TRKELJANJE

Konačno sam dobio auto nazad. I kao sad je sve super. Ali ne. Nova guma kaj su mi ju namontirali je puštala. Pa opet vozi u servis. I sad je nadam se ta priča završena. Još da prestane padat snijeg, pa da se mogu normalno vozit.

Jedna cigareta skraćuje život za 2 minute.
Jedna flasa alkohola skraćuje život za 4 minute.

Jedan radni dan skraćuje život za 8 sati!!!

A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the bosses' wife instead.
"I'm afraid he died last week." she explains.
The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss.
"I told you" the wife replies, "he died last week."
The next day he calls again and once more asks to speak to his boss.
By this time the wife is getting upset and shouts,
"I'VE ALREADY TOLD YOU TWICE, MY HUSBAND, YOUR BOSS, DIED LAST WEEK!
WHY
DO YOU KEEP CALLING???"
He said: "I just love hearing it..."