will know before you make it home.
-MAMA gets pissed off at you for bringing home McDonald's, saying: "Šta će ti taj junk!?" (what you gonna do with that junk)
-Your parents insist that you'll end up being nobody if you don't graduate from "fakultet" (faculty).
-Lunch on Sundays has more courses than Amerikanci have for Christmas or Thanksgiving dinner.
-Your 13 year old sister can out-drink any Amerikanac.
-You know that in addition to fruit flavored Jello, gelatin can also be prepared with pigs' feet and that's called HLADETINA.
-You love "pašteta" (liver paté), but don't like bringing it to school or work for lunch because you'd be embarrassed if someone asked you what it was.
-There is a slab of fat (raw bacon) in your fridge called SLANINA.
-Your MAMA washes the dishes before putting them in the dishwasher.
-Vegetarianism is not a concept your parents understand.
-All other action stops when you hear people speaking Serbian somewhere and your MAMA starts to talk to you in English so that the Serbian people won't find out you speak "their" language and start trying to be your friends.
-You have at least one short-wave radio in your house.
-You smell garlic on the old man's breath behind you sitting on the KLUPA (bench) in church on Sunday mornings.
-You have a special bag for all of your credit cards.
Y-ou live with your parents until you are married.
-MAMA thinks that whenever you get sick it's because you didn't eat enough.
-Your little brother´s first word he´ll learn, will be a curse or some sexual organ. "kurac" (dick, penis).
-When upset, it isn't unusual for TATA to send you "u pizdu materinu" (in mother's pussy).
-BABA (grandma) & DIDA wear at least 3 layers of clothing in all seasons.
-DIDA and/or BABA spit into a napkin at the dinner table.
-Your parents turn the channel when there's a kissing scene, let alone what they do when there's a sex scene...
-DIDA & BABA insist you are quiet while they watch the news even though they don't understand a single word they're saying.
-Regardless of the fact that they don't understand what they're saying, they know more about what's going on in the world than you do.
-You never got the "Birds and the Bees" talk from MAMA or TATA as you were growing up.
-Whenever your parents said "vidit ćemo" (we'll see, maybe...) you knew that it meant "NO!"
-Everything that goes wrong in the world can somehow be traced back to Serbs.
-Your cousin in Croatia who calls you to send him money had a cell phone before you did and wears only name brand clothing.
-Your cousins are always complaining about having no job or money and still somehow own a brand new Mercedes.
-Your relatives in Croatia think it's strange if you are not married by the age of 18.
-You are only allowed to vacation in the homeland.
-At home you are only allowed to speak Croatian.
-You have 17 consonants in your name and only 2 vowels.
-No one can pronounce your last name and every kid in the block has a nickname for it.
-You cringe when you hear the word BATINE (chastisement) and hide.
-Your parents still prefer buying cassettes to CD's.
-When you start a fight with a stranger, there's a near 100% chance that the next day that stranger will have been multiplied by 15... you find yourself stuck.
-A word such as 'kleber' needs to be put in spelling in front of you before you are able to understand what it means. The typical reaction would be: AH! klEBER! (emphasizing the E and the R, so it doesn't sound like the german KLEBA)
-A Croatian wedding consists of a minimum of 1000 people, 2/3 of which you don't even know.
-Cake-eaters will not enter your home because of the sour cabbage heads fermenting in the basement.
-Cake-eaters want to go to your house and drink your TATA's wine.
-Your uncles argue about which words are Serbian and which are Croatian (even English words).
-Your uncles argue about where the sun set in their home village.
-Your parents wouldn't buy a VCR because they thought it would ruin the TV.
-Your parents wouldn't buy a microwave because it used radiation.
-When a tourist approaches you and asks if something is OK, or is he allowed, your first response will be : "NEMA PROBLEMA!" (no problem) "MOŽEŠ!" (of course you can).
-When you come to school and all of your teachers smell like booze.
-Then you come home and your home does too.
-You HAVE to use your hands when you talk.
-You can't have a meal without bread/rice/pasta.
-Your relatives alone can populate a small city.
-You gossip about your own family... with your own family.
-Getting married is the only way to escape your parents.
-You're still laughing your ass off because you know every single one of these are true.
-Upon reading this list you are either showing it to other people who are not Croatian hoping they will, despite all the crappy truth, think that being Croatian is cool, or you are offended, and you're assuming a Serb (who else) wrote it.
pih
51 Rules of Power Metal
51 Rules for a Power Metal fan to avoid being labelled as gay
1. No matter what you do, you are gay
2. Don’t enjoy ManOwar, they are gay
3. Never go outside carrying a sword.
4. Don’t hold you sword and scream “poweeeeeer of steeel”. That is gay
5. Do not talk about fantasy lyrics as if they belong in metal.
6. Do not talk about fantasy worlds.
7. Never talk about hobbits. Hobbits are gay
8. Do not have a band that has the word or variation of the word Elf in it.
9. Don’t say Hail and Kill. That is quite homosexual.
10. Avoid saying, “man that guy sure has a great falsetto!”
11. If most of the singers in the bands you enjoy have voices higher than your girlfriend, you are gay
12. Scratch that, you have no girlfriend.
13. Do not buy a cd that has the word Dragon in it. Dragons are not gay but you cannot push your luck.
14. Avoid referring to Hammerfall as “the saviours“, or “the templars”.
15. Don’t listen to Hammerfall more that twice a year. Hammerfall are gay
16. Do not live in your parents basement.
17. Do not live with your parents.
18. Do not ask your mother to wash your Tolkien underwear.
19. Try to play chords that do not sound like 2nd rate Helloween.
20. That’s all you know? You are gay
21. Do not go to Renaissance fairs. That is beyond gay
22. If you go do not wear a Peter Pan outfit.
23. Do NOT carry your sword.
24. If you see a maiden ask for a blowjob.
25. Don’t talk to her about ManOwar. Refer to rule 2.
26. Do not refer to intercourse as “returning the dragon to its lair”
27. Scratch that. You do not have intercourse.
28. Do not listen to faggoth.
29. Power Metal and Faggoth combined make you a drag queen.
30. Do not get offended when people say that Stratovarius sounds like Helloween.
31. Do not write personal letters to Timo Tolkki.
32. Avoid saying “Slays.”
33. Don’t refer to Death Metal as “cookie monster crap”.
34. If you do not like Death Metal, pretend to know something about it.
35. Cradle of Filth are not Death Metal. Fag!
36. Cradle of Filth are not Black Metal. Fag!
37. Never enjoy Cradle of Filth. See 101 Rules of Black Metal.
38. Don’t masturbate to a picture of Yngwie Malmsteen.
39. Don’t masturbate to a picture of ManOwar. Cretin.
40. Don’t masturbate wearing leather.
41. Don’t masturbate wearing armour.
42. Switch hands.
43. Avoid saying the word “Power” too often.
44. If you have a band do not use the following words in your song titles: Metal, False, True, Metal, Sword, Steel, Heathen, Warrior, Metal, Kings, Battles.
45. Try to communicate with non-metal listeners. Do not brush them off as Posers.
46. Do not wear frilly shirts. Leave that up to Boy George.
47. Never say “Heavy metal or no metal at all”. In other words, don't be gay
48. Don’t wear loin cloths. You know what’s coming. gay
49. Don’t scream “metal brother” at concerts unless you like beatings.
50. Don't be Dani Filth...err i mean, NEVER carry your sword outside your house!
51. Refer to rule 1.
ovaj post posvecujen alexiu...........
you,know,you know........blah,blah.youknow! lol!
a sad biografija............
Born April 8, 1979 in the city of Espoo, Finland of gypsy origin, Alexi began his musical training at the age of five by learning the violin. However, influenced by the music his sister Miriam listened to (heavy metal bands such as W.A.S.P., Poison and Stone), he ended up dropping the classical instrument at the age of 11, in favour of guitars. A taped live performance of Steve Vai's song "For the Love of God" (from the Passion and Warfare album) was especially influential in Alexi's decision to become a guitarist. He soon began taking lessons at the Finnish Pop & Jazz Conservatory in order to study the instrument, at which he also studied the piano. The development of his playing style was heavily influenced by Stone's Roope Latvala (who many years later became his band-mate in Sinergy and then in Children of Bodom). His vocal influences came mostly from Phil Anselmo (from Pantera) and Mille Petrozza (from Kreator).He is also involved with arts and crafts and building things out of sand.
After taking part of an experimetal music band named T.O.L.K. with friends from the conservatory, Alexi founded in 1993 the black/neo-classical metal band IneartheD (which later became Children of Bodom) together with drummer Jaska Raatikainen and then-bassist Samuli Miettinen - for information on IneartheD's career, refer to the Children of Bodom article.
At the age of sixteen, Alexi quit school in order to be able to dedicate himself fully to Children of Bodom. In 1997 he joined Thy Serpent, but did not remain for enough time in the band to record an album.
With the release of Children of Bodom's debut Something Wild, the band played a concert with Impaled Nazarene in Russia, and Alexi was invited to join the latter band as a lead guitarist. Alexi joined Impaled Nazarene and remained with them until 2001, but never held much interest in the band, always relegating it to second plan.
One year after the release of Something Wild, at the age of nineteen, Alexi suffered a nervous breakdown. In his despair, he resorted to suicide and took thirty tranquilizers and a few shots of whisky, slipping into unconsciousness. A friend found him soon after and took him to the hospital.
Once he had recovered, Alexi decided to skip regular treatment and instead embraced his love of music. He increased his already dedicated practice schedule and made the guitar playing on subsequent albums more skillful than their debut.
In 1999, Alexi was invited to join Sinergy by Kimberly Goss, as the lead guitarist and support keyboard player. In 2001, Roope Latvala joined Sinergy, and a "master against disciple" situation was created, resulting in several guitar battles on the solos of Sinergy's songs.
Alexi was a guest musician on a song by To/Die/For ("In the Heat of the Night") and on a few songs by Norther, he also co-produced the debut album of the band Griffin, all between 2001 and 2002.
In September of 2002, Alexi's custom Jackson guitars (one of them bearing the famous "Wildchild" sticker, which was the guitar with which he appeared in all of the early Children of Bodom pictures) were stolen by an unidentified thief while he was asleep after a night partying with the other members of the band after a successful concert. Alexi needed new instruments, but Jackson had just been sold to the Fender Musical Instrument Company and wouldn't be able to build a custom guitar for Alexi for at least one year. ESP Guitars, however, told Alexi they could build a replacement in three months, and he signed with the company.
In 2004, Alexi founded a punk rock side-project called Kylähullut, which was assembled together with Tommi Lillman (ex-Sinergy) and Vesa Jokinen (from Klamydia). The band was created merely for the entertainment of the musicians, and takes a carefree approach to their music. The band's discography includes a 4-track EP and a full-length 12-song album.
Alexi's life is dedicated almost entirely to music, and whenever he is not on tour with one of his bands, he is playing video games, drinking or practicing. His main hobby is cars; he was taught how to drive by his father at the age of 10. Alexi owns a Pontiac Firebird, a 1974 Dodge Monaco and a Buick. In February of 2002 Alexi married Kimberly Goss, front-woman of the band Sinergy, during a private ceremony in Finland. Prior to the marriage, they dated for four years. In 2004 they separated, because - as Alexi put it - "things were not working out."
More than once, Alexi has referred to his band-mates as "probably the only real friends I ever had". He has the letters "COBHC" (Children of Bodom Hate Crew) tattooed on his hand as an homage to Ozzy Osbourne, who has a similar tattoo. A couple of fans from across the world have reproduced the tattoo on their hands, a few of the more passionate ones reached the extreme of cutting it directly into their skin with knives and razors. Alexi has been featured on the cover of Young Guitar Magazine several times, as well as being on the cover of Guitar World along with master guitarists Steve Vai and Zakk Wylde. The "Wildchild" nickname comes from a song by the band W.A.S.P. His first guitar was a Tokai Stratocaster.
In April of 2005 Alexi generated a considerable amount of unrest in the metal guitar community when, in an interview with Guitar World magazine, he referred to popular prog metal act Dream Theater as "super lame" going on to say "It's not even music; it's sports." The magazine also referred to Dream Theater as Laiho's "favorite whipping boys." In January 2006 issue of the same magazine, reader Brad Bailey asked "Why did you make those lame comments about Dream Theater in GW? You're a fine player, but comments like those just make people lose respect for you. Did you know it caused a big stir?" to which Laiho responded "Fuck. Well, apparently it did. First of all, I think it's really funny that people trash bands and musicians every day on the internet, and nobody gives a shit. But once you say something like that - which wasn't even too bad - in a magazine, all of a sudden you're the biggest dick on the earth. But truthfully, I don't know why I said that. I was having a bad day or something. Obviously, John Petrucci is a better player than I am, and it's not my place to talk shit about him." In addition, Laiho's frequent citation of punk rock as an influence has caused controversy (as punk is generally despised in the metal community).
In January 2006, ESP Guitars announced a line of Alexi Laiho Signature Models. The US version guitars are a slightly different shape than what Alexi usually plays, as the RV shape is a copyrighted Jackson shape. So to avoid a lawsuit ESP made the bottom horn slightly larger among other differences. The guitar comes in two finishes: black w/yellow stripe and white w/black stripe. The guitar has a neck-thru 25.5” design, using a 3-pc maple neck with a 24-fret ebony fingerboard and pearl saw-tooth inlays. The ESP Alexi includes white binding on neck and head, the ESP custom shop version comes with a natural maple neck while the LTD is painted, and it comes with professional-quality components including a Floyd Rose original tremolo, Gotoh tuners, and a single EMG HZ H-4 pickup boosted with an EMG Afterburner.
heil to alexi!!!!!!!!!
ajte pozz...........
